Ukrainian interpreter!I advise you to visit Kharkov!

[Yulianna]

Interpreting,translating,dating,searching for accomodation in Kharkov!Please,dont hesitate to contact me www.yulianna-interpreter.com

[Yulianna]

Dear foreigners!Dear men!I provide wonderfull interpreting in Kharkov;translatig,guiding,dating nice ukrainian women!Virtue is the main feature of my character!I  will become your reliable interpreter and good friend.Please,dont hesitate to contact me! WWW.YULIANNA-INTERPRETER.COM

[HiTech]

Yulianna:
I did some quick reading on your web sight. As your sight stands now, it is detrimental to you attracting English speaking customers do to your choice of words. It is very obvious English is not your first language and hence would reflect badly on your interpretation abilities.

HiTech

[JR]

Yulianna:
I did some quick reading on your web sight. As your sight stands now, it is detrimental to you attracting English speaking customers do to your choice of words. It is very obvious English is not your first language and hence would reflect badly on your interpretation abilities.

HiTech

I believe you mean "due" to your choice of words?

I don't see her site as that bad. Unless it is from a large corporation I never expect to see perfect English on foreign websites.

[kievstar]

I have a question on your car service - you say $20 usd an hour.  So if you drive me from Kharkov to Kiev airport it is only 140 usd (7 hours).  Is this correct?  What would you charge for a roundtrip pickup from the airport - for example pickup Friday night Kiev to Kharkov and return Monday morning to Kiev. 

[dazzler]

Just want to say that I know Yulianna personally because she has helped me with her interpreting services on my current trip to Kharkov.  Her English is really good and I even thought she was American when I 1st met her!  She is a lovely young girl with bags of energy and she is very good with different people of all ages.  I wouldn't hesitate in recommending her services.  I didn't know she had posted on this site so I want to personally welcome Yulianna to the board and wish her good luck

Now I will check Yulianna's website out!  I am sure there will be mistakes but I can personally say that when interpreting for me she was spot on

[possum]

I have two questions for you, Yulianna: 1. Why doesn't your website say how old you are?. 2. Do you know Mila the Interpreter? 

[possum]

Yulianna:
I did some quick reading on your web sight. As your sight stands now, it is detrimental to you attracting English speaking customers do to your choice of words. It is very obvious English is not your first language and hence would reflect badly on your interpretation abilities.

HiTech

Read the fake testimonials, they're a hoot!.

[TwoBitBandit]

Read the fake testimonials, they're a hoot!.

I agree, quite entertaining... and so obviously not written by native English speakers.

[AnastassiaAsh]

wow, the website link doesn't work already. I missed the fun. 

[possum]

wow, the website link doesn't work already. I missed the fun. 

The site mysteriously crashed right after I made my last comment..

[Tamara]

I am too late to see the website. 

[Yulianna]

 Good evening,dear Hiteck,JollyRats and everybody who thinks that I am a spammer or I"m not good in English!I dont wanna say the best words about me,how wonderful I am or smth like this.But I can tell one thing:I am young and very smart for my age,I know people's sycology and I know how to communicate with men,women....how to help,how to have a fun and the main thing is that I want to do so much for you!My English is nice,excellent by ukrainian standarts!I was the best student at school,university and English is what I like most of all!I really sorry if I wasn't commercial member on this website,..now I am!I just didn't know well how to use it...
 and know I'd like talk to Hiteck!As for  my testimonials..I actually  worked with this people and I asked them if I can make a testimonial up.They said it was ok because they were happy with my service.And I didn't realise how silly its looked until my friend from England explained that the testimonials must be written by the actual people! Anyway,thank you Hiteck that you have your own thinks as for my website and thanks to JollyRats for understanding me!
 P.S.I am a new person on this website but I have sufficiently experience to start it right now.Now you can see I am a real and if you have any questions you can ask! I'll be glad to answer:)

[Yulianna]

Now you can look throught my wesite, it works!It is ready.The testimonials were real and now it's also real. I just asked my clients to write it by themselves.

[TwoBitBandit]

dont
wonderfull
ukrainian (adjectives describing countries are capitalized in English)
wanna
sycology
standarts
wesite

Yulianna, I've studied Russian for a long time and my grammar is still atrocious.  So, I'll spare you a lecture on your butchery of the English language.  (...let he who has committed no sin cast the first stone.)  However, you can at least use a spelling checker if you're going to call yourself a professional interpreter.  It's so easy.

Please realize that "realise" is properly spelled with a Z.  The Americans fought a war with the British from 1775-1783 to settle this issue along with the spelling of several other words.  There is some false information on the internet claiming that war was over the right of the colonists to have fair representation in the British Parliament, but this is in fact false.  The war actually started when John Hancock, an American politician, sent a proclamation to King George which said, "Will His Dumbass Majesty stop spelling civilized with an s?"  You're not going to win any points with Americans if you spell realize or civilized with an s.  It's just not civilized.

