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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2900 on: January 01, 2020, 01:30:26 PM »


I haven't met a single parrot owner who taught his bird to say
"Help they turned me into a parrot!" How could that not be the
first thing they taught it to say?
« Last Edit: January 05, 2020, 07:07:10 AM by SANDRO43 »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2901 on: January 05, 2020, 07:11:48 AM »
Anagram of where I worked for 30 years ;)

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2902 on: January 25, 2020, 10:50:34 AM »
Uhhhh...you write the line.
What is she doing/saying?


How about---- "Blasted slot machine!"
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2903 on: January 25, 2020, 11:20:30 AM »
Isn't that red ball thingy supposed to be between her legs ?
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2904 on: January 28, 2020, 04:03:59 AM »
funny madam  :clapping:


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2905 on: January 28, 2020, 04:23:57 AM »
Only someone with a sense of humour would be using / paying Adate, right ? 
We'll be back, EU ..and as a certain 'gentleman' couldn't accept my offer to 'bury the hatchet' .. Don't trust a clueless Californian 'business owner' who cannot even quote me, honestly ..

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2906 on: January 28, 2020, 11:51:40 AM »



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2907 on: January 28, 2020, 12:23:36 PM »


Invisible, LMAO. I am always reminded of the skit in the movie 'Mystery Men' when the main group of superheroes were auditioning for new superheroes to add in the group. One of the applicant was the *Invisible Boy*, and the audition went this way...


...another funny line in this particular skit was : "Dad, I'm going into my room with 3 strange men"
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2908 on: February 08, 2020, 02:54:16 PM »
Talk about ----down under--- heh heh
 
 

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Re: Time for some Humor!! - Some girls are hard to impress
« Reply #2909 on: February 15, 2020, 02:51:45 PM »
Speaking of a "cock or two,"


 

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2910 on: February 15, 2020, 05:06:52 PM »
That is  too damn funny.  I know exactly that feeling of being pushed away like that.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2911 on: February 15, 2020, 05:23:35 PM »
Agree, one of the funniest video clips.  Had to show it to Larissa and Lisa.  They cracked up too.
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Cleared out check-out line
« Reply #2912 on: February 16, 2020, 12:52:06 PM »
Encountered a long check-out lane today.

So I coughed once and said . . .

It has been getting worse since I got back from China.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2913 on: February 18, 2020, 05:08:22 AM »


I haven't met a single parrot owner who taught his bird to say
"Help they turned me into a parrot!" How could that not be the
first thing they taught it to say?
This has actually happened...
http://nypost.com/video/woman-crying-bloody-murder-turns-out-to-be-a-parrot/
Also...

Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored.  -Aldous Huxley

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Re: Time for some Humor!! - Some girls are hard to impress
« Reply #2914 on: February 22, 2020, 11:12:35 AM »
Speaking of a "cock or two,"




Passing on - utterly brilliant, Gator !
We'll be back, EU ..and as a certain 'gentleman' couldn't accept my offer to 'bury the hatchet' .. Don't trust a clueless Californian 'business owner' who cannot even quote me, honestly ..

 

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