One Day Wonder

[BC]

itstime,

Don't want to burst your bubble and do wish you well, but considering the predominant content of your posts there might well be two big round hairy noodles dangling from your ears.

Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but abstinence only  makes the cock seem longer.

FWIW your experience is so whacky it just might work out.

g'luck! :D

[jb]

BC,

Since itstime is new at this he may not know the Russian slang for someone shining him on, is; "Hanging noodles from his ears".

Frankly, I have nothing to add to this.  The whole setup is just too unbelievable for words.

[Patrick]

Hey itstime,

   Great trip report and a very good story. It sounds like you have found the real deal. I wish you happiness and hope that you get your second family started..

[Bruce]

Sounds good - maybe you should start a marriage agency through your church contacts .

[Albert]

Yes, we did hit the sack within 4 to 5 hours of meeting at the airport. Yes, it was mind-blowing. I've never been with a multi-orgasmic woman before. Over ten years of no sex, not even masturbation may have something to do with it. She had 10 orgasms in a 3 hour session on Friday evening. Three or four was more usual for one session. I may not have had anywhere near that many but in 30 years of having sex I now realize that I was missing a lot.

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I agree . . . . . it is a lot of fun to be with a multi-orgasmic woman.

But I am not buying the part about no sex or masturbation for 10 years.

First, it a stupid person who would do (or rather not do) such a thing.

Second, orgasms require electrical charges be transmitted up and down nerve channels from clitoris to brain, and these pathways get quite sluggish without use.  So going from no orgasms to multis on first try are pretty suspicious to me.

But mainly, I find your entire story pretty hoky.   I think either,

1) you are pretty focked up in the head or

2) you are putting us on big time.

 

[Seekandfind]

Well, talk about your one week wonders, I think I'm in the midst of a one day wonder. Or maybe a one call wonder.

So here's the story. I'm getting a bit jaded about the whole Russian bride thing, but about 10 days ago, I get up the gumption to write a few more intro letters. Not a whole lot of detail, just 4 short paragraphs to highlight a bit about me and to point them at my profile on my own webpage where there is a bunch of photos and more info. So, they don't have to read too much, and if there is a little bit of a hook, the low risk option is to check the web profile which, hopefully digs the hook a bit deeper.

This time, I got one reply from a Russian girl, 33 yo (I'm 49) living in a town in central Ukraine. Not much in the reply, just an indication of interest, her email address, and phone number. So, the next day I phone her (I speak Russian well enough to handle a phone conversation after last year's failed romance in Russia) and we had a nice chat. But she is an Orthodoc believer with lots of family members who were shot in the gulag for not renouncing their beliefs. I sent her an SMS too so she had my mobile number (I'm working in the UK right now),

The next morning I wake up and she has sent me an SMS at 5 am her time. She sends me several throughout the day and asks if I will phone again. We have our second hour-long conversation that evening and I can tell she is falling head over heels in love with me. After another day I agree to go see her in Ukraine in mid August. And after another couple of days of many SMSes, a few emails, sharing photos, two online chats, and an hour a day on the phone, I return the favor, i.e. I fall in love with her.

She says that men fall in love with the eyes, and women fall in love with the ears. After over ten years with no sex, some of which was spent in a nunnery, she prayed to God for a husband (divorced the 1st at 19 yo), and as soon as she heard my voice, she was certain that I had been sent by God. I have to say I'm not quite that religious, but I certainly have felt the hand of a higher power influencing my life. She is cute too, and she wants to have another child as do I.

In the phone calls, she alludes to the fact that I won't have time to sleep on our first night together in Kiev. Somehow I suspect that I will be consumed by this sex-mad former nun when I get there.  Every day she says that she wishes she could be with me RIGHT NOW. I half wish I had just hopped a plane to Kiev the next day after phoning her. I'm sure she would have jumped straight into bed with me but somehow I think that we have a better chance at success if we wait the couple of weeks. I remember reading more than one trip report on various sites where guys discovered that they made the mistake of NOT having sex with the woman when she was ready for it. Sometimes that killed their chances, other times they managed to recover from it. I don't plan to make any mistakes on this trip.

On the other hand, somehow this all seems like a one in a million experience. I guess I just got lucky. Of course, we need to wait a couple weeks to be sure about all this, but it sure is a wild ride right now.

I'm sure some of you lot will have a field day with this one...

 

HAHAHA....now, that´s funny..

[jb]

Yes, it is funny,,, I was especially tickled by the...

Somehow I suspect that I will be consumed by this sex-mad former nun when I get there.

As I said, this is just too wild for words.

[Seekandfind]

Well, I'm back home and... WOW!

