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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2975 on: July 29, 2020, 12:29:26 PM »
If you have to explain a joke then it wrecks the joke.
Many of you don't know what okroshka is. So I am
probably going to wreck the joke/anecdote because
a lot of you need to know. HOWEVER, you can tell the
joke to your FSU girl and she might find it funny.

Information start
It's a cold soup that they eat in the FSU during the summer
and hot weather and it has bubbles like mineral water sometimes
does. It can be quite refreshing.
http://natashaskitchen.com/okroshka-recipe-russian-summer-soup/
Information end.

My wife is affected by the hot Texas summer and said
to me

"Beel eeets (it's) been hot so I decided to make okroshka.
I couldn't find all the ingredients so I changed the recipe.
I made it with peaches, strawberries and champagne"

She looked very refreshed!
« Last Edit: July 29, 2020, 12:38:41 PM by 2tallbill »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2976 on: July 29, 2020, 12:43:24 PM »
 :ROFL:
Lily you are so cute!
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2977 on: August 05, 2020, 03:11:11 PM »
~There is no one more blind than those who refuse to see and none more deaf as those who will not listen~

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2978 on: August 05, 2020, 03:25:38 PM »
          BOO!
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2979 on: August 06, 2020, 06:50:28 AM »
How one frustrated car driver deals with a protester in the FSU ...



Ooops, I forgot youtube is a US firm and a tiny willy they is blurred out is still 'offensive'

OK... let's try vimeo



« Last Edit: August 06, 2020, 08:54:25 AM by msmob »

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2980 on: August 17, 2020, 05:40:40 PM »
~There is no one more blind than those who refuse to see and none more deaf as those who will not listen~

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2981 on: August 17, 2020, 05:50:31 PM »


I didn't like it at all.  Sorry I spent the time.
Winston Churchill.  “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2982 on: August 17, 2020, 05:55:16 PM »
Actually, that is really not the video I wanted to post but I didn't know how to remove it.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2983 on: August 18, 2020, 12:32:11 PM »
Missed it.  Video now down.  A good one, huh?

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2984 on: August 18, 2020, 04:23:28 PM »
Missed it.  Video now down.  A good one, huh?
I don't want to waste 3 minutes of anyone else's time but the video can be seen by clicking "Watch this video on youtube".
I was just amazed at how tall that girl is.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2985 on: October 19, 2020, 07:17:43 PM »
Remember this one?..................................................



You can even give her one for her birthday or anniversary!


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2986 on: October 23, 2020, 03:28:55 PM »
~There is no one more blind than those who refuse to see and none more deaf as those who will not listen~

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2987 on: October 30, 2020, 09:42:55 PM »
~There is no one more blind than those who refuse to see and none more deaf as those who will not listen~

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2988 on: October 31, 2020, 03:26:06 PM »
~There is no one more blind than those who refuse to see and none more deaf as those who will not listen~

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Early learning
« Reply #2989 on: November 30, 2020, 10:40:37 AM »
Early learning
Winston Churchill.  “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”

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Don't share your cookies
« Reply #2990 on: November 30, 2020, 10:41:57 AM »
Eat them all
Winston Churchill.  “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.”

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2991 on: November 30, 2020, 02:31:10 PM »
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
 
 With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
 
 Dear Dad:
 It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
 I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
 
 But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it is not only the passion…Dad she is pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.
 
 She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
 
 Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
 
 We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
 
 In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
 
 Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
 
 Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

 Love, Your Son John
 
 PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
 
 I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than that--- failing in everything--- report card that's in my center desk drawer.....You need to sign it.
 
 I love you.... Call me at Tommy's when it is OK to come home.
 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2992 on: November 30, 2020, 07:18:16 PM »
Two couples went on a vacation together. One of the men stated, "Our sex life has become routine and fairly predictable, don't you ever get tired of your wife?"
 
 "I know exactly what you mean, I wonder if our wives will consent to swapping."
 
 Much to their amazement the women consented to the arrangement.
 
 Early the next morning the husbands compared notes. "How was it for you?"
 
 "I haven't had this much fun in ages!" said the other.
 
 "Me, too. Now let's go see how the girls made out."
 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2993 on: November 30, 2020, 09:30:36 PM »
OMG !!!
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