Smiles, and a trvia question to be answered at the end.
What is the longest word in the world?
Two blondes living in Paris were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Germany
or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Germany?
There's this brunette in, ok, well say Texas, what the heck, out for a walk. She
comes to a river and sees another brunette on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she
shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second brunette looks up the river then down the river and shouts back,
"You ARE on the other side."
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made
her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
T he Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!"
A Russian girl married to an American man was visiting her American woman friend,
who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The
American woman responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex.
Her Russian friend said, " Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the AW. "They're watch dogs!"
Trvia question, "What is the longest word in the world?
Smiles. There is a mile between the first and last letters
