The Gravedodgers guide to RW

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Ok,

Word up you old Duffers, this is MC Neo the occasional youth representative of Russian Age Concern. Its come to my attention that a number of you OAP basket cases are actually being fooled out of your pension money and bingo budget into thinking that theres a russian victoria secrets model just dying to jump up and down on your viagra fuelled walking sticks simply because you be 'merican.

As a charity Russian Age Concern is becoming increasingly aware the all too obvious mess you old senile duffers are getting yourselves into, and since they have run out of zimmer frames, wheelchairs and incontenance pads and chicken soup they want to discourage as many of you old timers as possible from clogging up the bus lines around Moscow and persaude you instead to stick to chasing the old birds round the Golden Years Retirment Home complex in Palm Springs.

So here in a ministry sponsored special announcement is the Russian Age Concern Guide to Pensioner Marriage Fraud

You sign up to an agency, swindle you out of your pension money and life assurance by promising you this:



And ten years later, if you are lucky, then you end up with this.



Remember old goats,

Pensioners make easy targets, keep what wits you have left about you and don't get tempted by the size of ginourmous plastic hooters or war days spent in the Crimean conflict of 1832.

Remember, nobody likes the smell of stale pizz and giant y fronts, least of all a 21 year old pnematic bimbo with titties the size of space hoppers. Its not love, you just forgot your medication this morning.

Stay safe Y'all and don't forget to turn your hearing aids on.

[Nando]

 

Big LOL

I think I recognize the girl in the first photo, from Hot Russian Bears

However I think she is from Crimea and not Moscow

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ROFL.


Awsome thread m8.......