Trainwreck

[Larry1]

Several years ago, not long after I began my FSUW search, I persuaded my friend Jason to conduct a FSUW search.  I used to work with Jason, but we now live in different states.  I would send him some photos of some FSUW with whom I was corresponding and tell him about them.   I told Jason about my first trip, which was wonderful.  At that point he finally subscribed to LuckyLovers and began his search. 

Soon he had narrowed it down to writing only one girl: Olga, who lived in Odessa.  Olga was 24, tall, blond, slender and very good-looking.  He visited her twice and talked with her on skype sometimes in between visits. 

Olga has a bit of a temper, perhaps more than a bit.  They fought a number of times over seemingly small things. As Jason related a number of stories to me I got a bad feeling about this, but I couldn't really articulate a reason why he should break things off with Olga. I felt bad because I was the one who talked Jason into a FSUW search in the first place.

 Things progressed with them and he asked her to marry him.  She said, "where is the engagement ring?"  He replied that he didn't realize it was a Ukrainian custom to give an engagement ring.  She replied that now she would be American and he shouldn't be too greedy to get her a nice ring. I had previously discussed some of the forum wisdom with Jason, including the idea that FSUW do not like a greedy man.  So they went to a jewelry store the next day and bought one.  This made Olga very happy.  That night he said he had the best sex of his life.

Things were ok at first after Olga arrived in the US.  They got married about a month after her arrival and went on a nice honeymoon to Hawaii.  But not long after that Olga began a friendship with a FSUW she met here named Irina.  Soon they were going out almost every night together, often until late at night.  Jason wasn't too happy about this, but when he confronted Olga about it she became angry and told him to stop being a control freak. Jason suggested getting together with her friend Irina, but Olga told him that wouldn't be a good idea because Irina speaks almost no English.

Meanwhile, Jason and Olga were having sex less and less often. He said when he made overtures to her she usually said she wasn't in the mood.  Nonetheless, after only seven or eight months Olga got pregnant.  Jason was surprised because in the discussions they had about having a baby in the future they agreed it would be best if she got established here for several years and then have a child after that.

Olga didn't seem to want Jason to come with her to the ultrasound appointments, which he found strange and disappointing.  It seemed to Jason that Olga didn't want him involved at all.  He wondered whether FSUW were just really private about medical procedures.  She didn't want him to be in the delivery room when she gave birth either. 

When the baby was delivered and Jason saw him, he was stunned: the baby was clearly black.  He couldn't keep making excuses for Olga's behavior because he was faced with positive proof that she had been cheating on him.  I advised him to divorce her.  He told me he had made an appointment with a lawyer.

But before his appointment, about two weeks after the birth of the child, Jason was stunned when the state police contacted him and asked him to talk.  They informed him that Olga and her paramour had put out feelers to find someone to kill him.  Someone notified the state police and they sent in an undercover officer to pose as someone willing to do the job, and recorded the conversation in which the offer of payment was made. 

Jason told the police that he had recently increased his life insurance policy to $500,000 from $250,000 after a discussion with Olga where she told him he was not doing enough to insure her security should something happen to him.  He had also previously changed his will to give pretty much all of his assets to Olga.

Jason is incredulous and angry. 

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The above account was entirely fictitious; never happened.  I wrote it in response to ML's request below, written in my "Moscow Cats Theater Re-opens" thread:

And stop posting this stuff about cats, etc.

Find some sex scandals, FSUW cheating on her AM or vice versa, etc.

Even some train wrecks.

I need some excitement in my life.

Is that story good enough for you, ML?

[ML]

Actually, it is a very true story.
Probably happens a few times every year; not necessarily with FSUW and AM,  but with someone and their mate.

Anyway, thanks  for your efforts.   

You could probably try to sell it to one of the Police shows that air on TV almost every day.

Anyway, the gal in your story missed a good line.

She could have said:  "How do I know that I am the mother!!"

[viking]

Cool imagination.

[Ooooops]

When the baby was delivered and Jason saw him, he was stunned: the baby was clearly black.  He couldn't keep making excuses for Olga's behavior because he was faced with positive proof that she had been cheating on him.

Maternity ward.   Really big and burly looking man brings his wife who's about to have a baby.   Both are Caucasians.   Woman goes into labor and delivers black baby.   Doctor says - I'm scared to give this news to that Neanderthal out there, let cleaning lady tell him.   So he explains cleaning lady about genes, mutations, etc.   Got it?  She says "Yes", comes out to congratulate new father and says: "You have a son!   His name is Gene, he is black and you should wash your mutation more often."

[calmissile]

Good  job Larry.  You had me hook, line and sinker to the end.   

ML, your humor cracks me up!  It's nice to have a few chuckles every day.     

[ML]

Maternity ward.   Really big and burly looking man brings his wife who's about to have a baby.   Both are Caucasians.   Woman goes into labor and delivers black baby.   Doctor says - I'm scared to give this news to that Neanderthal out there, let cleaning lady tell him.   So he explains cleaning lady about genes, mutations, etc.   Got it?  She says "Yes", comes out to congratulate new father and says: "You have a son!   His name is Gene, he is black and you should wash your mutation more often."

Reminds me of another hospital story.

Uneducated redneck family rush grandfather to hospital.
He dies.  Doctor calls in one family member and tells him the grandfather died of a massive infarcation.

This man goes back to waiting room and tells the others that grandfather died of a massive internal fart.

[mendeleyev]

Larry, you had me.  Good writing!

[Larry1]

Thanks Mendy, Viking, Calmissile, and ML.

[Muzh]

 A guy brings his best buddy home for dinner.
 
His wife screams, "You asshole! My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
 

Why the f&%# did you bring him home?"
 

"Cause he's thinking of getting married..."