Yes, we did hit the sack within 4 to 5 hours of meeting at the airport. Yes, it was mind-blowing. I've never been with a multi-orgasmic woman before. Over ten years of no sex, not even masturbation may have something to do with it. She had 10 orgasms in a 3 hour session on Friday evening. Three or four was more usual for one session. I may not have had anywhere near that many but in 30 years of having sex I now realize that I was missing a lot.

She spent roughly 10 years in and out of "women's monasteries" studying various religious subjects, praying, etc. Maybe 5 years of time all added up. She never got to the point where she took permanent vows to be a life-long nun. If you think back to the middle ages, when it was common for the daughters of noble families to go live in a nunnery for several years upon reaching puberty you will probably understand better what "nun" means in a Russian Orthodox context. She says that in her region of south central Ukraine, roughly 50% of girls spend some time living, praying, learning in a monastery.

And this is not southern baptist religion either. For instance, many men go live in monasteries as well. Some of them decide to become monks and live there permanently. Of these monks, some become bishops, and other higher church officials. Some of the men in the monasteries decide that they want to be priests. This means that they MUST get married. And they generally marry a nun.

Make no mistake, I wasn't going there just for fun. I want to get married and stick with one woman, have another kid or two (2nd family) and be in love for the rest of my days. So does she. Her first marriage started at age 17 (4 months before her birthday) and ended just after she turned 19. She only lived with the husband about 3 months on and off because she couldn't stand him bringing mistresses home, ordering her to make coffee for them, and having sex in front of her. Russian/Ukrainian apartments are small and intimate places in case you've never been in one. Now you know one reason a lot of women are looking for foreign husbands.

So, she fell in love with me practically after the first phone call, and I must admit that I had a tender spot in my heart for her as well about the same time. Rather like a "love at first sight" event although in our case it was over the Internet and telephone. Even though I speak pretty broken and mangled Russian, it has all worked OK. After the 2nd day with her in Ukraine, I gave her a piece of gold jewelry I had brought with me (no, not a diamond engagement ring) and asked her to marry me. She said "YES!" and dragged me back to the bed...

Two days later I met her folks. Another day after that we went back to her folks for supper and I asked if they would be against us marrying. They gave their approval and by some miracle, her dad found an already chilled bottle of champagne in the fridge. Her family does not drink, which means that a glass or two of wine with special meals is OK, but no more than that. I sure am glad that I put the effort into learning some Russian although I have to thank a certain Russian woman for motivating me to do that, even if that romantic fling did end in tears.

We had tea over at her English teacher's house (65 year old woman retired from teaching in school) and this woman showed me an album of several former students who married foreign men. She said that all but one were 15-16 years younger than there husbands and that was best because it makes a stronger relationship. I certainly do agree that two mature personalities have a better chance at a successful marriage than when one or both is immature. However, age is no guarantee of maturity.

I certainly wouldn't recommend this kind of whirlwind romance for everybody. It works for us because we both have strong religious beliefs. We are both ready to commit to each other and to ask for God's help when we need it, in other words, we are not arrogant people who want to do everything our own way. And we don't have a lot of hangups either as we discovered after an evening when we both suffered from diarrhea from eating too much ripe fruit on empty stomachs earlier in the day. Imagine a woman dressed to the nines, who has no hangups about running behind an apartment building and squatting behind a bush in the shadows when nature calls. And who has no hangups about washing her man's soiled underwear. In fact she washed some article of clothing every day in the tub in the apartment I had rented.

Thing is, I don't believe this woman is all that unusual. Lot's of FSU women abstain from sex for long periods because they have certain standards in men. Lot's of them have devout religious beliefs, especially in Ukraine. Lot's of them spend time in monasteries. Lot's of them are free of hangups, i.e. there were many well dressed women in tight-fitting skimpy miniskirts whose bra and thongs could be clearly seen through the thin clothing, wearing high heels and head scarfs, making the sign of the cross and bowing in devotion before icons. I met the young wife of a priest (maybe 20-22 years old) carrying her 3 month old child. My fiancee addressed her as Mother because the wife of a priest is like the mother of the flock. In the Orthodox church, sex is not bad, it is part of the "mystery" between a husband and wife, a gift to them from God.

On this and other russian women discussion boards I read an awful lot of commentary from men who see everything with their minds fogged by their own, mostly American, culture. And who fail to realise that these women are not Americans. They are also not stereotypes either. There is a lot of variety in their character, their desires, their abilities, but they DID grow up in a culture very different from western culture. Not just the Orthodox church, but the layer of pre-Christian "asian" folk culture, the strong influence of Communist social values. For the most part, those communist social values are good things and consistent with Orthodox religion. This has nothing whatsoever to do with the "communism" that McCarthy fought against or the inter-government wrangling between the west and the Soviet bloc. Please guys, get your shades off. Take that beam out of your own eye and try to see clearly what is out there.

