So where are all the beautiful women?

[samschwitz]

About me:

I am a 24 year old male from Atlanta, GA in the USA... I am currently in college for my bachelor's degree in Computer Networking. In January, I am purchasing my first home which I believe is great for a 24 year old! I love to travel, read, watch movies, hang out with friends, and go to the beach each summer... My parents are both retired employees of the Federal Government and they have a wonderful farm in Alabama. My hobbies include saltwater fish tanks and just basically enjoying life to the fullest! I consider myself laid back, fun loving, and practical... I love to have a great time but get things done when they need to be done... So ladies tell me about yourself...

Sam~

[Kuna]

Errrrrr.....  we're mostly guys who like talking about Russian Women - but as this IS the Internet we could pretend.   


*starts again*

Hallo...  My name is Sveta.  I will come and visit you in USA if you just send me money for plane ticket.  I have a friend who works in travel agent who can get visa for me.  I want serious many and large family.  I am serious girl who likes you very much.  You're my man now...  send money soon.



*meanwhile back at the apartment*

Fat Yuri logs out of his mail and heads down to the local Western Union branch to collect his takings.



Seriously though...  24 is young but that doesn't make it impossible... probably just harder.  Why are you looking to FSU?  What do you expect? What are you looking for?

If you stick around here and read the archives you'll learn much.  DO not be afraid to change your mind if you think this may not be for you because it's hard work...  but if you finally find the real thing it is worth every minute.

[Gator]

Sam,

There are plenty of pretty girls working in Atlanta or studying at Georgia Tech.

[Faux Pas]

Sam,

There are plenty of pretty girls working in Atlanta or studying at Georgia Tech.

*ahem* Gator there are few pretty girls at Georgia Tech unless you like your women with broad shoulders and hairy legs and pocket protectors. The pretty ones are found to the east in Athens.

[Blues Fairy]

You stated in your intro thread that you want to help someone with residency - is that really your motivation for meeting a Russian girl?  A knight on a white horse, looking for a damsel in distress? 

[GoodOlBoy]

Hallo...  My name is Sveta.  I will come and visit you in USA if you just send me money for plane ticket.  I have a friend who works in travel agent who can get visa for me.  I want serious many and large family.  I am serious girl who likes you very much.  You're my man now...  send money soon.

Hello Sveta,

    Thank you for your nice letter and naked pictures!

     I would like to tell you more about myself. I live in Miami Beach in a mansion (large flat). I am the owner of a very large and successful international business. I have a yacht (large boat) parked in back of my mansion. I have 4 cars (Porsche, Lamborghini, Mercedes and Corvette) in my driveway.

     The only thing missing in my life is a women like you! Please come soon.

                                 Yours, Rick


Meanwhile...... Rick shuts down his vintage 486DX computer, with dial up connection. He has to prepare to go to work at McDonald's (he is the nightshift manager). As Rick leaves he grabs up the keys to his 1997 Chevy pickup and locks the door to his single wide trailer. He has a long ride ahead of him. He lives in the Florida Everglades (swamp).  

Deception can happen on both ends of the internet!

[Lily]

  So ladies tell me about yourself...

Ok Sam, what particularly would you like to know?

[tim 360]

Gee samschwitz, you want to help some FSU girl with residency?     A very noble desire, I guess.  You may want to do some reading here first.

[Gator]

*ahem* Gator there are few pretty girls at Georgia Tech unless you like your women with broad shoulders and hairy legs and pocket protectors. The pretty ones are found to the east in Athens.

What's the difference in IQ between GT and UGA?  IMO there is nothing more sexy (and appealing as a potential life partner) than an attractive, intelligent woman.

Your combination of "broad shoulders and hairy legs and pocket protectors" fits my definition of bull dyke.   :hairraising:

[samschwitz]

LOL.. wow...

Well I just want to help someone gain citizenship to the US... And thats it... The marriage if need be will be accompanied by a prenuptial agreement... I already have a girlfriend so I dont need another one... One is enough lol! I have had friends gain residency in the same way and I want to give someone the same opportunity... I have traveled abroad and I have seen all of the negative ways of life around the world... Especially in Russian and Ukraine... The purpose of this is just to help someone out. My great, great grandfather immigrated from Prussia this is modern day Germany... He had a hard life until coming to the US... Of course I am not sending anyone money... If a plane ticket were to be involved it would be a non refundable one way ticket to be picked up at the counter for that individual... I am not stupid... Come on guys I am purchasing a house at 24! I don't have a yacht or a Porsche, and I dont live in a trailer either lol! I will take all the precautions necessary and I would like to thank all of you ahead of time for the questions answered... I know not to send money overseas and I learned this at quite an early age running an import-export business... And I also learned not to buy products from China! LOL! Thanks again for all of the constructive criticism.

Sam~   

[samschwitz]

Okay guys never mind!!! I just talked to my uncle who is an attorney and found out that international marriages are scrutinized by law here in the US and it is also illegal to marry someone to help with citizenship! Thanks for all of your help, and I appreciate your time!