Why Exactly I married a Russian Woman!

[dokrog]

Well this is very true in my experience also Eric. And why wouldn't they be. They are sinners after all and want to be punished for their sins. snicker snicker. Also, acting like little wanton sluts in bed gives them plenty of ammunition next time they pray to the lord for forgiveness. That was said with a straight face btw.

[Sculpto]

Well this is very true in my experience also Eric. And why wouldn't they be. They are sinners after all and want to be punished for their sins. snicker snicker. Also, acting like little wanton sluts in bed gives them plenty of ammunition next time they pray to the lord for forgiveness. That was said with a straight face btw.

and if they are Catholic they can simply confess it away and they are miraculously pure again.. its really a lovely religion in many ways.    bottom line.. Sin is HOT. 

[Daveman]

and if they are Catholic they can simply confess it away and they are miraculously pure again.. its really a lovely religion in many ways.    bottom line.. Sin is HOT. 

Tho... that'th why we like our FEthU ladieth thin! thin ith HOT!

[dokrog]

Part 10 of 15 or more.....who knows, could be 12. It depends on when I get bored.

Now personally I prefer someone intelligent and opinionated. Someone who has her own ideas and thoughts and doesn't

simply parrot mine. You can find that quality in any country in the world but I've found that Russian women have a

unique brand of that quality that I have come to love.

Now Russian women are opinionated. Very opinionated. And their more than happy to tell you their opinions. They or most

i've met have a tendency to discount any idea that didn't originate in their own mind though. A weak, quiet, shy, meek

Russian woman? THERE IS NO SUCH THING! I have found though that they are quite willing to act that way for several

reasons. But it is all an act. For one thing they might be sounding you out. They might be scared. They might be totally

uninterested and are thinking about their boyfriend they have at home and hoping you don't find out about him before you

buy her a few more presents. All true. Or she might actually be meek and shy but if so I haven't met her yet. Nor one

like her.

I get bored easily. I needed a woman that could capture all of me and hold that interest over the months and years. I

certainly found her. But there is a drawback to that. Russian women LOVE to argue. They can argue for hours over the

most meaningless stupid things. Trust me. As a matter of fact it's important to most Russian women to be able to argue.

Your in trouble if you don't give them that outlet. The argument is over when SHE thinks it's over, not you! She is also

quite willing to start repeating herself if she get's no response from you. Oh yes. I love playing the devils advocate.

Presenting opposite views and intelligently argueing about alternatives. Give up that thought. A Russian woman is

practical in her argueing. Especially if she argueing because she want's something. You have to learn how to argue and

when to give in and when to appear to give in yet do the opposite when her back is turned. All quite normal over there.

Take this privacy barrier thing she won't let drop. She want's a privacy screen (wood) hammered up in front of our front

porch on our house. Now why? Because they have them in Russia. Actually they usually simply wall in the entire yard to

you can't see nothin. So she's argueing about it. For a couple hours. Won't drop it. Keeps bringing it up. Doesn't want

to hear alternatives. That's not what she's currently thinking of. It doesn't matter to her what the neighbors think.

All that matters to her is her idea. (Disclaimer. This is not the same thing as making joint decisions. In her mind it's

something really simple and doesn't really need a joint decision. On big ticket items Russian women will insist that it

be a joint decision. End of Disclaimer) Anyways. I keep telling her NO! No way! Not in a million years! I finally went

down to the zoning board and talked to them. IF she reads this and calls them they will be happy to tell her it's a

zoning violation. I brought that up. Her instant response is..How much is the fine if you do it anyways? She really

want's that ugly barrier out front and she isn't going to get it. AT this point I'm having a ton of fun with the whole situation but I'm very careful not to let on how amused I am. When she argues too long I simply wait for an opening and turn the whole thing into a silly argument with no point at all. That usually get's her laughing.

Soooo. Bottom line. If you don't like to argue, don't marry a Russian Woman!

