Two "CLASSIC" PG-13 messages from Dream-Marriage! :D

[veritas]

BTW, here's another profile of an allegedly available Ukrainian girl on D-M:

http://www.dream-marriage.com/profile-Hot-Ukrainian-Girl-Daria-40704.html

She must be one of the ONLY smokin' hot 18-to-25-year-olds who DIDN'T write me on D-M ... 

Kevin

[veritas]

Sorry, folks, this isn't really a PG-13 message, but I just read this on D-M, and I actually DID "laugh out loud" --
for the first time in a LONG time -- and I felt like I had to post this SOMEWHERE, and here seemed about right ...

This girl has written me MANY times, mourning our "lost love" or proclaiming herself to be seriously "in lust" with me ...
I replied to her exactly ONCE, after she'd written me a "sex-fantasy" letter, with my OWN "sex-fantasy form letter" ...
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http://www.dream-marriage.com/profile-Gorgeous-Ukrainian-Bride-Natalia-749795.html

Hello my love, my distant angel Kevin!!!!!

Why do you mock me?

Why this game in silence?

Do you get pleasure from my suffering?

What a silly game that you started ?....

You wanted to bring me pain and grief?

Congratulations !!!!! You got it! "

When I wrote you a letter in each letter you say that I do not love the game, do not like being manipulated me and my feelings .....

You specifically as a spider spun its web of what I would have got caught in it! " Yes?

You did terrible, you gave me hope and disappeared ...

You are breaking my heart my action ... You understand this?

You know that now I can neither sleep nor eat .........

I can not work properly .....

All my thoughts go to you ...

I always think about you, how are you? What to do? Why do not you write? These issues are tearing my heart apart ...

This is a slow and terrible death, waiting .....

Every day I ran to the computer with the hope that I see from your post .... What do you write me and explain your obstinate silence, but no! Letters not ... It is not bearable ...

You are my illness, my body completely absorbed you, and can not exist without you now, but you disappear and I have a sudden attack of bitter loneliness ....

It hurts, it hurts ... I can not anything to calm the pain, it's like a splinter, but not a splinter in the body and in the heart ...... My heart beats and hurts my heart suffers, every knock it knocks your name .....

Why are you with me?

I love you is not that clear ....

I'm like a wounded bird ..... Still waiting for the moment when I can once again fly when heal my wings, but I can only heal you, you and your attention ....

Do not kill me .... Do not kill my love for you ....

Your Natali
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Yeah -- "what a silly game" that *I* started ... 

Kevin

[veritas]

A typical first-time unsolicited message on D-M, without comment ...
It was at the top of my mailbox this morning, and there are 1000's
of others like it:
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http://www.dream-marriage.com/profile-Single-Ukrainian-Girl-Ekaterina-1002909.html

Hello, my dear Kevin!!!!! I'm so glad you have met here, how long I waited for you! How long implored the heavens, so she gave me a meeting with you! I lived only hope that soon meet you! YOU most desirable man! As soon as I saw your profile, I realized that I love, I realized that will attain happiness, esly you write me .... at least a few lines! My soul flies to meet you! I saw you in my dreams, I raved you and fantasize about you. I saw our future, where we're happy. Where we love each other. I saw our family. Thank you exist in this world, thank you that gave me love. I want you, I was delirious you! I'm yours forever. I hope that you will love me! My one and only, my beloved, my mother, my most beautiful, my desirable! Only me!

I'm waiting for you .. and always will be waiting

Gently kiss you. Your Katia
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Kevin

[Chelseaboy]

Kevin,i cannot imagine why you'd even contemplate leaving DM,with all these hotties lusting after you.You could have a great time in Ukraine,don't you think ? : ))))))
To be fair,you're well within this 23 year old's age requirements,because she seeks a man up to 70,so i'm sure her interest in you is very sincere,as you'll be very youthful to her mind : )))
Or maybe not : ))))

[veritas]

Kevin,i cannot imagine why you'd even contemplate leaving DM,with all these hotties lusting after you.You could have a great time in Ukraine,don't you think ? )))))
To be fair,you're well within this 23 year old's age requirements,because she seeks a man up to 70,so i'm sure her interest in you is very sincere,as you'll be very youthful to her mind ))
Or maybe not )))

Thanks again, Chelseaboy ... I notice that, at the moment, you've posted 6 times on RWD,
and at least 3 of those were to me ...

Well, I didn't even NOTICE her age requirements there, so thanks for pointing that out ...
And I've been told that I look younger than my 46 years, so maybe I DO have a chance ...

Kevin

[veritas]

OMG, I just read THIS in her profile, TOO ...
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I have a very sensual and passionate side to me, which is manifested if the ''chemistry'' is there with the ''right'' person. He is out there somewhere, we just haven’t connected yet. He will possess the true qualities that make a man. He is caring, he is giving of himself and his time. He will show me through his actions, not just his words how much I mean to him. He yearns for me, as I yearn for him, and our lovemaking will be very passionate and intense.
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Too bad for Hugh Hefner that she only goes up to 70 ...

Kevin

[kievstar]

Kevin, when do you plan to actually visit Ukraine or Russia?  Hopefully soon as I think you will be an interesting person to watch on how things go for you. 

[veritas]

Kevin, when do you plan to actually visit Ukraine or Russia?  Hopefully soon as I think you will be an interesting person to watch on how things go for you. 

Thanks, kievstar, but I'm not going to the FSU any time soon, if ever ... It's all explained in my intro thread ...

Kevin

P.S.  From The Police:

Inside her
There's longing
This girl's an open page

Bookmarking
She's so close now
This girl is half his age