How to make a woman happy

[Albert]

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

 A man only needs to be:

                  1. a friend
                  2. a companion
                  3. a lover
                  4. a brother
                  5. a father
                  6. a master
                  7. a chef
                  8. an electrician
                  9. a carpenter
                  10. a plumber
                  11. a mechanic
                  12. a decorator
                  13. a stylist
                  14. a sexologist
                  15. a gynecologist
                  16. a psychologist
                  17. a pest exterminator
                  18. a psychiatrist
                  19. a healer
                  20. a good listener
                  21. an organizer
                  22. a good father
                  23. very clean
                  24. sympathetic
                  25. athletic
                  26. warm
                  27. attentive
                  28. gallant
                  29. intelligent
                  30. funny
                  31. creative
                  32. tender
                  33. strong
                  34. understanding
                  35. tolerant
                  36. prudent
                  37. ambitious
                  38. capable
                  39. courageous
                  40. determined
                  41. true
                  42. dependable
                  43. passionate
                  44. compassionate

                  Without forgetting to:

                  45. give her compliments regularly
                  46. love shopping
                  47. be honest
                  48. be very rich
                  49. not stress her out
                  50. not look at other women

                  And at the same time, you must also:

                  51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
                  52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
                  53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
                  54. never forget:
                  * birthdays
                  * anniversaries
                  * arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

                  1. Show up naked
                  2. Bring food

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George walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

[Daknack]

Most of the time we are satisfied with only one of those.

[Stillkatn]

In the midwest, we can forgo the naked and food if beer is involved.....

[catzenmouse]

In the midwest, we can forgo the naked and food if beer is involved.....

I like your attitude! :D:D

[Stillkatn]

...it's all about priorities.  Research has shown that a glass of beer contains the same nutrition as a small ham sandwich.  So I'm not a drunk - I'm just REALLY hungry.....

[Looking53]

Man I feel for you. You can't make a woman happy. They have to do that for themselves. All you can do is be a mirror and show them how wonderful they are. There it and watch the sparks.