The best profile line ever

[JR]

Would reading books be prefferable to red boobs? Or would Reed Boobs have an advantage over reel boots? Somehow I think Real Boobs would be my choice in the matter. But what does it matter if in fact they at least have boobs? Being men would we be interested in their boobs regardless of what material they were made from. I am convinced we would still want to read their wooden red boobs Yes, I am convinced! !

[mies]

Mies, I think she mean to say "I like to read books".. but it came out as "I like wooden breasts".. which just struck me as hilarious with my immature view of life.

(I know, I know, I must SUFFER!  god will deliver me a lady with reed boobs sans a tweezers)   

Oh my... i really should read real books... though forum is very helpful in improving my understanding of English

Would reading books be prefferable to red boobs? Or would Reed Boobs have an advantage over reel boots? Somehow I think Real Boobs would be my choice in the matter. But what does it matter if in fact they at least have boobs? Being men would we be interested in their boobs regardless of what material they were made from. I am convinced we would still want to read their wooden red boobs Yes, I am convinced! !

you are just about to make a revolution in plastic surgery and breast implants 

[JR]

I have never been fond of implants. But I like to revel in real boobs while reading real books about red reeds

[Aloe]

Stalking would be for her to show up at other places, e.g., different dating sites, finding your profile in other places, finding you on different chat systems, and generally tracking and following someone would be stalking.  

So basically, it is doing what half of the guys on this forum do?  
I think Belgium doesn't have any laws against stalking, i read this forum topic on antidate (womens forum) that was several years long and like 60 pages. One woman married a belgian guy, then she found out he is a psycho, so she moved out and filed for divorce, he started stalking her and doing all kinds of psycho things except physical violence, she said the police couldnt do anything and she went there almost daily, and he couldnt get commited to a psych ward too cuz he has to get violent or commit voluntarily, so he was stalking her for 3!!! years. Horrible. And to top it off, he was unemployed and in debts and she had to pay ALL his debts, because in belgium, unless you sign a pre-nup, both spouses share all debts made by the other spouse until divorce is finalized, and it took her 3 years to get divorce finalized. Seriously horrible

[JR]

So basically, it is doing what half of the guys on this forum do?  

Yep! We're all stalkers at heart

[BillyB]

How about best profile ever?

Here's some of your competition boys. Take notes and learn.

http://www.allforlove.odessa.ua/mens.php?lang=0&idp=458

http://www.allforlove.odessa.ua/mens.php?lang=0&idp=262

http://www.allforlove.odessa.ua/mens.php?lang=0&idp=398

And my all time favorite:

http://www.allforlove.odessa.ua/mens.php?lang=0&idp=177

[JR]

QUOTE: "Im looking for me WITH FEMALE PLUMBING."

I say: "get a sex change and live happily ever after!!!!"

[2tallbill]

I read a cool profile line (paraphrased).


Some women you want to to sleep with,
but other women you want to wake up.