While I keep a pretty neat house I can be a slob in the way I dress. I had dreams of owning my own business one day and new that dressing smart would be a more powerful tool in it's development with third parties. However. I almost never used to dress smart. The fix? Simple. A Russian women. She isn't going to let you out of the house looking like a slob. Period! There are probably exceptions to that but I haven't found many if any. To me dress is not even on my list of priorities. To her it's right at the top. I like that. We'll get ready to go out and she'll hand me the right clothes to wear. I just wink at her and change.

She is a major reason for my success as a businessman. She examines every iota of the business and looks for waste. She is frugal. Most RW are frugal. I am completely discounting RW 25 and younger. They don't count. They are exactly like AW 25 and younger. The concept of tomorrow doesn't exist with most of them.

Cont....

[dokrog]

Now I have absolutely no idea why that double spaced have the doc I just cut and pasted. Any ideas?

[dokrog]

Part 11.

Now I almost forgot. When you agree with them and give them their way, even in the little things, they open right up with smiles and hugs etc. Just like a flower blooming. It's a wonderful sight. And amorous. Wooo Hoooo. Right about then is the right time to grab their ass while holding them and gently nudge them towards the bedroom, or the couch, kitchen table what have you. It's all good.

.....

I needed a practical woman also. I can be very impractical. Doing things or buying things for no reason at all. Now that's all good. But really, why do I need 4 chainsaws? I have no clue but I have them. Have I gotten any more since I got married? Nope. Olga would have a heart attack if I did. She sees value in everything and try's to waste nothing.

Russian women are pack rats. Period. There are good sound logical reasons for that too. She never throws anything away. I have to do it when she's at work. *grins* Most russian women are packrats. They will save the silver wrapper off a candy bar if they can conceive of any use for it later. Sheesh. A year into our marriage the basement had filled up. The closet in the bedroom was ready to explode and the shed out back was packed well above the roof. I finally took matters into my own hands and one day while she was at work I made 6 dump runs. WOW. OMG. The fight was on. I thought we were going to get divorced. IT was a month before I got laid again. But we maintain a much neater house now so I guess it was worth it.

While driving down the street, and I think it was in Kirov, I saw a tree in the middle of the road. I had just gotten there that day and my first instantaneous thought was that. "Coool. Their finally planting dividers in the middle of the street with trees and flowers like we do in America". Nope. Couldn't be further from the truth. Someone had stolen the manhole cover and someone else had planted a rather large tree there so people would stop running over it ruining their cars. Now that's practical, let me tell you. Did the public works dept (or whatever they call it there) come out and replace the manhole cover or at least put something over it? Hell no! Why? Someone had already planted a tree there so it was covered sort of. The same thing will happen with your Russian woman. If she sees and expediency to a problem she will almost instantly use it. Then figure the task is done and go on, not bothering to actually make it correct or how it used to be. I mean...Why? What are you thinking?

Most Russian Women I know are extremely smart. Don't let them fool you. They may or may not want you to know this. Especially if they want something. They may play dumb. And they will instantly "pack up" to  present a united front. Unbelievably effective tactic though.

"Want some candy little girl" doesn't exactly translate well into Russian but you can try the ol icecream trick I've seen used effectively over there. Icecream there is sweet as sweet can get. Try buying her an icecream, better yet do your walking with a group of them. They would prefer that anyways. What one RW can do 3 can do 3 times better. FAct. Don't be worried about being alone with them. That'll happen if SHE wants it. Otherwise she'll feel forced into acting unnaturally. Tell your girl to go for a walk and invite her friends. She'll more readily agree to that than to anything. And peer pressure over there is astronomical. If her friends like you your golden. If they don't (ie. you keep trying to take her away from them to spend quality time with her) then they won't and your not golden at all. RW are incredible social creature. They thrive on that, even from the villages. Just because your there doesn't mean she has to disrupt her entire schedule even though she'll probably tell you she will just to make you happy, but she won't be happiest that way. Trust me. Russians typically spend quality time in packs. That's right. Packs. The more the merrier. This aloneness thing is a western concept that isn't well regarded over there. Now what this does NOT mean is that when you bring her to the good ol usa or canada or wherever you instantly pack her up with a dozen relatives. Hell NO! That'll scare her spitless. She doesn't know these people after all. Why would she pack up with them. What were you even thinking trying to present such an idea? Let her do it at her own pace on her own terms. Besides there will always be some of your relatives she'll have no use for. I've found that RW always have to have someone to denigrate. Always. Sometimes over the stupidest things. Deal with it. Live with it. It's there way.

