Of course, I could be way off...I often misread the code words....
Russian women have already a little list of code words from western ads, with the meaning... ( maybe someone can make similar list for russian ads ) :
40ish : 52 and looking for 25-year old
Affectionate : Needy, and looking for mother figure
Aging : child Self-centered adult
Ambitious : Ruthlessly exploits people
Appreciates quality : But expects someone else to pay for it
Artist : Unreliable
Athletic : Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Beautiful : Spends a lot of time in front of mirrors
Disease-free : Up to date on mumps vaccinations
Down to earth : Petty and vindictive
Educated : Will always treat you like an idiot
Elegant : Dripping with costume jewelry
Employed Part-time : job stuffing envelopes at home
Enjoy life's pleasures : Overindulged, spoiled brat
Enjoy long walks : Car has been repossessed
Enjoy moonlit nights : Can't pay the electric bill
Excited about life's journey : No concept of reality
Expressive : Being sued for libel
Fashionably thin : Emaciated, with sharply jutting hipbones
Financially secure : Has $5 in the bank
Flexible : Desperate
Free Spirit : Substance abuser
Friendship first : As long as friendship involves nudity
Fun : Good with a remote and a six pack
Fun-loving : Expects to be entertained
Gentle : Comatose
Good sense of humor : Watches a lot of television
Gourmet cook : Can just about manage microwaving frozen dinners
High standards : Blind to own flaws, unforgiving of others'
Honest : Pathological liar
Independently wealthy : Owns millions of worthless dotcom options
Internet entrepreneur : Big-time spammer
Intuitive : Your opinion doesn't count
Irreverent : Nasty and lacking basic social skills
Life of the party : Poor impulse control
Likes to cuddle : Insecure, overly dependent
Marriage minded : A bigamist
Moody : Manic-depressive
Nontraditional : Ex-wife lives in the basement
Old-fashioned : Lights out, missionary position only
Openminded : Desperate
Outgoing : Loud
Passionate : Loud
Perfect : Has mastered the art of self-delusion
Physically fit : Still breathing
Poet : Boring manic-depressive
Professional : Owns a white button-down
Reliable : Shows up on time, give or take 3 hours
Resourceful : Calls the super to fix a leaky faucet
Self-employed : Jobless
Sophisticated : Spends afternoons at Woolworth's perfume counter
Soulful : Quiet manic-depressive
Spiritual : Involved with a cult
Spiritually evolved : Subject to delusions and fainting spells
Spontaneous : Picks his nose at traffic lights
Spontaneous/Eclectic : Scatterbrained
Stable : Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Stylish : Slave to every fad that comes down the pike
Successful : Won $10 in the lottery once
Sultry/Sensual : Easy
Swarthy : Sweaty even when cold or standing still
Thoughtful : Says "Please" when demanding a beer
Unaffected and earthy : Slob and lacking basic social skills
Uninhibited : Lacking basic social skills
Very human : Quasimodo's best friend
Wants Soulmate : One step away from stalking
Writer : Once scribbled on a bathroom stall
Youthful : Over 40, and trying to deny it

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