Turboguy & Turbodude's First Dream tour

[viking]

Turbo,

You are not a shy guy. And you know the ropes. The smokin blonde.

1. Insert tongue back in mouth
2. Regain composure
3. Flat out ask he how she can drive such a car and live in such a flat. (politely but firmly)
4. Ten people here are going to give you 10 reasons why. You have the answer in front of you. ASK!
5. Then listen to your gut.
6. If the answers make sense, and backed up by reality, and she does it for you, you can always ship the car back to the states.

Lets face it. Most wives have better cars than the husbands over here anyway. I guess that may be because we want them to be better protected when they drive the kids around. At least that has been my experience with married friends.

Good luck.

[PeeWee]

Turbo,

You are not a shy guy. And you know the ropes. The smokin blonde.

1. Insert tongue back in mouth
2. Regain composure
3. Flat out ask he how she can drive such a car and live in such a flat. (politely but firmly)
4. Ten people here are going to give you 10 reasons why. You have the answer in front of you. ASK!
5. Then listen to your gut.
6. If the answers make sense, and backed up by reality, and she does it for you, you can always ship the car back to the states.

Lets face it. Most wives have better cars than the husbands over here anyway. I guess that may be because we want them to be better protected when they drive the kids around. At least that has been my experience with married friends.

Good luck.

Yes, I firmly believe that she is a soccer mom. My other theory is that her 22 year old son plays basketball in the NBA so of course she would have anything that money could buy. She is seeking an AM so that she can marry him for the visa to travel to the US to watch the lad play. If she asks you which city you live in and then says, "Oh...I was hoping to meet a man who lives in Chicago. How close is Pittsburg to Chigago, anyway?"  Then you will have your clue.

Turbogay, if you were a betting man who would you put your money on to come out of this with a winner? Turbodad or Turbolad?



Peevee

[viking]

PeeVee

Of course!! The NBA.
Perhaps we all can get some free passes from a fellow RWG? Turbo?
(My (?) pro dater had a great flat too!)

[Turboguy]

Well, one more day here after today.  I think this city is setting a record though.  It is the first city that Turbodude did not fall in love in.  Plenty of lust, plenty of gals.  He left the party with three in arm.  Today he spent most of the day with a gal who came in from Krivoy Rog to see him.  They had been e-Mailing for a while.  She was a doll and really built well for an old bag of 29 but he seems to still be hooked on his second love from Lugansk. 

We have been debating going to Kiev or hanging around for the Boat Party in Kherson.  Right now Kiev seems to be winning and he is going to try to get love number 2 up there.  (this weeks love of his life).  All he has to do is explain that he is coming back from Poland where she thinks he was going.  You know what they say about us mortals spinning tangled webs.  Of course the gal from Barnaul Russia thinks I am in Denver this week so it must run in the family.  Actually if you took some letters out of Dnepropetrovsk and rearranged a few you could make it spell Denver. 

OK, today while Turbodude was not falling in love with Krivoy Rog gal I was in wall to wall meetings.  My first was scheduled for Noon. She cancelled as I was out trying to hail a cab with my terp, the rescheduled for 1:30 after I sent the terp away, got into my jeans and headed for MickeyD's  I had my meeting at 1:30 with my gypsy princess.  She was a doll, dark skinned Mediterranean look.  Wispy and shapely.  My 3:00 cancelled (she was a doll too) (must be movie star day.  The first looked like Cher, the one I missed out on was a Lindsey Wagner clone and then Linda Carter.  Humm. ) so we had a long meeting.  Should I say how long in time or money?  That's OK.  I asked if she had an e-mail and she gave it to me but said she only checks her e-mail once a month so any kind of e-mail communication is not going to work.   If I drop her it will be over the e-mail.   We finished and I had a few minutes to relax before my 6 o'clock.  I meet up with my terp again and we go meet wonder woman.  Except for a bit rounder face, this gal could have been a twin of wonder woman.  Very pretty, a little too made up looking, 42 with a 22 year old daughter.  For the first 10 minutes I was not too enthused about her but she had a great personality and I warmed up quickly.  We had to rush because I had an 8:00. 