Now how did we get from practicality to packing? I have no idea.

Cont....

[dokrog]

Now Olga just read that last one and she's scowling at me. They can be amazing scowlers. It's pretty cute actually. But she's not saying a word. Any idea why gentlemen?

I'm saving the part on sex with your Russian woman for after she goes to work at 7. It'll mortify her for sure. Guaranteed. She hates being transparent in anything. All Russian women do. Like women anywhere they prefer to remain mysterious.

[SANDRO43]

Now I have absolutely no idea why that double spaced have the doc I just cut and pasted. Any ideas?

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[dokrog]

You may have hit Enter/Carriage Return twice there, the page HTML shows:

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That's interesting because I did the original on ms word 2007 and just cut and pasted.

Oh well. you'll all have to excuse me because I'm off to the liquor store to pick up a fresh bottle of Stolichnaya vodka. The fresher the better is the Russian view. Who ever heard of aging vodka? Goes bad it does. Ask any Russian. Of course you have the neofa*s from moscow trying to convice you there's quality in aging, but I'm not falling for it. I'll stick with the opinions of my Russian friends who know what their talking about. After all. They certainly drink enough of it to know what their talking about.

Also, don't put ice in your vodka. Don't put coke in there either. You can refridgerate it though. Drink it straight and lot's of it. *laughs*

I will need a few sips to open up about sex and russia. Should be interesting.

[JR]

Nice post!

And you're absolutely right about the argueing thing. My ex would argue til she was blue in the face. She'd go away and I'd start counting. At exactly the specified interval she would be back to argue some more
Packrat? OMG!!!! In our apartment we had a broom closet. She filled that closet completely full of grocery bags. I tried to get her to recycle some of them. Nope, wasn't gonna happen. I asked why and she repsonded with "I'll take them to Russia." I told her that the extra baggage would cost a fortune. She said, "I'll take them to Russia." I offered to give her a hundred busk to buy all the damn plasitc bags her mother could ever use in her lifetime and her response was. "I'll take them to Russia." Well she didn't. I wasn't going to support that particular little quirk but man it was a struggle

[dokrog]

LOLOL. Every one of them I know is like that and I happen to know a couple. Whether here or there. My wife still trys that stuff and yes she says the exact same thing about sending all that trash to Russia but never does.

Right now there are 6 trashbags of clothes down in the basement that I'm not supposed to touch on punishment of instant divorce. That's ok I got it covered. It's damp down there so I simply left the bags open......wide open.......Shouldn't be more than a couple months before she's throwing them away herself.

Just understand realities and move on is my motto.

[Sculpto]

hahahahaha oh my god.. i never thought about this.. I have no idea how "A" is but I have a feeling.. and whats worse.. I am a terrible packrat.  You guys have no idea.. I have a 1200 SF art studio and it is CRAMMED full floor to ceiling.. and this is a major reduction from a few years ago when I was in 4000 sf... and I have every damn shopping bag.. including the ones from Russian and Ukraine.  I am going to need a BIG house... now I understand this comment.. "we can have little house.. it will be nice.. but what wrong with big house?"

[dokrog]

Part 12.

