She wants to visit....

[srsol]

Hello everyone!!   Haven't posted a very long time, but now I have a situation which
merits a discussion and/or an opinion. I've talked about my RW  Ekaterina(katya) in
previous posts, we've been talking (e-mailing) back& forth for awhile now.This woman
has fallen for me very hard, and now she's asked if it would be o.k if she came to visit
me.She says that we need to take this step to see if we are right for each other. I
would love to finally meet her, but I'm worried that her expectations of me and what
she may think of me may change once she meets me and sees my life(there are some
problems,such as no job, she knows I live with Mom and brother,doesn't know I live
in a mobilehome park(ugh!) and other things that I'm embarrased about. I never,ever
thought she would come here, I technically haven't lied about myself,I just maybe
gave her the wrong impression. Maybe I'm jumping the gun here; she may not even come, but I'm freaked out to the possibility.   Don't know what else; here's a pic!

WTF??

[wxman]

Poor Katya, er, I mean Ella. She is so confused she does not even know her name. We need to help her to rediscover her identity. It must be hard for her wandering the streets of Perm, not knowing who she is. But luckily we have someone here waiting for her to take care of this lost soul.  This is a beautiful storybook tale.   

[I/O]

Poor Katya, er, I mean Ella. She is so confused she does not even know her name. We need to help her to rediscover her identity. It must be hard for her wandering the streets of Perm, not knowing who she is. But luckily we have someone here waiting for her to take care of this lost soul.  This is a beautiful storybook tale.   

Was that Katya or Catchya?

I/O

[ScottinCrimea]

Just for the record, even though my wife's name is Ella, this is not her picture and she has never been to Perm.  But if this guy wants to send some money, my story may change. 

[acrzybear]

I would love to finally meet her, but I'm worried that her expectations of me and what she may think of me may change once she meets me and sees my life(there are some
problems,such as no job, she knows I live with Mom and brother,doesn't know I live
in a mobilehome park(ugh!) and other things that I'm embarrased about.

Would you have to get permission from your mom for a sleepover?

Would you have to give mom and brother $40.00 to go to the movies so you could spend  some quality time with this dreamgirl?

[Gator]

Sandro,

Again I am amazed at your ability to recall fingerprints (in this case, blue bras).  If anyone is interested, they should review Sando's webpage for some amazing detective work regarding hookers seeking western husbands.

[Kvinna]

If you were in my place, you probably would get sucked in too; my life has been *snip* for so long,any hint of interest from a woman like that would trap any hotblooded male I know of.  She may not be real or whatever,but at least I was happy for a while anyways.

I think you are very happy with the virtual love affairs.  At least you and Katya have no time for exhausting normal people who want to find a real soulmates

[SANDRO43]

Sandro,Again I am amazed at your ability to recall fingerprints (in this case, blue bras). 

Phil, I'm blessed with a good eidetic memory, when it comes to pretty faces (or bras, or what's therein ).

[ecr844]

Well, ladies and gentlemen. It appears "Dave24," has been posted into silence.......

[catzenmouse]

I guess after a dozen folks beat you with a clue-bat it takes a while to get over the bruises and broken bones...

[William3rd]

Meanwhile. . . . .

back at the ranch. . . .

Uncle Clem's still exploded back in the woods and he's trapped in the wreckage.
Little Nell has been tied to the railroad tracks.
Dave's Katya doll has a hole in it and he dont have no glue.
And. . . . the Piggly Wiggly is out of Bud. (gasp)

Tune in next week to-

She Wants to Visit (My Trailer Park)

[KenC]

For the life of me, I cannot understand why Dave 24 is going through all this trouble for a Ruski woman, aint he got any purty cousins?

[duplantisjj]

I read through this thread and for the life of me, I HAVE NO IDEA what you're smoking dave24.  Everyone here has given you their insight, some a bit rougher than others however all words of wisdom.  Read the 10 commandments......does your situation fit into any of those???  I think so.  Be honest with yourself and your current situation and THINK ABOUT IT!!  There is NO girl on the other side of that keyboard!!  Your next email will have the infamous WU words attached.  I have had this happen to me a few times and was smart enough to smell a con.  No RW/UW will fall in love with someone in a few letters, without meeting, yada yada yada....this has been told to you over and over...and yet you still seem to deny the facts.  Dreams are one thing and maybe in your situation that's all you have, but WAKE UP dude!!  Get a frickin job, get out of mama's house and get your life on track. 

[William3rd]

Naaaahh- He's only got secund cuzzins and you can marry them. He really wants a furst cuzzin er a sister but mamma only had boys. . . .

[duplantisjj]

Naaaahh- He's only got secund cuzzins and you can marry them. He really wants a furst cuzzin er a sister but mamma only had boys. . . .

[KenC]

If he aint good nuf fer family, what makes him think a RW would want him?

[William3rd]

Wal hael- them wimmin er all frum Gahgyah at haert, aint they? Or Alarmenia. . . ..

[catzenmouse]

Wal hael- them wimmin er all frum Gahgyah at haert, aint they? Or Alarmenia. . . ..

Wee'el Sheee'it Willie Joe Jim Bob Billy John! Yuu'un do pritty wee'el gud Suthi'n accent fur a Calefur'nin boy!

 C'mon down an' get yu some possum' and chitlins!

[William3rd]

Suthin? AInt them thar traylers in Mazzzz ashoosis? This is mah mazz-whatevur aksent. . . .

[SANDRO43]

Gawd, now we have language tourists, too .

[catzenmouse]

Suthin? AInt them thar traylers in Mazzzz ashoosis? This is mah mazz-whatevur aksent. . . .

Willie, Willie, Willie,

 We don' speek 'bout nun o' that yankee stuf! It jus' ain't rite!

[catzenmouse]

Sandro,

 Come on down to Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, or South Carolina and you will truly understand that it is a whole different language than English! 

 I was born in Virginia and after I lived in Canada for 14 years I came back to Virginia. I couldn't understand anything the locals were saying to me for quite some time. And, I was teased about the way I talked as it sounded funny to them.

Ken

[acrzybear]

Naaaahh- He's only got secund cuzzins and you can marry them. He really wants a furst cuzzin er a sister but mamma only had boys. . . .

Does it really matter? It's all relative

[ecr844]

Your all just jealous because you don't get to drink from the Bublah too..... Now that my friends is wicked pissa   

[SANDRO43]

I was born in Virginia and after I lived in Canada for 14 years I came back to Virginia. I couldn't understand anything the locals were saying to me for quite some time. And, I was teased about the way I talked as it sounded funny to them.

A not uncommon problem. My Arabic teacher was Tunisian, and studied at a universty in Morocco. He told us that in his first month there, he had to resort to French to cummunicate with the locals .