Advice for The Natural

[OlgaH]

Nope, this is Hot!
 
THIS is Eeww...

I agree pitbull. Speedos are not for men out of shape.

How it happens: from speedos to shorts is example of Ian Thorpe 

[Boethius]

Some men wad up a large sock and place in their speedo to enhance their assets.  But then they must stay out of the water because it can get a little droopy.  Male ballet dancers do the same.

No, male dancers wear a dance belt.

[OlgaH]

No, male dancers wear a dance belt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_belt

[ML]

No, male dancers wear a dance belt.

OK then . . . male ballet dancers wad up a large sock and put it in their dance belt to enhance their assets.

Just wondering if this latest sub-thread will really help Natural in view of his title: Advice for the Natural.      Perhaps it depends on his natural assets.

[Boethius]

A dance belt is akin to a jock strap - "wadding" will make no difference.

[ML]

so bikinis do it as well according to your statement 

Just curious Olga;  How might a bikini help reveal a woman's religion?

[OlgaH]

Just curious Olga;  How might a bikini help reveal a woman's religion?

Speedos do have s tendency to reveal ones religion 
 

 

so bikinis do it as well according to your statement 

ManLooking, exactly! I'm also just curious 

[ML]

Olga, very tight speedo might show if man was circumcised or not.

Now, explain your claim for bikini revealing woman's religion.

[OlgaH]

Olga, very tight speedo might show if man was circumcised or not.

Now, explain your claim for bikini revealing woman's religion.

I don't know if you can see male circumcision through speedos, honestly I'm even not going to stare at men in speedos just to find it out  btw circumcisions is not only an act of religious dedication. http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/circumcision.htm

Actually I did not make a claim for bikini, it was more kind of question or assumption as I wrote "according to Faux Pas statement"  Sorry if you missed it.

But I doubt a Muslim woman would wear an reviling bikini, more likely it will be burkini (burqini) 

[Aloe]

I don't know if you can see male circumcision through speedos, honestly I'm even not going to stare at men in speedos just to find it out  btw circumcisions is not only an act of religious dedication. http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/circumcision.htm

Actually I did not make a claim for bikini, it was more kind of question or assumption as I wrote "according to Faux Pas statement"  Sorry if you missed it.

But I doubt a Muslim woman would wear an reviling bikini, more likely it will be burkini (burqini) 

I talked to a guy from turkey once, and he isn't even religious, he said his woman can drink alcohol, but no way in hell is she allowed to wear a bikini. Then i asked what if she was naked, he said if he saw ANYONE he knows naked in public, he would stab them  And that's coming from a non-religious person... So i imagine if an actual muslim woman wore a bikini in a muslim area, she would be stoned to death immediately or something

[Gylden]

When we were in Turkey last year, we saw plenty of women swimming in a full robe. They have special robes just for swimming. It must be very difficult to swim with those robes.

[Chicagoguy]

When we were in Turkey 2 years ago we stayed at a large resort catering to Russians. There were plenty of these women in two piece suits.     Wish they had worn large robes   

[The Natural]

Just wondering if this latest sub-thread will really help Natural in view of his title: Advice for the Natural.      Perhaps it depends on his natural assets.

Well, not very much, hehe. Will probably not wear a Speedo. Too much junk 

[OlgaH]

When we were in Turkey last year, we saw plenty of women swimming in a full robe. They have special robes just for swimming. It must be very difficult to swim with those robes.

Do you mean  burkini (burqini) ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burqini

Sometimes I look at men in the shorts and think the same that it must be not so comfortable to swim in the long shorts. I would not feel too comfortable swimming in the long shorts.

[OlgaH]

Well, not very much, hehe. Will probably not wear a Speedo. Too much junk 

Do you mean a big belly hanging over your belt? 

[The Natural]

Do you mean a big belly hanging over your belt? 

No, I don't think a belly counts as junk according to TSA 

[OlgaH]

No, I don't think a belly counts as junk according to TSA 

TSA?  the Transportation Security Administration? Actually they should count it as junk and charge twice for overloading 

Here is an interesting article on speedos and Americans, especially the answers on "Why (in your opinion) can a European rock a Speedo (if you think they can) & an American not so much?"
http://www.jetsetlife.tv/robsblog/wearing-a-speedo-somethings-just-dont-translate/

I think in some cases it is not so much about confidence and insecurity for most Americans but about what inside of speedos. Though the US is not a homophobic country in general, but the phallophobia issue is something that obvious.

Ah, a nude statue of David is causing quite a stir in one Texas neighborhood. 


A mother can not spell the word penis... 

[LAman]

A mother can not spell the word penis...

 
But more likely..she will know one when she sees it!!!