(Dokrog settles back and takes his first sip of stoly from the expensive crystal vodka glass he brought back from Russia (which makes it taste better of course) and grimaces, wondering why he drinks this stuff anyways while lighting up a slim cigar)

Now many of you may have heard me mention agencies, or that I sometimes check into agencies when hitting a new city. I do. Not to find another babe. But simply so that I can hear americans speak. Talk to someone from American or Canada or even europe. Just to be able to converse in english and not pidgen russian. What a relief, let me tell you. They are also an excellent place to find certain things out like which money changer gives the best rates, which area of town to avoid because the mafia and militia are squabling over turf and your likely to be in a comprimising situation. Or maybe you just need to send a fax or receive one. Every agency has a fax machine I've found. Or...you need to get your visa stamped, whatever. Their good for a variety of things. The one thing i NEVER use them for is finding me a hotel room. Sure they know them and sure the price will be double at least what you could get on your own.

I also like to check out the local talent. The Hotties! Woo Hoooo. Pretty girls! I have a few friends who have been badly burned by Russian Beauties. I have even more, no many many more, friends who have been burned by AW. I can actually count myself among that number. But the local beauties are wonderful to look at. HEY! I've said it before. I may be on a diet but I sure BY God can look at the menu "thoroughly"! I suppose as long as I'm not reading the menu in braile I'm golden with Olga. It's amusing to hear their comments. Telling me I look handsome and so young, (then they whisper to each other .... hair like a girl) I hear that a lot, my hair is long. LOL  I look around and the agency owner comes up. Some guy named Nicholai, he wraps his arms around me in a traditional russian bear hug which really aint tradition unless your family or coworker and listen to him tell me how glad he is to see me and do I like his wonderful city and where did I come from. He's followed by the best looking wench in the entire agency. Young "Lena" with perfect tits and an ass that just won't quit and all of 22 years old. And oh my god yes she's showing it off in typical russian fashion with a see-through blouse and contrasting colored bra underneath and those lovely skin tight shorts she's wearing make it painfully obvious she isn't wearing any panties. Woot!

You can't help yourself, you eye the lovely "Lena", taking it all in with a quick glance hoping your not too obvious and Nicholai instantly noticing leans conspritorily close and whispers how she's available, her heart was broken not to long ago though by a Canadian *coughs* and whoever dates her needs to take it easy for some time, just show her a good time, make her happy, he says. Then he turns his back to her even more like he's trying to hide from her what he's telling you and whispers that he can tell she likes me. *Rolls his eyes* The cold hard reality is that she's Nicholai's mistress. Has been for years and she's been used very successfully to lure in streetwalkers (foreign men in the area just stopping in) for a very long time. Nicholai's wife of 12 years knows all about her but never says a word as long as he keeps it moderately discreet so as not to cause embarressment for her and their 2 children ages 6 and 9. This is a way of life over there. Get used to it. And every single one of you agencies reading this had better keep your mouths shut on this subject because it's all so true it's engraved in granite. My little made up scenario (actually not made up just names changed) is a fact of life in ohhhh I would estimate no less than 60% of the agencies out there and probably closer to 75%, perhaps even higher.

How many of you guys have fallen for that line? If the answer is even one you are a dumbass and need to get your ass out of Russia instantly for being just plain stupid. You will get used and abused and if you really are that stupid you will more than likely blame everyone but yourself and badmouth the entire industry and the country of Russia in general. All because you have only 4 braincells in your head that randomly connect to create coherent thought.

Listen up fellas, No 25 or 30 year old Russian Woman wants to marry a man 15 or 20 years older than themselves. Their tastes in men are exactly like those of american women. The want someone their own age or within a certain range. That range fluxuates.I'll explain in a minute. I've been going there since the early '80's and I have never witnessed this or known it to be true. Your best absolute best chance in landing a hottie significantly younger than yourself as a wife was in 1990. They were all trying to get out of the country then. Wake up! Russian women are just like American women in this. There is no way a hottie is going to permanently settle for a much older balding and/or fat man. It simply isn't going to happen. If their marrying you it's for a reason. And I guarantee one you won't like at all. And they are also far far far from stupid.

