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Offline Rvrwind

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My Living Will!
« on: February 26, 2007, 05:17:31 AM »
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.
She's Such A B!tch
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Re: My Living Will!
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2007, 06:52:51 AM »
Thanks a lot Richard! Elena will read this and when I get home tonight the TV will be in the dumpster, the computer will be next to it, and I'll probably have to join AA to get over my loss of beer!  ;D :o

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Re: My Living Will!
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2007, 06:55:33 AM »
Quote from: catzenmouse on February 26, 2007, 06:52:51 AM
Thanks a lot Richard! Elena will read this and when I get home tonight the TV will be in the dumpster, the computer will be next to it, and I'll probably have to join AA to get over my loss of beer!  ;D :o

Ken
Ha!  The Mac God's have spoken after reading your comments yesterday.  Out with your PC!  ;D  LOL

Nice joke, Richard :-)
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Re: My Living Will!
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2007, 06:57:18 AM »
It was women who drove us to drink, did anyone stop to thank them?

I/O
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Re: My Living Will!
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2007, 11:47:08 AM »
I can drive myself to drink.... but I prefer to have someone else drive me back home...
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Re: My Living Will!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2007, 11:50:16 AM »
Quote from: Phil dAmore on February 26, 2007, 11:47:08 AM
I can drive myself to drink.... but I prefer to have someone else drive me back home...

For me, I'm always within walking distance...

 - BEER! It's not just for breakfast anymore!

I/O,

 Yup, must be what happened. By the way, was Mac a Greek or Roman god?

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Re: My Living Will!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2007, 03:32:09 PM »
I knew a woman.
She drove me to drink.
It is the only thing I am indebted to her for.

-----W C Fields-------
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Re: My Living Will!
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2007, 04:09:30 PM »
Ken

You an always watch TV on your cell in the garage where you have that cooler stashed! So it takes an hour to take out the trash.  ;D
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Re: My Living Will!
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2007, 04:43:07 PM »
OMG~!  Richard, lmfao...
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