Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida

[2tallbill]

Naked Florida Woman Stops Traffic, Pleasures Self, Jumps On Lexus, Gets Arrested

Read more at http://www.inquisitr.com/1853007/naked-florida-woman-stops-traffic-pleasures-self-jumps-on-lexus-gets-arrested/#wOcxeQsBFgMTVlMi.99

[2tallbill]

Naked Woman Arrested After Chasing Boyfriend With Knife


read all about it here
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Naked-Woman-Arrested-After-Chasing-Boyfriend-With-Knife-301845531.html

[2tallbill]

Miami police officer who 'moonlights as a porn star' under investigation after her secret career was exposed




Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3157518/Miami-police-officer-moonlights-porn-star-investigation-secret-career-exposed.html#ixzz3iFkv1Vu4

[2tallbill]

Only in Florida: Woman Arrested After Allegedly Arguing Over Dildo

Florida police arrested a woman Saturday after allegedly shoving a dildo in her female
domestic partner's face during a fight over who owned the sex toy, the Smoking Gun
reports.

The incident took place at the home of Annette Kielhurn, 57, and Gamze Capaner-Ridley,
47. Clearwater Police Department Officer Eric Blomgren was present while Capaner-Ridley
moved her belongings from the house. The move was reportedly sparked by Capaner-Ridley's
filing for a civil domestic violence injunction against Kielhurn the previous day.

read all about it here
http://www.edgeboston.com/news/news/180937/only_in_florida:_woman_arrested_after_allegedly_arguing_over_dildo,_shoving_it_in_partner's_face

[2tallbill]

Man allegedly steals $48K hospital bed

Lance James Sayre was not a patient, employee or a vendor when
authorities say he took a nearly $48,000 operating bed from a
Florida hospital.

Yes, you read that right. An operating bed.

According to an arrest report obtained by multiple media outlets,
Sayre, 52, of Tampa, entered the operating room area of Clearwater’s
Morton Plant Hospital just before 2 p.m. July 5, took the bed, rolled it
to a loading dock and packed it into a van.

The incident, according to reports, was captured on surveillance video.

Sayre was arrested July 11 on charges of burglary and grand theft and
released the same day on $15,000 bond, according to Pinellas County
Sheriff’s Office records.

read all about it here
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/crime-law/only-in-florida-man-allegedly-steals-48k-hospital-/nmydc/

[2tallbill]

Naked Woman In Cab Of Semi That Slammed Into Stopped Florida School Bus

STARKE, Fla. -- A naked woman was inside the cab of a semi that slammed
into a school bus Monday afternoon, according to the Florida Highway Patrol.

Seven students were hospitalized, and at least one was seriously injured,
out of the 15 on board the bus. The naked woman and the semi's driver
also were seriously injured after the crash on U.S. Highway 301 near State
Road 200 at about 2:30 p.m., according to the Florida Times-Union.
None of the injuries were considered life-threatening.

read more here
http://www.cbs12.com/news/top-stories/stories/vid_19452.shtml

[2tallbill]

Topless Woman Goes On Rampage In Florida McDonald's
The Huffington Post  |  By   Simon McCormack

Naked Florida Woman doesn't play by the rules. She engages on her own terms. She
puts her hand under the ice cream dispenser of life and drinks deeply of everything
it has to offer, and then grabs a handful of fries for the road.

read the entire story here
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/08/topless-woman-mcdonalds_n_5112407.html

[tfcrew]

Alligator found....will be killed


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/08/09/woman-seriously-bitten-by-alligator-in-florida-river-report-says/

[Larry1]

I would never swim in Florida lakes.  A friend of mine used to go kayaking there. I wouldn't do that either.

Here's a story about a foolish guy in Texas who disregarded warning signs and went swimming in a bayou that contained alligators. They killed him.

CNN reports a man who mocked alligators, then jumped in the water — despite warning signs — is dead after being attacked in Texas.