What I'm saying here is NOT that all or most agencies are ripoffs. Their simply business people. They have expenses, wages and overhead. Needs to be paid somehow. I think most agencies provide some value from what I've seen. the trick is not to get greedy or rather from the internation man perspective the trick is to have a little common sense in your desires. If you go to an agency, look over their girls and decide on a half dozen to meet and these are all girls you wouldn't DREAM of even approaching in the states then your in over your head. Sure they will set up the dates for you. who wouldn't. Will these girls be your soul mate? probably not. So you come away bitter. Why? It's only your fault. If they won't look at you here their not going to look at you there unless there's a reason. Period! Get over it and move on.

Now to debunk that myth that says she passed the embassy screening so she can't be a prostitute. Anyone who thinks that also is not dealing in objective reality. Especially when coming from a major city and settling on a man more than 10 years older than herself. It's just like here gentlemen. Only easier. Do you have any idea at all how easy it is to obtain a fake or stolen internal passport? MY God it's easy. It's the number 1 thing small village girls get stolen from them once they hit the major cities. As it's really the only thing they have of value. Jeez. *rolls his eyes again* So your little Anastasia might actually be moscows biggest hooker operating under a half dozen or more names, but you'll never know because she'll certainlly never tell you. Don't believe a word of that crap either about how it's a 10 year sentence in the siberian gulag if caught. BS, it's a few thousand ruble fine and a slap on the wrist. If she even get's that much. You can and will get stiffer sentences for littering in Russia.

This is how it works in real life men. Say she's a 25 yr old hottie. call her a demi moore lookalike. She knows she's damn good looking for one thing. Never doubt that ever. she's really looking for a man her own age. Probably a young stud that treats her like crap. just like here. Now she may be working for an agency for several reasons. Foremost is money. she get's paid to date. fact! deal with it! IF your 40 you stand absolutely no chance with this woman long term. If and i say if she does happen to marry you don't come crying back here in six mnths because your life is full of problems and your depressed to the point of suicide. I don't want to hear it. Most of these others don't either.

Most RW aren't destitute like they used to be. Tons are making excellent wages and if they decide to go to america it's more than likely because they've fallen in love with you and/or they just need a change. That's not good or bad. NOT because your their only chance to get out of a rat hole. It's simply not like that, and it never really was.

In reality I've found that a 25 year old RW can fall in love with a man up to 10-12 years older without too many issues, depending. A 30 year old RW can fall in love with a man 10-15 years older than herself without too many issues and a 40 year old RW can fall in love with a 60-65 year old man without too many problems at all. This is what I've seen. What they PREFER is a man within 5 years of their age but are willing to make exceptions for a variety of reasons. This is real life men. Not fantasy.

Now all that having been said, there are certain rare exceptions to the above. It is entirely possible for a 25 year old to fall in love with a 45 year old. I've seen that happen too. There are usually reasons. Most of them center on her. Some women just like older men. Just like here in america or GB or canada or wherever. They just do and theirs no explaining it. Some are excaping issues the or others have created in Russia. Some are a little off in the head...yes they have those too. ARe they demi moore lookalikes? Nope. None of them. Not a single one. Can you as a 45 year old fat balding man date and successfully marry a 25 year old russian demi moore? why hell yes? As long as you have plenty of MONEY! FACT! FACT! FACT! Bear in mind that your idea of good money and theirs might be 2 completely seperate things. Your an accountant and you pull in 80k a year and you have a nice house and you have a disposable income of say 2k a month. is that enough for a demi moore? probably not in all honesty, not if she's living in america. Now she may agree to be your russian mistress for that but she'll have to be permitted to have bf's and possibly gf's while your away in the states or whatever country your from. And that's not negotiable. She may even be the mistress of several of you men at the same time. So she may not always be available. And when your there visiting her she will expect good dining and presents. lots of presents or you just lost yourself a mistress.

