Could this friend have a crush on me

[Gator]

I believe I already know what this guy eats when he is hungry.

Lakecreek, "this guy" is a Russian woman.  And she is giving you a clue. 
 
Next time you see your Russian woman friend, step forward like a man and take it to the next level.  Don't take a huge bite, just a nibble.  Then stop. 
 
Please come back and tell us what happened.  We promise to be helpful among other things.     

[ML]

   Don't take a huge bite, just a nibble. 

Given some of the prior posts in this thread, along with his professed inexperience, this could be misinterpreted by him and lead to more than he could chew.

[ghost of moon goddess]

Hopefully he will follow the guidelines of proper dining etiquette - cutting only enough food for the next mouthful and chewing with his mouth closed 

[OmegaSupreme]

Something says this course would best be chewed with the mouth open.

[Muzh]

Mmmm...
 

[JR]

My friend says she like me and I say no she does not but then sometimes I think she do. However, I don't think she does. Now the question you guys are wondering about is what I think of her. If it turns out that she does have something for me, then I wouldn't mind giving her a chance to see where this could head.
 
 
You're right, she doesn't have a thing for you cuz she's already given you all the clues you need yet you still remain clueless....
 
She's got something for you alright, it's called an education...
 
Dude, why the hell are you here telling us about this? What do our "opinions" mean? GO DO WHAT YOU WANT!
 
Better yet, next time you see her, go straight up to her, place one hand on the small of her back, the other on her cheek, pull her close to you and give her a real kiss. At that moment everything will become crystal clear to you.
 
Now, who's willing to bet the above won't happen? What're the odds...any takers?

[lakecreek]

Grab her and kiss her? If I do that I know I'm asking to get socked hard. Have you guys seen Dark Angel with Jessica Alba playing as Max, in that one episode this guy says you take the middle and I take the top. Then she says no you take the floor pal, and gives him an upper cut to the chin and KO his a** out!

That very same thing of me grabbing this Russian lady and doing that and I might find myself with an icepack on my jaw. lol

If its a Chinese woman I can steal one but with a Russian, that ain't gonna happen unless she wants that attention.

[GQBlues]

Grab her and kiss her? If I do that I know I'm asking to get socked hard. Have you guys seen Dark Angel with Jessica Alba playing as Max, in that one episode this guy says you take the middle and I take the top. Then she says no you take the floor pal, and gives him an upper cut to the chin and KO his a** out!

That very same thing of me grabbing this Russian lady and doing that and I might find myself with an icepack on my jaw. lol

If its a Chinese woman I can steal one but with a Russian, that ain't gonna happen unless she wants that attention.

Yup! You got me convinced Dude... So take a picture of her and have at it on your own time then. That should last, at least, until forever.


Maybe you can still be a virgin until your 40 years old and make movies with Jessica Alba.   

[Faux Pas]

Grab her and kiss her? If I do that I know I'm asking to get socked hard. Have you guys seen Dark Angel with Jessica Alba playing as Max, in that one episode this guy says you take the middle and I take the top. Then she says no you take the floor pal, and gives him an upper cut to the chin and KO his a** out!

That very same thing of me grabbing this Russian lady and doing that and I might find myself with an icepack on my jaw. lol

If its a Chinese woman I can steal one but with a Russian, that ain't gonna happen unless she wants that attention.

Have you never been socked hard before either? Grow yourself a "pair" there guy. If she does lay one into you, at least you got the kiss and your question answered, right? No risk, no reward. Of course there is always the next episode of Dark Angel, a pack of sugar cookies, massage oil and thou. 

[ML]

Grab her and kiss her? If I do that I know I'm asking to get socked hard. Have you guys seen Dark Angel with Jessica Alba playing as Max, in that one episode this guy says you take the middle and I take the top. Then she says no you take the floor pal, and gives him an upper cut to the chin and KO his a** out!

That very same thing of me grabbing this Russian lady and doing that and I might find myself with an icepack on my jaw. lol

If its a Chinese woman I can steal one but with a Russian, that ain't gonna happen unless she wants that attention.

