FWIW

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CATHOLIC HEART  ATTACK

A man suffered a serious heart attack  and had an open heart bypass  surgery.   

He awakened from the surgery to find  himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun  asked him questions regarding how  he   was going to pay for his  treatment. She asked if he had health insurance.  He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked  if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank.." The nun asked, "Do you have   a  relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster  sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced  loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!  Nuns are married to  God."

The  patient replied, " Then send the bill to my  brother-in-law." 

Stolen from elsewhere

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[Stirlitz]

Nuns are married!