I might be getting a divorce as well.

[GregfromGa]

It seems that my wife of  years might have been running around on me. a DNA test will be required in order for our marriage to stand. As you know we just had a baby boy a couple weeks ago. Although the baby boy Nicholas looks a lot like me there is the penis issue in question. The kid is rather well endowed therefore it almost certainly eliminates me as the father. This is a terrible feeling and hopefully DNA test will prove this freak of nature is exactly that.

[ECOCKS]

Truly sorry to hear that Greg.

Best wishes for a positive outcome for all concerned.

[BillyB]

Truly sorry to hear that Greg.

Sorry about what? A possible divorce or the fact Greg is not well endowed?

[ECOCKS]

Sorry about what? A possible divorce or the fact Greg is not well endowed?

Perhaps a prosthetic or early surgical intervention?

[Blues Fairy]

Is this a joke?! 

[pitbull]

Is this a joke?! 

Sounds like a not-so-veiled attempt at boasting (by a proud parent) 

[ECOCKS]

Hmmm, maybe I misunderstood which has the suspected disproportionate organ, Greg or the child?

[tim 360]

It seems that my wife of  years might have been running around on me. a DNA test will be required in order for our marriage to stand. As you know we just had a baby boy a couple weeks ago. Although the baby boy Nicholas looks a lot like me there is the penis issue in question. The kid is rather well endowed therefore it almost certainly eliminates me as the father. This is a terrible feeling and hopefully DNA test will prove this freak of nature is exactly that.

[/b]

Sounds like what Greg wrote is clear but it is very unclear to me.

[GQBlues]

Dang Greg! I'm not completely clear with this. Are you saying that size matters or not?

[BC]

Although the baby boy Nicholas looks a lot like me there is the penis issue in question. The kid is rather well endowed therefore it almost certainly eliminates me as the father. This is a terrible feeling and hopefully DNA test will prove this freak of nature is exactly that.

Well I would tip on remaining on as proud father....

As far as child growth goes, it seems to normalize after a time..

Ours was born 11.25 pounds.. that's 5100 grams for metric folks.  He's a little taller than the other kids now but that's about it.

What amazes me with male babies is the proportion of testicles to body size.. we're talking huge...

The rest of the OP MUST be a joke....

I'll chip in a hearty Congratulations! and if in err a WRGASALAYRHU..  figger that one out.

[ECOCKS]

[/b]

Sounds like what Greg wrote is clear but it is very unclear to me.

LOL - man I am reading that thing like one sentence at a time. Trouble waking up this morning, almost feel drugged. My bad!

[Gator]

How and where did your wife meet Tiger Woods? 

[BC]

How and where did your wife meet Tiger Woods? 

I always wondered what bag that magic putter came out of..

[BillyB]

[/b]

Sounds like what Greg wrote is clear but it is very unclear to me.

It's very clear on what's happening here. It happens everyday in real life or in about 14% of male births. Son is born packing a big stick. Papa is jealous and threatens divorce with wife. What better place for a guy to go to get sympathy and advice than here at the forum.

Greg, if you can't beat him, join him. I've never needed it and no guarantees but try the site below.

http://www.sinrex.com/

[apple47]

    If this is real ,there has to be more than the kid's penis size to suspect a wife of infidelity,and probably suspicions existed long before the kid's birth.
   
         If this is a joke,it's totally phucked up . NOT funny at all.


                                                  ...Larry

[GregfromGa]

    If this is real ,there has to be more than the kid's penis size to suspect a wife of infidelity,and probably suspicions existed long before the kid's birth.
   
         If this is a joke,it's totally phucked up . NOT funny at all.


                                                  ...Larry

Lighten up Francis..

[sunandsail]

Given my probable culpability, I'd like to be allowed visitation.

[Maxx2]

When I read the heading of this thread I thought "Damn! not another". Honestly I get a bit sad.

[apple47]

Lighten up Francis..

   OK,Sheila


                                                  ...Larry

[GregfromGa]

   OK,Sheila


                                                  ...Larry

I live in South Georgia. How bout yourself?

[apple47]

I live in South Georgia. How bout yourself?

      Calling me out for a brawl at the Waffle House?

                 Lighten Up Francis.

                                                       ...Larry


                                   PS.  East Central Kentucky.  Can be found on the members map.

[facetrock]

I confess.... I am the father.... was hoping Greg wouldnt notice

[GregfromGa]

      Calling me out for a brawl at the Waffle House?

                 Lighten Up Francis.

                                                       ...Larry


                                   PS.  East Central Kentucky.  Can be found on the members map.

I might just be. Just how big an ole boy are ya?

[I/O]

So is this to be the thread where all the "Knobs" hang out?

B/F: Yes it is a joke................of sorts.

[Blues Fairy]

B/F: Yes it is................of sorts.

And this "humorous" guy went ballistic about my silly ASSamena joke.