Thank goodness the 8:00 did not want to eat.  I was going to need a shoe horn for my plane trip home.   We walked along the river for an hour and a half talking then it started to rain.  She was shy but pretty and very nice.  I this one could be like a dream come true but I think she will get no further than my dreams. 

I asked the terp to try and set a date for tomorrow with wonder woman and headed for the internet cafe.

[KenC]

Let's see; Wonder Woman, the Bionic Woman or Cher?
 
You crack me up, Turbo.  Thanks for making me laugh.  Good luck.
KenC

[PeeWee]

If you run across Jenniffer Aniston...make a note and then email me about it.

Peevee

[Turboguy]

THIS IS UKRAINE

I find it very amusing to see the things they charge you for here.  Our first night in Lugansk some of the guys went in the bar at the hotel.  They accidentally broke a glass.   The hotel bar put more effort in finding the murderer of the glass than the Boulder Police did to solve their famous murder.  Finally about mid morning they found the evil doer and collected $ 2.00 the glass.  My one date also talked with her hands a bit and broke a glass.  I thought the waiter saw it when he brought the check and since he did not say anything, I paid the bill, left him a nice tip and we left   A few minutes later he came running down the hall with the broken glass in hand and collected his payment.

In Dneper, My son and I ordered coffee.  When it arrived he asked for some cream for it.  They brought one of the small creamers just like we have in America and collected 20 cents for it.

SMOKE AND MIRRORS

Yesterday one of the guys, a nice looking guy in his 40's said he could not figure out why the beautiful chicks that seemed to fall all over him would have the least interest in him.   I have to say the same thing.  Some of the gals I have dated in Dnepr have been way out of my league.   I talked before about Cher, the bionic woman and wonderwoman.   This link should let you take a look at the bionic woman   http://www.cindyagency.com/album.php?MinAge=18&MaxAge=55&MinHeight=147&MaxHeight=195&MinWes=41&MaxWes=91&NofChild=a&Scity=0&OrderBy=Rating&id=2288&go=Show+Matches&PagNo=1&go=1

What do you think?   Lindsey Wagner or not?   I was supposed to meet her yesterday at 3:00 but supposidly she had a high fever and had to cancel at the last minute.   Nice looking gal but I can't say we would be a perfect match except in a wet dream.

I am starting to think with the agency's in Dnepr it may be a little like Amway.  The terp here is cheap.  $ 5.00 an hour for the first 4 hours then $ 3.00 an hour after that.  Even with those low prices half of what she collects goes to the agency.

I am wondering if it is not the same with the letters.  The gal gets half or a part and the agency gets the other part.  That way if you are a beautiful gal and you have a nice dinner with someone on a tour and get some correspondence going and maybe have 12 guys writing you and pocket $ 10.00 a week from each, it makes a nice little part time job.  I noticed with the gals that the really pretty ones never give you a direct e-mail.  They always want you writing through the agency.   They say they are going to get an e-mail someday.  The plain Jane gals all have e-mail.

When I picked my gals to meet I tried to do a variety,  Some were drop dead gorgeous, some were very average a few appealed to me but were not the kind of gals you would find on page 1.  I picked gals mostly from 35 to 50 with one or two a few years younger.  It seems to me that my top choices, the hotties,  were the ones I met.  We had nice chemistry but not the passion you would find in a sincere gal, warmth yes, passion no. 

The same guy who asked why a gal like he is finding here would be interested in him also quizzed his table asking the gals in their opinion what percentage of the gals there were sincerely and seriously looking for a husband.  The range was 25-75%   The most common answer was 50%.   I have my doubts about the drop dead gorgeous ones but do feel there were a lot of serious gals there.  The gals I met here were the prettiest but I think I will not be persuing any from Dneper.  I am not meaning any of this to reflect negatively on Jack or the Agency's there.  This is just all speculation.  The agency's worked hard to find me gals and Jack does a great job.

