RW Etiquette. How to deal with big hooters?

[neo]

Ok,

this is a serious problem, so not too much laughing.

I've always dated women with the chest topography of a dutch tulip field. I now find myself being in the position of a liason with a young lady with some "lara croft" esque dimensions.

So i'm looking for some etiquette tips on how to behave,

specifically:

Is it really ever acceptable to coment on them or compliment on them
Should you look, or actively not look. will she be offended if you look too much or clearly dont look enough.
is it ever acceptable to "cop a feel" during courtship if you are shall we say, in an ebrace.

its a random problem i grant you, but im trying to avoid a slap in the face without looking like a gayer with no interest in a womans ahem, assets.

[USCFAN]

... this should be interesting ...

[KenC]

neo,
it is a fine line you have to walk here.  Pay no attention and she will be hurt.  Pay too much attention and you will be just another one of many.  I say compliment the other parts of her body first and formost.  Oh yeah and also say something nice about her mind or personality too.  (Girls like that sh!t)  Try your best to look into her eyes on occasion and never ever start thinking about your face buried in between them during dinner!  Big tits may be new for you, but they aren't new to her!
KenC

[Jack]

  How to deal with big hooters?


ahhhhh, hopefully with two hands.

[acrzybear]

  How to deal with big hooters?


ahhhhh, hopefully with two hands.

I can think of a few other ways, but all are NC-17

[Gator]

Neo, you should have asked the ladies, particularly Lily.

Because you are in the experienced forum, I will give you a great line that works everytime. 


"You must be a farmer."

"Why do you say that?"

"Because you grew some big melons."

Believe me, complimenting her with humor works every time.


So I am not serious.  Let me be serious with a self-explanatory true story.   Over 30 years ago when a young man, I was on assignment with the UN in Iran.  I had a first date with this one well endowed English hottie from the Lake District.  She worked as a flight attendant in Iran and with her blonde hair and blue eyes received a lot of attention in that Muslim country.   Yet, there I was - in the driver's seat.

The evening went perfectly.  She smiled continuously, laughed a lot, and was impressed by my friends. 

As the evening progressed, she revealed to me some private thoughts about her life.  Clearly she wanted to know more about me.  She was primed.

At her door, I said I would call in the morning, and then I kissed her.  Really kissed her.  She was ready.  She fell into my arms and relaxed her soft mouth.  Her braless treasures were knocking on my chest in the evening air.  It was too much, too soon, and I was unprepared for my immediate hormonal response.  I could not restrain myself, and my hands made a move.  Instantly she pulled back and said, "You are just like the others; I thought you were different." 

That was it.  She never dated me again.   I learned a lot that night.

[Blues Fairy]

neo, I can give you first-hand perspective. 

By all means, communicate your delight and approval but not amazement.  She is most likely conscious about her body and needs to feel "normal".  Groping strictly verboten until the later stages of the relationship. 

[Rvrwind]

... this should be interesting ...

I was thinking exactly that!!!!
The topics on this board of late are really getting strange...

[Kuna]

neo,
it is a fine line you have to walk here.  Pay no attention and she will be hurt.  Pay too much attention and you will be just another one of many.  I say compliment the other parts of her body first and formost.  Oh yeah and also say something nice about her mind or personality too.  (Girls like that sh!t)  Try your best to look into her eyes on occasion and never ever start thinking about your face buried in between them during dinner!  Big tits may be new for you, but they aren't new to her!
KenC

neo,

This is great advice... (except I woud say NEVER get caught perving at her boobs...  every man she's ever met will be doing that)

Something I've learned about women who are well endowed is that most of them have lived a life with men being obsessed with their boobs.  It's not just their partners...  People are gorking at them in the workplace...  in the shops...  on the street.

Often they'll confide in you that former bf's rarely pleased them because they were too focused or obsessed with their breasts...

As Ken says... it's a fine line to walk...  but a very fulfilling one.   

If you can resist focussing on her breasts and fulfill her relationship desires you will stand out from the vast major of men she has ever known.. She will respond to this like you could never imagine...

There's plenty of time to worship her assets in future...  for now try to stay focused on her "inner-self" and you will be rewarded many times over.

Good luck! 