Reality check.

This is not a cheap game and these women are not desperate unless theres issues involved that you really don't want to be a part of. This is not a game at all.

Cont.....

[JR]

LOLOLOL, that was the broom closet. Under the kitchen sink she crammed bottom to top and I mean top (you know how the sink sits down into the counter creating some gaps around the circumfrance that goes all the way up to the bottome of the countertop?) well I mean up into that space with used plastic and glass bottles. I asked her what she intented to do with old milk containers that are now moldy inside because she hadn't cleaned them prior to emtombing them under the sink and she had no response. Didn't have a F-ing clue what she was gonna do with em. But she was by God going to keep them!!!! I lost on that battle. It wasn't worth the aggreviation. I tried to get her get rid of just a few, OMG, it went on and on for hours! I finally asked myself what the hell I was doing and told her to keep her damn moldy bottles.
The next time she went on vacation I got rid of all of them and you'd have thought I'd shot and killed ALL her relatives! Man did I pay for that.
I like your idea about leaving the bags open but it may not end the way you're hoping. Somethings there's just no reasoning with when it comes to an RW

[dokrog]

JR. I hate it when my logic is thwarted! But your right. They may have to start moving on their own before she'll part with them and even then I may end up being forced to buy cages for the hybrids.

Yeah I'm telling you I thought we were def going to be divorced when I cleaned the place out. Def didn't have sex for over a month. Ouch!

[dokrog]

Sculpto, Eric, you are totally screwed. We'll be reading about you 2 on the news i'm sure.

HEADLINES TODAY By AP Writer J. Worthless!

The city of Baja was forced to part an AM/RW couple with their "belongings today when the trash started spilling into the street. Eyewitnesses report it took 6 large garbage trucks to haul off all the worthless trash from their 8000 sqft home after having to rip off the one side to remove appliances that would no longer fit through common doors! One eyewitness described the scene as appalling" Another said he'd tried to get some of those old newspapers for his dog box but them darn neighbors would never throw anything away.

[tim 360]

Just got to reading your novella dokrog.  Great stuff!  You got me laughing so hard I was crying.   Right on, Cheers, tim360

[dokrog]

Thank you Tim.

*dokrog leans back in  his chair and draws out another slim cigar lighting it and reaches for his fresh crystal jar *coughs* glass of vodka waiting for the crapstorm to commence while he contemplates writing about Russian sex and how many ego's it will destroy*

[dokrog]

dokrog pulls the slim cigar out of his mouth and points it at his audience.

First of all. You can't have a Russian guy write this stuff. For one thing. If they have money they have better things to do. it's def not on their list of priorities.

Second of all. they don't think like you and I. or rather YOU! To them it's as natural as breathing. Women are women and meant to be used if possible. sex paramount.

You think I'm kidding? Ask Lily or any of the other rw on this board.

[JR]

Lily, is that true?

OK, I asked Hehe~

[dokrog]

Very funny *smiles*. This is a complex subject that should have taken 4 times the space minimum. I condensed it. if you have specific questions ask people. You only get me for a short time. I"m busy. I have multiple businesses. I'm doing this for a very specific reason.

And...this is just the tip of the iceberg. like any society. nothing is written in stone except a very few thing. I did not even attempt to address most agency questions. I mean why? Why bother? Use common sense. Use your heads. The big ones on top of your shoulders.

I layed out the bare minimum. Again. Ask if you have specific questions.

Going to #13 now. SEX....LOLOL.

[dokrog]

Part 13...... Sex in Russia

The long awaited segment commences.


Sweet "Lena". Perfect. All of 22. Beautiful body. Long legged. Perfect ass and tits. Speaks english sort of. Out of my league? Or not?????

Not!