Orange County Police were called to Burkart’s Marina near the Louisiana state line early Friday morning after reports that Tommie Woodward, 28, and an unidentified woman were swimming in a bayou and had been attacked by a large alligator.

Woodward’s body was found several hours later. The woman was not injured.

There are numerous “No Swimming Alligators” signs posted around the bayou. Woodward even ignored several verbal warnings before saying “f**k the alligators” then removing his shorts, taking his billfold from his pockets, yelling “cannonball!!” and cannonballing into the water.

Woodward yelled almost immediately for help as a 10-foot alligator attacked him.

A witness heard a man yell “a gator’s got him!”

Woodward pleaded for help “somebody shoot this thing! It’s eating me!”

In an emotional interview with KFDM, a witness, Debbie Wright, said, “I saw his body floating face down. And then he’s out there for a couple of seconds and then he’s dragged back down. And then he comes back up still face down and then he gets pulled down again. And then he just disappears.”

http://crazed.com/man-mocks-alligators-gets-killed/

[jone]

I would never swim in Florida lakes.  A friend of mine used to go kayaking there. I wouldn't do that either.

Here's a story about a foolish guy in Texas who disregarded warning signs and went swimming in a bayou that contained alligators. They killed him.

http://crazed.com/man-mocks-alligators-gets-killed/

I guess he is now a candidate for the Darwinian Awards.

[Faux Pas]

I guess he is now a candidate for the Darwinian Awards.

I grew up swimming in the same water as alligators. It really wasn't a big deal. Of course we referred to them as Gators. It's not unusual in the South to swim in the same water as gators but, there are times and signs to pay attention to. Gators will usually flee from human's presence and particularly run if they feel threatened. Sometimes if they are curious enough they will watch from a distance. The times and signs to avoid the water with Gators is when the water is low and food is scarce. Then they indeed might attack. They will attack and eat other gators when food is scarce. That said, if a sign is posted because of aggressive gators, one would do well to take heed. Normally, gators are not a threat but, that doesn't mean always

[fathertime]

I grew up swimming in the same water as alligators. It really wasn't a big deal. Of course we referred to them as Gators. It's not unusual in the South to swim in the same water as gators but, there are times and signs to pay attention to. Gators will usually flee from human's presence and particularly run if they feel threatened. Sometimes if they are curious enough they will watch from a distance. The times and signs to avoid the water with Gators is when the water is low and food is scarce. Then they indeed might attack. They will attack and eat other gators when food is scarce. That said, if a sign is posted because of aggressive gators, one would do well to take heed. Normally, gators are not a threat but, that doesn't mean always

Interesting....


Gators, scorpions, and snakes are things you couldn't pay me enough to be swimming with, or stuck in a room with.  The guy had to be loco or had a death wish to cannonball near alligators.


Fathertime!   

[Larry1]

This incident is from Broward County, Florida. I recommend watching the brief video found at the link below. This mother won't be winning the Mother of the Year Award. She goes into a liquor store with her daughter who looks to be around 3-4 years old and points to the bottle of tequila that she wants the daughter to shoplift.

A woman is wanted for allegedly teaching a young girl to shoplift. Surveillance video captured the woman appearing to instruct the girl to shoplift a large bottle of tequila from a Florida liquor store Wednesday afternoon.

It happened at 24/7 Liquors in the 3100 block of W. Hallandale Beach Boulevard in Pembroke Park, authorities said. Security video shows the woman as she instructed the child on which item to steal, according to the Broward County Sheriff's Office. She then walked away from the child toward the front of the store.

The child attempted to lift a large bottle of liquor but found it to be too heavy. The woman is then seen telling the child to go back and take a smaller bottle. The child returned to the shelves and selected a smaller bottle of 1800 Silver Tequila, authorities said. She hid it behind her back and walked to the front of the store.

