GREAT SEX in the FSU

[viking]

Gotcha !!!!!!   

Man, just say sex in the topic line and eveyone wants to take a view!!! Just how horny are we anyway?  ???

[TexasBoar]

Bastige! 

I, errrr, didn't click here, dagnabbit.

I'm not even really here now! 

~Boar

[viking]

Boar

yeah, and I never posted this topic.

[SANDRO43]

What topic ?

[Gator]

Viking, why would you use the word “great”.

I have not had “great” sex with any woman in FSU.  The reasons are many:

First, the physical reasons.  FSU women are too skinny.  And their legs are too long, always getting in the way.  Plus all the walking they do makes their body taut, and in the throngs of passion this can be bothersome.  It is difficult to grab hold of their smooth, tight, hairless skin.  It is easier to grab AW who, to mimic J-Lo, have stopped exercising to grow a large booty and extra slabs of meat.  And it is so refreshing at times with AW when you get caught in an "air lock" between her thighs and can not breathe, and you break away and get fresh air.

Second, the emotional reasons.   At the top of my list of complaints - FSU women want to please men.  I prefer taking an hour to please AW and then having those "precious" 2-3 minutes just for myself before the AW rolls over and falls asleep.  After the long workout with an AW, a man does not have to go to the gym, and on those occasions when you have satisfied an AW, you get this “high” feeling that you can accomplish anything, even the impossible.  Also, FSU women are too easily available - life with an AW improves both my negotiating skills and my tolerance for disapproval - too qualities needed for the business world.

Third, the technique.  FSU women for physiological and psychological reasons find it easy to reach orgasm using what they call “natural sex”.  I prefer AW and their many sex toys – changing batteries and receiving  instructions on how to use them so that I am not confused.  Also, FSU women enjoy giving oral sex and the big problem with that is the women, of course, can not talk to you during this period.  I much prefer AW who constantly tell me what I am doing wrong – in that way I can improve and become better at satisfying women.  Then during sex, FSU women look at you passionately with those big, bottomless eyes.  Gosh, who wants such a distraction.  And why all the showers – I like a little body odor and prickly legs.

There are other reasons, such as FSU women want to be the woman.  I prefer gender confusion.  Then there is this FSUW habit of wanting sex to mean something emotionally.  But my list is long enough to support my case.

As a caveat I must admit that my experience is limited.  Experienced men may have a different opinion.   I say limited experience because another poster here at RWD seems to have had sex with 150-200 FSU women and he claims his numbers are “minuscule”.  In contrast, my number of 100 in a year is sub-miniscule.  To make it worse, many of my experiences were 2-3 women at the same time, so my total number of distinct espisodes is even less. 

We need a tongue-in-cheek icon as this one does not do it for me: 

[viking]

Gater

I love Ya!!! Well, not really, but thanks for keeping the ball rolling. the post was great!

[Gator]

Another one since we are making light of this (each reader must make his own corollary with FSUW)


Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called, Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called, Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called, Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called, Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called, Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

The 6th kind is called, Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the
morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

"OOPS" Don't forget the 7th kid of sex... Social Security Sex. You
get a little each month but not enough to live on.