WEll certainly there's obstacles to surmount. After all she's Nicholai's mistress. She also has a bf from Italy Nicholai know's nothing about. Nor will she dare to tell him. She meets him in moscow when she's "forced" to visit her sick grandmother who's in the local sanitarium and hate hospital food. That's what she tells Nicholai. NO WAIT! Hospital food? What's that? I'm not sure there is such a thing. You would probably starve to death in a Russian hospital if friends and relatives didn't bring food in for you to eat...soooo... backing up a bit here.... cooking for elderly grandmother. that sounds so much nicer. and nicholai believes it. after all Lena can cool a mean pelmini.....*coughs like crazy* From moscow her bf takes her to sochi for pleasure. And pleasure they have. Tons. day and night. He's a mad man in bed and she's his willing slave.....

Could I get her? You bet! Easily. I would take her skydiving. she's always wanted to. It would cost me 50 bucks american and i would get laid by a goddess. Is that my goal? Not hardly. did all that in my younger years. I prefer a more sedate lifestyle sort of. My preferences run to travel and meeting new people. that makes me happy.

My point my neophytes is that sex can be easy in Russia. Certainly easier than in America. or perhaps not. depends on the woman. if it's sex you want you can get it there easily. if it's a woman you can trust and love who will be committed to you, you can get that there also. easily.

ok. dropping all caps. time to crunch.

cont......

Part 13...... Sex in Russia part II coming up.

[dokrog]

Part 13...... Sex in Russia part III.

Well, I've thought long and hard on this. Almost didn't write it. After all. Who am I to say I know everything about sex in Russia? I don't.

The sad cold truth is that it's like here in the U.S. maybe less so. Maybe more. Depends.

For one thing. Every Russian chick out there has only been with one or two guys at the most. They will happily tell you that. They all do. I've never heard one admit to more than 2. Jeez. Never!

Most young russian girls want to save it for their true love. especially out of moscow but even there.

Most russian girls have a baby by 25. many 2. Caveat* most professional women 1 by 25 to 30 from my experience.

About 75/25 divorced or never married. wonder what the ratio is in the U.S.

Does this make them bad? Hell No. I would consider it NORMAL! Fact is. The girls that were the most fun or rather the best people that I enjoyed being with as a friend in Russia had a kid. The ones that didn't at 30? 35? Hmmm. Either couldn't because of the crappy medical over there of have issues and usually major ones.

Now the important question comes up. CAN YOU GET LAID IN RUSSIA?

Of course. What are you thinking. But ask yourself this first. Can you get laid in America? Or Canada. Or England...wherever!? If you can't get laid there, you can't get laid in Russia. Unless you have money and you don't want to marry one of those girls. I am assuming here most of you are in this for marriage. Correct me if I'm wrong. If it's sex you want why don't you just go to romania? Been there twice and sex is more plentiful than you can honestly shake a stick at. FAct! So your choices are...If you want sex. Go to Romania. If you want a probably great companion that you can trust. Go to Russia.

Now your all wondering if I ... Uhm ... Dabble in the Russian female cuisine when I'm there. The answer is no. Not ever! Why? Because I respect my wife. Totally! She's at least as smart as I am. May not have "our" brand of common sense but she has her own. Russia's. Besides. I wasn't raised that way. I'm a one woman man now. Another thing about that. If a Russian woman is contemplating moving to America then she's more of a firm believer in equal rights than many here. Many want to get out of the Russian mans thumb. Things have changed here in 30 years but it's still very much a mans world here in Russia.

So how do I know all this your wondering? Damn good question. Because I've been around. More than most. I KNOW when a woman is interested in me. Period! I have a gift, a knack call it for friendliness and they open up around me. They know I'm not after them and are just interested in THEM...Not sex. So they talk. I listen. hard to sometimes. I need to learn more russian, that's for sure. but I do. Just like in America, they know their safe with me. Another thing is I'm an electrical engineer. you have to have a good memory for that field trust me. so the short of it is I simply know.

