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What is point of this FSU joke?
« on: February 16, 2011, 07:56:15 PM »
I don't think I get this joke exactly, as sent to me by RW.  What is meaning?

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Here we say, Russia is a country where women have a headache in the evening and husbands have a headache in the morning.

If our men were similar to our women, they would be real men.
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Re: What is point of this FSU joke?
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 07:59:47 PM »
I don't think I get this joke exactly, as sent to me by RW.  What is meaning?

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Here we say, Russia is a country where women have a headache in the evening and husbands have a headache in the morning.


a woman's "headache in the evening" is a reason to avoid sex

a man's  "headache in the morning" is a hangover.

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Re: What is point of this FSU joke?
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 09:02:31 PM »
I don't know the joke, yet it sounds as if a headache in the morning is to avoid going to work.  A real man works and takes care of his family. 

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Re: What is point of this FSU joke?
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 09:13:36 PM »
a woman's "headache in the evening" is a reason to avoid sex

a man's  "headache in the morning" is a hangover.


Two problems with your interpretation.

First, sex is a great way to get rid of a headache.

Second, the next part of original said: 'If our men were similar to our women, they would be real men.'

So in your interpretation; the men would be 'real men' if they claimed headache to avoid sex?  Doesn't make a lot of sense.

These two concerns of mine is why I didn't think I understood the joke.
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Re: What is point of this FSU joke?
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 09:57:52 PM »
Two problems with your interpretation.

First, sex is a great way to get rid of a headache.

Second, the next part of original said: 'If our men were similar to our women, they would be real men.'

So in your interpretation; the men would be 'real men' if they claimed headache to avoid sex?  Doesn't make a lot of sense.

These two concerns of mine is why I didn't think I understood the joke.

Sorry I guess I missed the second part. Would be nice to read the joke in Russian variation but I could not find. So probably a meaning is "if men would work and take care of everything like women do instead of drinking they would be real men and would have a headache in the evening instead of morning"

Regarding "sex is a great way to get rid of a headache".
Sex headaches http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/sex-headaches/DS00645

We have many jokes on "a woman's evening headache"
One of them:
A husband and wife are going to sleep. The husband brings his wife a glass of water and two pills.
Wife looks at him - "What is that?!"
Husband - "Headache pills, dear"
Wife - "But I don't have any headache"
Husband taking his briefs off - "Aha!! Finally!"
  

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Re: What is point of this FSU joke?
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2011, 06:05:16 AM »
That's not a joke  :D

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Re: What is point of this FSU joke?
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2011, 06:07:40 AM »
That's not a joke  :D

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Re: What is point of this FSU joke?
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2011, 10:05:33 PM »
A headache in the morning may be a hangover for the man. If he didn't drink so much he would be a real man and ready for action in the morning when the woman was ready at the same time.  Of course when she steps out of the bath or shower with a towel around her and walks to the bed dropping the towel, that should be good enough to cure a hangover. That's my take on it.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 10:12:09 PM by erudite »
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