The girl stood by the registers until the woman was able to block the clerk's view. She quickly left the store, stopping to hide the bottle once more from customers as they walked in. The young girl then went to a white Chevrolet Impala or similar model waiting in the parking lot, authorities said.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woman-Wanted-for-Instructing-Child-to-Steal-Liquor-321905112.html

[noelscot]

This incident is from Broward County, Florida. I recommend watching the brief video found at the link below. This mother won't be winning the Mother of the Year Award. She goes into a liquor store with her daughter who looks to be around 3-4 years old and points to the bottle of tequila that she wants the daughter to shoplift.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woman-Wanted-for-Instructing-Child-to-Steal-Liquor-321905112.html

In Odessa, when my buddy Yuri and I took pizza, beggar children came into the pizza parlor to beg for money. Yuri assured me that their parents were drug fiends and the money would go to support the shady parents' habits, so we gave the beggar children a slice of pizza much to their chagrin.

[fathertime]

This incident is from Broward County, Florida. I recommend watching the brief video found at the link below. This mother won't be winning the Mother of the Year Award. She goes into a liquor store with her daughter who looks to be around 3-4 years old and points to the bottle of tequila that she wants the daughter to shoplift.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woman-Wanted-for-Instructing-Child-to-Steal-Liquor-321905112.html

When found, take the kid away from the 'mom'.  Obviously she is creating a delinquent, and using her as if she is a tool.


Fathertime!   

[2tallbill]

Florida Man Stole 850 Pairs of Underwear From Victoria's Secret

A Florida man accused of stealing a total of 850 pairs of underwear from Victoria’s
Secret remained behind bars following a Thursday court appearance.

Daniel Espinosa, 18, allegedly stole more than $15,000 worth of property from
Victoria’s Secret on three occasions, Broward Circuit Judge John Hurley said. The
thefts, which also involved a second suspect, took place at the Victoria’s Secret
store at the Sawgrass Mills mall, Sunrise Police said earlier this week as they
released photos and videos from the case.

read more here
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Stole-850-Pairs-of-Underwear-From-Victorias-Secret-Authorities-240618731.html

[2tallbill]

This one came from my alma mater Oregon State University

A former Oregon State University student allegedly filmed a peep show in
the campus library.




All I can say is this: "Go Beavers!!!" 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/oregon-state-student-cited-on-campus-porn-article-1.2096761

[alex330]

This incident is from Broward County, Florida.

Home to the first season of Cops. There is a good reason they film many of the police shows in Dade and Broward.

[Larry1]

Yes, Toronto, not Miami!

I didn't expect to see this kind of story from our neighbor to the North. Who in the hell keeps 150 adult crocodiles and alligators in his home?

150 crocodiles, alligators rescued from Toronto-area home

About 150 crocodiles, alligators and caimans are now safe at an animal sanctuary after a Toronto-area man overwhelmed by his reptile collection issued a plea for help.

The reptiles, some more than three metres long, had been kept in a home for about 10 years before Bry Loyst of the Indian River Reptile Zoo near Peterborough, Ont., was called in to help. 

"I couldn't believe what I was seeing," Loyst said Thursday on CBC Radio's Metro Morning show. "I could not believe that somebody had that many crocodilians and raised them to adulthood. These were not baby little crocodiles," he said. "They were adults."

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/150-crocodiles-alligators-rescued-from-toronto-area-home-1.3189718

For the non-metric folks 3 meter is nearly 10 feet. I've seen 10 foot gators in the wild. They are scary.

[Larry1]

This Floridian really, REALLY likes to watch Jerry Springer, so much so that he attacks another prisoner who objected to changing the channel from the movie he was watching.

AUGUST 14--A devoted Jerry Springer fan is facing a felony charge for allegedly assaulting a fellow inmate during a dispute over the TV in a Florida jail, according to court records.

