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Offline ML

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Afraid to pee ??
« Reply #2775 on: December 06, 2018, 12:23:09 PM »
I am having a really bad day.

Buttoned my shirt . . . and a button fell off.

Picked up my briefcase . . . and handle fell off.

Opened the door . . . and door knob fell off.

Now I am afraid to pee.
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Re: Afraid to pee ??
« Reply #2776 on: December 07, 2018, 12:56:28 AM »
I am having a really bad day.

Buttoned my shirt . . . and a button fell off.

Picked up my briefcase . . . and handle fell off.

Opened the door . . . and door knob fell off.

Now I am afraid to pee.
You’ve already had one knob fall off. No matter if another does. I hear Monster glue works wonders.

 

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