[Michelangelo]

My experience with the Cindy Agency was positive.

And yes, I did meet a very beautiful girl through them, and she is living with me now. 

And hey, its been a year ago today that we started writing and then we met two weeks later, in October.

That was my experience; I'm sure there are others--mostly good and perhaps a few bad.

But all we can share is what we know.

BTW--I'll ask my fiancee about the pay for letters theory.  I think it's not true...but we will see.

[Michelangelo]

Here is what Vik says about Cindy Agency:

 I never paid by cindy. Maybe they changed their rules since last year? Or maybe it was another agency ?

[Bruce]

"Yesterday one of the guys, a nice looking guy in his 40's said he could not figure out why the beautiful chicks that seemed to fall all over him would have the least interest in him.   I have to say the same thing.  Some of the gals I have dated in Dnepr have been way out of my league.   I talked before about Cher, the bionic woman and wonderwoman.   This link should let you take a look at the bionic woman   http://www.cindyagency.co...ches&PagNo=1&go=1."

Some girls want out of h*ll and want out of h$ll bad.  They'll hitch a ride on any horse that has a good shot of getting them out - plain and simple.  Tell those guys to wake up, smell the coffee and think long and hard about the word MOTIVATION!  Sorry to hear things are so bleak in that town.  The alternative is that there are a good deal of outright scamming women, probably some of which are in cahoots with one or more of the agencies in question - but that is speculation based upon what you posted.

At least you are having a good time!

[vwrw]

Turboguy
I am wondering if either you or your son really fall in love with the gals you are lieing now. A day they look at your passports and can see where you were. How will you explain that to them?

[JustPlaneCrazy]

Turboguy
I am wondering if either you or your son really fall in love with the gals you are lieing now. A day they look at your passports and can see where you were. How will you explain that to them?

No difference with the women who are dating a hundred men looking for Mr. Right!

Why the double standard?

[PeeWee]

Turboguy
I am wondering if either you or your son really fall in love with the gals you are lieing now. A day they look at your passports and can see where you were. How will you explain that to them?

Maybe he will not show his passport to them. I recently spent 10 days in Cairo with an RW and not once did she look at my pp...I mean, passport, not did I look at hers.

Peevee

[Gator]

Turbo,

You are having some fun. 

How is your son doing?  I showed photos of my two sons at a non-agency Kharkiv party and several young long-legged hotties, wearing I-want-to-fu*k outfits, were interested in the older one (26-yo).   I replied that he dates women only for sex, a statement that discouraged none of them.  Ahhh, to be young!

Your sanity comes into question twice when you said you ate at Mickey D's twice.  Once for eating that crap and again for admitting it in writing.

By the way, prompted by comments in your report I started a new thread in Starting Out about agencies and letter writing.

[PeeWee]

I think Planecrazy and I are going to take this tour next springtime. No point in going there is the winter when all of the hotties are going to be wrapped up in their winter's finnest.

Peevee

[Michelangelo]

Your sanity comes into question twice when you said you ate at Mickey D's twice.  Once for eating that crap and again for admitting it in writing.

Ha!  Talk about crap, you should see what we eat every day here in Dnepr!  To counter this weird food, I eat at that same Mickey D's often too, just to feel like I've had "real food."  :-))

Not the best burger in the world, but the best in Ukraine.  And the fries are great.

[PeeWee]

Ha!  Talk about crap, you should see what we eat every day here in Dnepr!  To counter this weird food, I eat at that same Mickey D's often too, just to feel like I've had "real food."  :-))

Not the best burger in the world, but the best in Ukraine.  And the fries are great.

I don't like Russian food very well. Expect for that palmeni stuff or whatever it is. I don't each much when I visit Russia. I had no problem with any of the food in Egypt. I only visited KFC once while there and did not even go to a Mc D the entire time. French food, good. Chinese food, good. Thai food, no good. Italian, good. English, ok.