[Yulianna]

dont
wonderfull
ukrainian (adjectives describing countries are capitalized in English)
wanna
sycology
standarts
wesite
 1)don't
 2)wonderful
 3)want
 4)psycology
 5)standard
 6)website  And I know all this words!I just wrote it quickly and made some mistakes.

[UTRO]

It's a tough audience Yulianna

[Aloe]

i really hate to be negative, but based on her translation in another topic, i would NOT recommend anyone use her services, very poor quality translation, sometimes to the point of saying something else than the russian person is saying. I know my english isnt perfect either (and yes i do skip apostrophes, write "wanna"/"gonna", miss articles and conjunctions here and there), but i am not selling my services as an interpreter, and its very clear that her english is not good enough to be an interpreter. I only say this because i would hate a good guy and a good girl to not get along on an otherwise perfect date because of a bad interpreter

[SANDRO43]

4)psycology

It's psycHology, BTW.

I agree with what others remarked, the level of your English, at least in writing, is not quite up to translator/interpreter standards yet - I was one myself a long time ago, when in my 20s.

[Yulianna]

Darren Pitman, Sheffield
"I met Yulianna by chance. That's a story in itself. We stayed in touch and I was glad we did because on my fourth trip to Kharkov I decided to give Yulianna the chance to interpret for me when meeting some girls for dating purposes. I knew that Yulianna's command of the English language was exceptional because I had met her 1 year previous. It is amazing how well she knows English. I remember thinking she was a native English girl at first, but her good looks gave the game away. She is incredibly energetic and has a natural feel good factor which makes her very easy to be relaxed with so the girls we met felt comfortable with her:) Yulianna has a very promising future as an interpreter and I can wholeheartedly recommend her without any hesitation. This girl can help you. She understands Ukraine girls and knows a lot about relationship issues. You will not be disappointed with her and you will make a good friend in the process:)"

Lee Smith, Reading
"I had been corresponding with a couple of girls through an internet dating site.  1 was from Kharkov and 2 were from Poltava.  Unfortunately, it didn't work out with them so I decided to try a couple of marriage agencies in Kharkov.  At the same time, I met another man who was using Yulianna's services and he recommended I try her.  She ran a newspaper advert for him and it was successful so I decided to try it too.  Now I am glad I did!  Through the newspaper ad, I met so many nice girls and overall I was very happy with Yulianna's services.  Her English is superb and she is a really wonderful person to be around.  Whenever I felt down she would soon pick me up.  Her knowledge of Kharkov is superb and she made me feel so welcome in the city.  She even told me where the night clubs were and which ones were the best!"

[Stirlitz]

i really hate to be negative, but based on her translation in another topic, i would NOT recommend anyone use her services, very poor quality translation, sometimes to the point of saying something else than the russian person is saying. I know my english isnt perfect either (and yes i do skip apostrophes, write "wanna"/"gonna", miss articles and conjunctions here and there), but i am not selling my services as an interpreter, and its very clear that her english is not good enough to be an interpreter. I only say this because i would hate a good guy and a good girl to not get along on an otherwise perfect date because of a bad interpreter

Well, it happens all the time anyway with agency terps whose Engish is worse than my Ukrainian, so what does it matter?

(Just for the record, I can hardly speak Ukrainian, lol).

[Boethius]

In the translations here, the only place I noted Yulianna could improve was in the use of idioms (e.g. - "Banging your head against the wall" - yes, it is a common expression in English, despite the fact some of Yulianna's critics also didn't know this).  I highly doubt that this lack of expertise would have an effect on translating F2F meetings.

[Aloe]

In the translations here, the only place I noted Yulianna could improve was in the use of idioms (e.g. - "Banging your head against the wall" - yes, it is a common expression in English, despite the fact some of Yulianna's critics also didn't know this).  I highly doubt that this lack of expertise would have an effect on translating F2F meetings.

why would you pay for not so high quality service, when you can get higher quality service from people who actually have an interpreting degree or just know english better, probably at the same price? At some point in that conversation she actually translated a sentence with a complete opposite meaning, i dont know if it was a typo, but still pretty careless. She said "she can judge me", instead of "she cant". If you translate something, you should bother to check you dont have typos that give a sentence an absolutely different meaning

[Mila]

Hi Yulianna! Nice to see you here Very unexpected, i may say I thought you were a singer? One of my clients mentioned to me before that you were singing and you told me once. Interesting.... Never thought that people who didn't even study to be a linguist/interpreter or translator can work in  this field Well, wish you luck!

[Stirlitz]

Well, I did not study, for one but I do work. I mean I never went to a college and did not get a university degree in interpreting; all I have is a certificate from a state language school, but that’s not university and for some people does not qualify as a sufficient proof of interpreting abilities because you have to have a 'higher education' (that is a degree). But I studied a lot on my own and got a lot of practice and that is much better than a college in my view. So it depends. Practice makes perfect. Again, I dare point out that too many agency interpreters who do or did study to actually be ones can hardly put two English words together without a blunder. So… it depends.