Ukraine..... 51st state of the union ?

[GoodOlBoy]

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Rough Translation:

Online collection of signatures for Ukraine's entry into the United States
 
Kiev, September 17 (new region, Mikhail Ryabov) – Ukrainian Internet users initiated collection of signatures for joining the former Soviet Republic of the United States of America.
The initiative group hopes to eventually collect 3 million signatures for a referendum on the accession of Ukraine to the United States 10 new States.
 
In the case of a plebiscite occurrence of Ukraine into the United States will support 90% of the participants because "everybody is fed up with living in poverty", and the opposition has no hope, say organizers.
 
"What will it give? Everything! Respect, freedom, lucrative jobs, technology, manufacturing, finance, social security, education, freedom to bear arms, LiveJournal and more. But in their native land, native cherry, hruŝami sadočkami rates and koropami. This is tantamount to the fact that we have emigrated throughout the country in a bright future, "convince potential supporters of the referendum.
 
According to the initiators, the Constitution of the United States requires the adoption of new States in America, if a decision to endorse the Congress.
 
GOB
 
PS.... And I always thought it was going to be Puerto Rico. 

[Ranetka]

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Rough Translation:

Online collection of signatures for Ukraine's entry into the United States
 
Kiev, September 17 (new region, Mikhail Ryabov) – Ukrainian Internet users initiated collection of signatures for joining the former Soviet Republic of the United States of America.
The initiative group hopes to eventually collect 3 million signatures for a referendum on the accession of Ukraine to the United States 10 new States.
 
In the case of a plebiscite occurrence of Ukraine into the United States will support 90% of the participants because "everybody is fed up with living in poverty", and the opposition has no hope, say organizers.
 
"What will it give? Everything! Respect, freedom, lucrative jobs, technology, manufacturing, finance, social security, education, freedom to bear arms, LiveJournal and more. But in their native land, native cherry, hruŝami sadočkami rates and koropami. This is tantamount to the fact that we have emigrated throughout the country in a bright future, "convince potential supporters of the referendum.
 
According to the initiators, the Constitution of the United States requires the adoption of new States in America, if a decision to endorse the Congress.
 
GOB
 
PS.... And I always thought it was going to be Puerto Rico. 

I suggest they return Crimea first please.