They playing game.Name of game "Love"

[Valera Kiev]

Good think in one day I found in my mind.
Story: it was with me.I was in marriage with very beautiful girl from Ukraine.All 14 years I never chit her /with other chicks I did only blah,blah./
But end of story everywhere the same -she lost love to me and after trip to Athens,Greece said me no more.I don't love you ,you pissing me of,making me angry,last 4 or 5 years I am unhappy,and many many female bullshit.Divorce officially.
Later.One friend invite me in Gibraltar,south of Spain.
In one night we came to one from night clubs on Costa del Sol.I was surprised,because all hookers those was from Russia.Russian my home language,and I said to Paul - I am not from Soviet,say them from Sweden.Ok.Chicks found for me girl such can little speak English.Exotic situation for me ,3 guys speak Spanish and English, but stupid chicks between on Russian.In 5 minutes I understood how we hansom/like homeless dogs/,cheap,stupid...
I said to Paul sorry, we have to leave ....Or I walk home alone.
 In Kiev I did the same.One guy from London met beautiful girl.We did agreement.I am not English speaker at all!Good .
To girls he said I just driver from some company,he prepaid my work for all time and no reason to have other .For scammers ,sorry , before they was interpreter + fiance., I was like zombie- driver.They spoke between on Russian,I heard all bullshit.
Even when boyfriends or lovers call them ,they spoke ,gave many kisses,was never afraid to be expose.
One diner and my client safe week/want go with chicks to Turkey/money,and found friend - myself.

[jinx13]

 ??? ??? ??? Ya ne Panimayu! 

[William3rd]

Is this thread message in some kind of code?!?!?!??!?!

Let me see if I can respond-

Too much greece in Turkey means not dressing for dinner?
Friend me hot so he smoking?
You get moderator mad before-
so whattayoutalkingabout?!?!?!
Shill you fer hoo?

comprendre?

[I/O]

Methinks we has ourselves a lil bit of a 'tention seeker 'moungst our midst.


JMHO

I/O

[jinx13]

 wait, I read it again 5 times and I think I understand what he's saying.

 He was with guys in Spain and met with some Russian prostitutes, and he pretended to be from Sweden so he could listen to all the sh!t the girls were saying about them "I understood how we hansom/like homeless dogs/,cheap,stupid..."

 Then in Kiev he was driver for an English guy, and the girl that was with him was speaking in Russian on her cell (I think) and talking to lovers, giving kisses and being fake, "not afraid to be exposed"

 I didn't get the last part about Turkey though 

 Maybe the moral of the story is that RW are liars ,cheaters and scammers, but with his help we can avoid all that? 

[SANDRO43]

I am not English speaker at all!

Concur wholeheartedly, you're not an English writer, either . And I think I/O portrayed you correctly. Why are you trying to impress us with your barely-comprehensible stories ?

[Turboguy]

I have to admit I always thought it would be fun to do something like he did.   Something like understanding a lot more Russian than you let on and going and meeting gals and being able to understand what they were saying about you in Russian when they thought you could not.  Unfortunately with my language learning abilities it was never a possibility.