Political joke

[Jack]

Dear Olga:
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>My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
>and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows
>he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four
>years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy big
>cigars
>and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay
>the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend
>to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?
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>Signed, Clueless
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>Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him
>anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it.