Now take Lena. Why do I know I could easily get her? Because she GAVE ME THE EYE!.

HAHAHA Just kidding. Because. She's that type. Is that a Russian thing? That type? Nope. We have THAT TYPE in every single country in the world. She touched me and rubbed up on me just a way more than a few too many times. too much eye contact. An extra button on her see through blouse magically became undone within seconds, 2 actually to Nicholai's irritation. Do what she wanted and I'd have that NP. But why really?

Even though I "go native" as it's called I have no intention of graduating to the underclass of successful russian men by maintaining mistresses. What an expense, and I have no one to brag about it to. I mean why? I would rather spend my money on other things. many other things actually. Besides. I find my wife of 9 years incredibly sexy  because she is and I get it when I want, so really why? Most Russian men get the same so why do they maintain mistresses? It's totally a status thing trust me. status. That's all. I don't need status. I could care less. Just identifies you and makes you visible. That's not always a good thing for a foreighner

Ive thought about this for many years trust me. this sex thing. the girls. Who has the better stats. statistics? Personally. I see many more Russian women waiting until 18 than I do American women. Another fact. but at 18. going to college. wow. do they party over there. and of course they get pregnant. sighs. unfortunate fact of life. So. If i had to pick one of two countries and judge premiscueness I would pick america.

Disappointed aren't you. You wanted to hear all the juicy details on how to EASILY get laid in russia. Sure I'll tell you. Any major city. Their walking the streets. Only cost you 1000 rubles. maybe 1200 if your a foreigner. Russians get a discount. Their thrifty cheap bastar*s.That's a major city though. In moscow it'll cost you 6000. easy. Moscow is different. Nothing like it in the world. Worst part about it is that it'll be a bad screw. You get on you get off. shrugs again. What are you thinking???

OK OK. It can be had for 500 I've been told/solicited. shrugs.

You want a good woman? Talk to her and hear exactly what she has to say.

You want someone you can hold at night. Cuddle in your arms? Share dreams and hopes and fears? Do it right then damn it.

WOW. Half of you are disappointed. Sucks to be you is all I can say. Why as an engineer do I talk to crass? Because. I've spent too much time over there. And seen too much BS in my life. Do I look at life cynically? NOPE! I love life. Each new day is a new experience. But I don't handle BS well.

Another darn thing. Don't tell your Russian Goddess you love her 50 times a day! She knows you do. She doesn't need to hear it. Russian's aren't fond of showing their emotions usually. I've pointed that out. Don't denigrate her by being overly mushy with her. she knows you love her leave it at that. say ya tbe lublue maybe twice a day if you have to. that's it. jesus. she'll think your weird if you do it more.

I've said it 50 times now in the last week. they are a strong people. they don't need cushy sentiments. if your all cushy outside, find another girl. she's strong. again...she knows you love her. she'll wonder if you tell her you do way too much.

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[Lily]

dokrog pulls the slim cigar out of his mouth and points it at his audience.

First of all. You can't have a Russian guy write this stuff. For one thing. If they have money they have better things to do. it's def not on their list of priorities.

Second of all. they don't think like you and I. or rather YOU! To them it's as natural as breathing. Women are women and meant to be used if possible. sex paramount.

You think I'm kidding? Ask Lily or any of the other rw on this board.

True..

[dokrog]

Thank you lily. Some on this board don't believe me. You are very welcome to pick this thread apart please. I'm trying to educate here. This is not about me and what I know or perceive. It's about honesty and telling the truth. I certainly don't know everything. But I'm presenting facts as I see them there. IF you have better insights to subjects I've brought up then please share them.

The one thing that really pisses me off. And not much does. Is Foreign men to dis Russia because of their own inadequacies. Their expectations were too high or unrealistic and they take their anger out on Russia and it's people instead or rightly taking it out on themselves for being incredibly stupid.

Am I russian, men? Hell no! I'm American. I just have common sense and i've been there a couple times. Grins