Peevee

Peevee

[Bruno]

No point in going there is the winter when all of the hotties are going to be wrapped up in their winter's finnest.

And what about hotties who invite your in her bedroom because they need that you warm them due to the low temperature  And don't forget, night are more long in the winter 

[Turboguy]

Ha!  Talk about crap, you should see what we eat every day here in Dnepr!  To counter this weird food, I eat at that same Mickey D's often too, just to feel like I've had "real food."  :-))

Not the best burger in the world, but the best in Ukraine.  And the fries are great.

Mickey d's was the best food of the trip.  If I stayed here a few more weeks the weight I list in my profile will be honest.   

I am down with a nasty cold today.  Hope it runs its course quickly.

I am not much on lying to anyone.   The truth is the truth would have us back at square 1.   I think if TurboDude told his # 1 gal that he was meeting all these women she would dump him in a heartbeat.   My Barnaul RU gal who I am telling I am in Denver would also not go for this.  She has quite writing everyone for me, or so she says. 

As far as my son, he has one that he thinks is the one, and two backups in case he needs them.  He feels his one and he are soulmates and is really happy with her.

Damm, PeeVee I need a couple of these women I could date just for sex.  Sounds like fun to me.  If I ever find one I hope she knows what she is doing because I have sure forgotten.

I am sure the cindy agency has some good gals.  I just think it seems fishy that none will share their e-mail when Jack's arrangement with them is that they are supposed to.   

I am in Zap now and just had my first meeting with Golden Girl.  I will write more about it later.  Had to be a Cindy gal.

[gumby510]

Hey Turbo

You still going to Kherson? You should go as the women are so hot there and really nice. I wish I was posting on this board before you left as I could have hooked your son up with my wifes 30yr friend. She is nice and hot to boot!

[Michelangelo]

I am down with a nasty cold today.  Hope it runs its course quickly.

Hope you recover quickly, Turbo.

But be careful, if a girl hears you have a cold, she will have you suck tiny little black pills that taste terrible!!!  I think they are made of tar!  You will either die or get better 

[Gator]

Turboguy,

You mentioned lack of sex, a very candid statement and probably more the case than the exception for men doing a multi-city tour.  Women know you have just come from some city where you met many women and soon you are headed to another city for more of the same.  Women need to feel special.

I assert that if you select 2-3 of these women for extended correspondence after you return to USA, they will be "primed" for you next trip to Ukraine.  The question – is there anyone you wish to see again?

[Turboguy]

I mentioned that in part because some people think things like this are a sex tour and you are right sex is a rarity.   Most of the time you can't spend much time with on gal and if for no other reason they are looking for a husband and don't want to seem  too loose.   The only one I have seen "get Lucky" was someone who met a gal in a night club.

We have decided to end our tour after Zap and Friday morning we will fly to Kiev for a few days sightseeing and possibly some dating there.  I have a few possiblities,  My son at this time doesn't but may try to talk his gal her to going up for a day or two.

[Rim]

I am sure the cindy agency has some good gals.  I just think it seems fishy that none will share their e-mail when Jack's arrangement with them is that they are supposed to. 

I registered with Cindy Agency before my last trip to Ukraine, and I was going to put up an intro letter and send in some photos but I got busy with another agency and never got around to it. So far I have received about 2 letters a day from ladies 20 years younger than me who think that I might be the man of their dreams.

[Darth Vader]

I registered with Cindy Agency before my last trip to Ukraine, and I was going to put up an intro letter and send in some photos but I got busy with another agency and never got around to it. So far I have received about 2 letters a day from ladies 20 years younger than me who think that I might be the man of their dreams.

Pictures you say?  A waste of time. 

I have been in several agency offices and dated agency girls.  None of them had seen my pictures before they met me.  And silly me paid one agency, CC, big bucks to have 20 pictures in my profile.

Girls in the FSU don't spend time looking at profiles of guys the way we look at girl's profiles.  If you are listed, without a pic or even as you said an intro letter, they will write you. Or have fat Yuri write you for them