And prepare to be on your very best behavior for the rest of your life. I can't even count the number of times I put out my hand to help my fiancee off or on a bus, or marshrutka, or up or down some steps, or across one of the many potholes in the road or the sidewalks, or around thistles when we took a walk across some wild steppe land. Everywhere we went, I kept an eye on the path and made sure that she was OK and guided her left or right. I asked if she was hungry or thirsty or if she needed a toilet. I gave her numerous massages, held her hand for hours and hours, even just sitting on a bus. I called her by sweet names, the Russian equivalent of sweetheart, darling, etc. In return she waited on me hand and foot, prepared all my food, took off my socks, massaged my feet and even washed me twice in the tub. In Russian culture, women learn how to show their affection towards a man, and if you don't see it, then you are chasing the wrong woman. And if you do see it, then you had darn well better do something about it because I heard many stories of girls in her town who had foreign men visit, but the guys never even tried to kiss them or have sex.

In the Orthodox religion, marriage starts when two people freely choose to marry. In other words, there is really no such thing as sex before marriage because if the man makes the move, and she accepts, it is a done deal. The church ceremony is just blessing the couple before God and the people.

Well, this may well be the last you hear from me because I now have some work ahead of me dealing with paperwork, not to mention daily phone calls and another visit or two. I may pop up once more if I find that there is something I forgot to mention. I'm writing this, partly to encourage men to open their minds, and partly to balance out some of the nonsense about "red flags", "rules of stone" and other stuff I have seen on these boards. By the way, she did, in a way, ask for money in about the 4th or 5th phonecall when she asked me to buy a cellphone for her son. I told her that we would look at phones in Ukraine because they are readily available. When I saw her old cell that displayed only one line of text message at a time I said I would buy her a new cell and she can give the old one to her son. Now she can see 3 lines of text message at a time which is good because we exchange half a dozen SMS per day.

It's time for me to be moving on to the rest of my life.

 

Stop it, you´re killing me...lol...wonder wich agency you own.....

[Elen]

wonder wich agency you own.....

 Nope I think "(s)he" is just a Fat Mistress of nunnery

[Bruno]

In the Orthodox church, sex is not bad, it is part of the "mystery" between a husband and wife, a gift to them from God.

Really !!! My ex-wife have always say me that sex or eat between the saturday midnight and the communion at the church sunday morning was prohibith... if you eat or have sex before the sunday office, you cannot receive the "body" and "blood" from Jesus Christus... So, it seem that she have maybe lie to me... Some specialist in the orthodox religion here ???

 

[Albert]

Bruno; there is nothing contradictory about gift of sex and abstaining at particular times.

But, anyway a couple of thoughts.

1) Perhaps this was just the gal's way of getting a bit of rest from your overactive sex drive.  But then I think you have mentioned before that it was she who had the high sex drive.

2) However a little rest between midnight of Saturday and church on Sunday morning doesn't seem like a lot of sacrafice.  If you had a station wagon or van you could go to it in the church parking lot right after church, and hardly lose any time at all.

[Bruno]

Bruno; there is nothing contradictory about gift of sex and abstaining at particular times.

But, anyway a couple of thoughts.

1) Perhaps this was just the gal's way of getting a bit of rest from your overactive sex drive.  But then I think you have mentioned before that it was she who had the high sex drive.

2) However a little rest between midnight of Saturday and church on Sunday morning doesn't seem like a lot of sacrifice.  If you had a station wagon or van you could go to it in the church parking lot right after church, and hardly lose any time at all.

my reply was more for a woman who abstaining during 10 year... 10 year abstaining from sex relation is possible... but no masturbation... a normal and natural process !!!

In my case, yes, she had high sex drive... in dating periode and holiday it was not a problem... but during the week, it was difficult more that one time day... i was working and i need 6 hours sleep minimum in the night

The orthodox church was only 15 minutes by foot from the home, so i can control myself...

My sex life don't know real problem ( until now :? )... i enjoy it like everybody... sex relation with woman are very easy... build a couple and family is a other problem... more complex... it seem that itstime have know great sex but now, it is need to see if this can lead to a strong love relation... i hope for him that it is not a story like i have know with Luda... great time together but no real wish to life together...

[corp]

why do I feel like I am reading a "Penthouse Forum" letter with this story?

I'll say this story crosses the line into draging a religion into the gutter to make a good story..... or not good story depending on your view.

The part where he claims now he will be so busy sending SMS's and doing K1 paper work that he probably won't be back tells you all you need to know about his unwillingness to keep the charade going.

The only real "Nun" in this story was the amount of truth "None".

[Michelangelo]

The only real "Nun" in this story was the amount of truth "None".

I agree...but why not have more fun with this story and double the pleasure?
 
TWO NUNS  
 
There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go! this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

[jb]

OMG~! That's as bad as the "Robotic Barber" story.