What is the deal with "surprises"?

[lonedrake]

"What does 'Surprises' mean?

 Most FSUW like romantic surprises. Their favorite "surprise" is when you act like you are going in the front door....but you slip in the back door.

 






















ps...this is joke

[ML]

Most FSUW like romantic surprises. Their favorite "surprise" is when you act like you are going in the front door....but you slip in the back door.

Hey, don't post this sort of thing in the future.

I am the only one here who can post that kind of thing.

[ML]

Most FSUW like romantic surprises.

A gal in St. Pete told me . . . very early . . . about what she liked in sex.

One of her favorites was . . . unexpected sex.

I said:  Like what?

She said:  In the mornings, before I am awake . . . start having intercourse with me.