Donnie Floyd, 57, and other prisoners at the Clearwater jail were watching a movie one afternoon last month when Antron Laquay Smith, 32, “insisted on watching the Jerry Springer Show at 1600 hours as he does every day.”

Smith, seen at right, is a convicted felon with a monstrously long rap sheet that includes arrests for child abuse, domestic battery, grand theft, burglary, robbery, cocaine trafficking, kidnapping, aggravated assault, and aggravated battery on a pregnant victim. He is awaiting trial on various felonies related to his alleged activities as a pimp.

After Smith demanded to watch “Springer,” Floyd “spoke up,” an investigator reported. Smith then allegedly attacked his fellow inmate and took Floyd’s “commissary and flushed it down the toilet.”

Smith was charged this week with felony assault in connection with the July 28 attack on Floyd, who is awaiting trial on sex abuse charges.

As a result of the confrontation, Smith missed a “Springer” episode that featured a woman confessing to her boyfriend that she slept with his roommate Mike. In another segment, a man got down on bended knee to propose to his girlfriend, who ruined the moment by admitting that she slept with his friend Tobias.

As with most “Springer” shows, the latter revelation forced vigilant security personnel to hold back two would-be pugilists (seen above), both of whom tore their shirts off in preparation for combat.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/jerry-springer-jail-assault-453921

Wow, Antron has a long rap sheet.

I hope any FSUW reading this doesn't pull up an episode of the Jerry Springer show. If you do, we're not all like that.

[Anotherkiwi]

This Floridian really, REALLY likes to watch Jerry Springer, so much so that he attacks another prisoner who objected to changing the channel from the movie he was watching.

After Smith demanded to watch “Springer,” Floyd “spoke up,” an investigator reported. Smith then allegedly attacked his fellow inmate and took Floyd’s “commissary and flushed it down the toilet.”

Huh?  I thought a commissary was somewhere to sit down and eat?

[alex330]

Huh?  I thought a commissary was somewhere to sit down and eat?

It has different meanings. In jail it is the additional food you are allowed to purchase after someone on the outside deposits funds to your account.

[Larry1]

Huh?  I thought a commissary was somewhere to sit down and eat?

I think in US jails and prisons it's the store where prisoners can buy food.

[tfcrew]

Smith, seen at right, is a convicted felon with a monstrously long rap sheet that includes arrests for child abuse, domestic battery, grand theft, burglary, robbery, cocaine trafficking, kidnapping, aggravated assault, and aggravated battery on a pregnant victim. He is awaiting trial on various felonies related to his alleged activities as a pimp.

Should have his own TV.

[tfcrew]

Meet the Florida journalist who took down Jared Fogle

By Lia Eustachewich
  August 20, 2015 | 1:39pm
The Florida journalist who allegedly helped expose ex-Subway pitchman Jared Fogle as a child predator cooperated with feds for four-and-a-half years, according to new reports.
Rochelle Herman-Walrond, 47, wore a wire and secretly recorded conversations she had with Fogle about his disturbing behavior, ABC News reported.
“He would tell me ages that he was interested in — boy or girl,” she said. ...............

http://nypost.com/2015/08/20/meet-the-florida-journalist-who-took-down-jared-fogle/

A promotional gimmick that may cost Slobway Subway dearly.....

Kids could play with Jared Fogle’s pants in an ill-timed online game that was still live on Subway’s website Wednesday — the same day it was alleged the ex-pitchman possessed kiddie porn and solicited minors for sex.
The free “Jared’s Pants Dance” game, which has since been removed from Subway’s kids site, featured a pair of Fogle’s blue jeans which are used to catch sandwiches, bottles of water and other snacks for points.

http://nypost.com/2015/08/19/ill-timed-subway-game-lets-kids-play-with-jared-fogles-pants/

There is even a pedophile pandemic here in North Texas from school janitors to principals...preachers and teachers and city councilpersons are getting busted for this stuff.
I would like to ask someone like Fogle how he would feel about someone messing around with his kids.