I am 40 years old...but...

[2tallbill]

Is this guy/girl/TS for real? Spouts crap and declares victory? He/she/it doesnt have a clue. . . . .

Yo-Adrian, there is a big world away from your sister. Hope you learn about it. It took you to age "40" to learn some basic truths but I think you book larned it. When you get up to having wimmen for girlfriends with only two legs and no tail, I know that Bessie will be a mite disappointed, but you will be a better man/woman/TS as a result.

William what's a TS?

Tough sh!t?
Troll sponge?
Total pSycho?
Tight Sheep?
Telephone Sex?
Tampa Sorority?
a Tad Spun?
Total Spinner?
Texas Steer?
Toilet Seat?
Ton of Sweat?

I could keep guessing but won't

Bill

[Turboguy]

I think William was refering to a TransSexual Bill. 

[Misha]

You obviously only seem to have experience picking women off a shelf and taking them home.

What an odd statement. Though I don't agree with what everybody says here, the general consensus is that it is HARDER and more complicated dating someone overseas than in your home country. And, let's not forget the bureaucracy involved in taking your fiancee or wife home. I have crisscrossed Russia on business and pleasure and have yet to see the Mail-Order Bride store where women can be picked off the shelf :-)

[William3rd]

Transmission specialist?
Trans-Sexual?

[Shadow]

Adrian,
Your purpose is, as you said, to put a different perspective.
Strange enough I see little of this perspective.

And I would also like to see that picture. 

[carraig]

Adrian, you left out two important ingredients in your prescription for looking more youthfull than your real age! good genetics and a sense of inner peace!
But really, unless you put up the pic!! you will forever be the Scarlet Pimpernel, rather than the Dorrian Grey of this board!

[jb]

unless you put up the pic!! you will forever be the Scarlet Pimpernel, rather than the Dorrian Grey of this board!

 

[Son of Clyde]

Or the Scarlet Pimple.

[ScottinCrimea]

Boy, I just came onto this thread and I can already see why this guy already has three ignores.  How embarassing to be 40 years old and still have such a mindset and still spouting adolescent garbage!  The worst part is that he doesn't even know enough to realize that he should be embarassed.

For all his professed expertise with women, there is no doubt that a FSUW would eat him alive.  His first TR would make the Hurricane Katrina news reports sound like a warm summer day.

What we do have here, if we are to believe his claims about his youthful manly appearance (still no photos) is a classic example of someone who has spent a lot of time developing himself on the outside while ignoring the internal development that doesn't eventually fade with age.  While vigorously trying to avoid an aging body, he has also avoided developing a mature mind.

I'm 49 years old.  Some days I look a lot younger and some days older.  The only opinion that matters is my wife's, and thankfully she's mature enough to appreciate me for things other than how many sit-ups I can do on any given day.  She's also gracious enough to pick up the odd body part that falls off as part of the aging process.

I'm sure he can find plenty of bubble headed young things who want a nice body and can for the first time in their life have a man who has less intelligence than them.  It's probably at least as much of an ego boost for them as it is for him.

[BC]

    Mistress Mary, quite contrary,
    How does your garden grow?
    With silver bells, and cockle shells,
    And marigolds all in a row.

[William3rd]

Been 24 hours since the troll Adrieanna vacated the boards. He will be missed wherever ignorant (wo)men or he/shes gather to pontificate incessantly over matters that they know nothing about, declaring victory after each sentence . . . .

BTW did you know that he was 40 and looked 28?!?!?!? It was not revealed as to whether he was speaking of his IQ or something else in these revelations. . . . .

[Mir]

She's also gracious enough to pick up the odd body part that falls off as part of the aging process.

Well I hope the part that matters most has not fallen off yet

[Jet]

I'm sure he can find plenty of bubble headed young things who want a nice body and can for the first time in their life have a man who has less intelligence than them.  It's probably at least as much of an ego boost for them as it is for him.

You didn't just call Adrian a "mimbo" did you? 

[catzenmouse]

I am 40, but I look 28

You guys are just so mean! Didn't you see the -40 PT font typing between the lines? Here let me help you out a bit.

 "I'm a 40 year old overweight divorced woman whose good years died when I was 28 and now my idea of a night out is a stop at McDonald's on my way home from working at the laundry for a couple of Supersized ThunderThigh meals and a gallon of Rocky Road ice cream while I surf the net spouting my hate of all men and especially those who are happy. I'm a real miserable b!tch who couldn't get a date with a blind/deaf/mute quadruple amputee so I blame everyone else for my pathetic life and do anything I can to make others as miserable as I am."

See now, the poor little thing just needs some love....