Kuna

[Ste]

Ok,

this is a serious problem, so not too much laughing.

I've always dated women with the chest topography of a dutch tulip field. I now find myself being in the position of a liason with a young lady with some "lara croft" esque dimensions.

So i'm looking for some etiquette tips on how to behave,

specifically:

Is it really ever acceptable to coment on them or compliment on them
Should you look, or actively not look. will she be offended if you look too much or clearly dont look enough.
is it ever acceptable to "cop a feel" during courtship if you are shall we say, in an ebrace.

its a random problem i grant you, but im trying to avoid a slap in the face without looking like a gayer with no interest in a womans ahem, assets.

Shurely Neo, hic, since we won 3-0 today, you as an experienced shagger, will have knobbed a bird with big norks before?

I started off as a big norks kinda guy, but now I realised it's a mother fixation. Neo, tell me about your mother...

My ex was the possessor of big bristols and they go south mate after 30, belive me, like mens balls after after 45, tho thankfully mine remain quite taut. For now.

1.5 EU handfuls is the norm, as I have now. Or should I say she has. Anyway they are very nice. Both of them.

[ScottinCrimea]

I'm not a boob man myself, guess I got enough breast feeding as a child. I actually prefer to look at the eyes, which are a much bigger turn on to me.  Since my wife is more than amply blessed, it's probably a good thing as I would otherwise be constantly walking into walls.

There's a simple solution: marry a woman who is six inches taller than you.  Then you can always look straight ahead without problems.

[neo]

Thanks for the great advice guys.

Ste, the last girlfriend i had who was well endowed was when i was 17. Being quite tall i have always gone for tall girls who usually are too skinny and have no chest.

I have to confess first time round i had no idea where to put my hands. ahem.

Anyway, since then i have dated a string of skinny birds with no cleavage.  I suspect my curent flames chest is quite normal sized but its all ralative isnt it? if you drive through holland all your life then come across a small hill it seems like a mountain

I was specifically looking for etiquette from the guys with RW - because as you know Ste thanks to page 3 and alcopops a lot of english girls spend their friday nights dangling out of stretch pink limo's flashing their breasts at passing minicab drivers, so they aren't exactly a good reference point for a more conservative culture!!!!!

Much appreciated KenC and Gator and the ladies, Great advice. I'll keep my dirty paws to myself and not perv.

[I/O]

Eyes on the eyes, not on the prize.  The prize will be yours for the viewing soon enough if you play your cards right.

Or you could try the other tack and just say "Look honey if a guy had a herd of cows like you, he'd have a helluva good dairy".  :noidea:

I/O

[Hub]

Ste is spot on here.  If a gal has anything more than B +, there is going to be some serious droppage problems.  They may look fine in a sweater, but believe me they don't look very appealing when fully exposed and unsupported.

Aside from what they do or don't do for a man, large breasts can cause serious problems for the woman.  There are back problems to contend with, straps that cut into the shoulders, etc., etc.

And the operations to have breasts reduced in size are much more serious than those to have the breasts enlarged.

[neo]

Hub,

Shes not the size of Jordan, in fact shes probably just normal for a woman, but 1.5 handfuls seems a lot all of a sudden.

my Lara croft reference point was the fact because shes tall and skinny you cant help but notice, whereas a woman with a more hourglass figure seeems more in proportion.

And she seems to defy gravity without reinforcements so i they are not big enough to require later life scaffolding

Mind you i once new a girl at 30 with a pair of DD's. when she took a bra off they literally sprang out to attention - really quite incredible.

[Jet]

I can't believe you guys are still talking about this 
They're not a pair of pet chinchillas, they are a part of who she is - don't talk to them, don't try to pet them, just tell her she's beautiful and let things take their natural course 

[jb]

The word sophomoric comes to mind.

[Rvrwind]

Succinct as always jb!!!

[Kuna]

The word sophomoric comes to mind.

jb... as always, you're right.  Judging by some of the comments in this thread you'd think some of the men have far too little experience with women to even step into "the lions den".

 

[HiTech]

It depends if they are Real or Memorex.

If they are Memorex: I have found ladies like complements.

HiTech

[SANDRO43]

The solution to your problem is VERY simple, always wear these when in her company :