Hey, we tried to tell you that this woman WANTS the attention from you.

And there are great techniques to avoid getting socked in the jaw,  or anywhere else.

For instance, approach from the backside, put your arms around her and kiss her on the back of the neck, or on the ear.  Then, let loose of her and quickly run around behind a desk or some such.

Then, depending on her reaction and actions, you can either approach her again, or run out the back door.

But if you try the ear kiss, don't use tongue, unless you have a condom handy.

[lakecreek]

Okay you guys I think its pretty clear to me what she aiming for. You guys and my friend seem to be all on the same road.

But if you try the ear kiss, don't use tongue, unless you have a condom handy.

I always hear about the ear. Does it really lead into intimacy?

[Muzh]

Okay you guys I think its pretty clear to me what she aiming for. You guys and my friend seem to be all on the same road.


I always hear about the ear. Does it really lead into intimacy?

There's nothing more erotic than to dig someone's earwax with your tongue.

[BC]

There's nothing more erotic than to dig someone's earwax with your tongue.

I will keep my mouth shut as to where this discussion is leading...

[Daveman]

I will keep my mouth shut as to where this discussion is leading...

Ahhh, don't be earritated... they're just talking some earotica... 


but kinds gives me an earie feelin'.

[lakecreek]

LOL. I got it what is going on. But seriously, I think majority of Russian women do not believe in premarital sex so I don't have worry that she may go wild on me.

So I guess it should be safe when I spend the night at her apartment next weekend.

[BC]

LOL. I got it what is going on. But seriously, I think majority of Russian women do not believe in premarital sex so I don't have worry that she may go wild on me.

So I guess it should be safe when I spend the night at her apartment next weekend.

Absolutely....

p.s.
Don't forget lunch baggies or cellophane wrap.

[lakecreek]

Absolutely....

p.s.
Don't forget lunch baggies or cellophane wrap.

I'm not planning to do anything with this woman. I will be in a different bed.

[Spoon]

LOL. I got it what is going on. But seriously, I think majority of Russian women do not believe in premarital sex so I don't have worry that she may go wild on me.

So I guess it should be safe when I spend the night at her apartment next weekend.

I have been to Kazakhstan. The girls are clean. They are nice. High Five.

[Muzh]

I'm not planning to do anything with this woman. I will be in a different bed.

Your loss, you fool. 

[Misha]

But seriously, I think majority of Russian women do not believe in premarital sex

Why do you think this?!?  Sorry to disappoint you, but this is not true.

[Gator]

LOL. I got it what is going on. But seriously, I think majority of Russian women do not believe in premarital sex so I don't have worry that she may go wild on me.

   Majority?!  Change that to small minority.   I would guess virgins are as rare in the FSU as virgins in America.   Maybe there is a Tina Tebov in the FSU.

So I guess it should be safe when I spend the night at her apartment next weekend.

That is a huge step.  Who suggested this?
 
Do you know there is a small sect within the FSU who believe they must sacrifice virgins to appease   Бог большие деньги.
 
Be very careful. 
 
 
 

[Gator]

Lakehead,

In the past a few members have pulled a prank on us.  They post under a new name a crazy, incredulous story.  Frankly, I place your story in this category. 

However, if you are serious, you need to convince us because if your story is the truth you need some advice.

[mies]

Mmmm...
 

mmmmmmm......salo!!! 

[mies]

guys, let him be. Apparently he cannot give the RW what she needs 


P.S. and by "what she needs" of course I mean mutual understanding 

[lakecreek]

I'm going go see her this weekend and spending the night was me and her idea. Maybe I will take her to this Russian restaurant I know maybe she show me a dish or two. Some of the replies is really suggesting me to get it on with her, I'm sexually inexperience. She is good looking no doubt I find her attractive but I do have wait when she is ready if it goes that direction. Then if it does happen then I will have to tell her I'm a virgin because "the i dont know what I'm doing" will show. Secondly, I'm sure I won't last long either, probably finish in 60 seconds. But for now I will see and take her out to eat and do something fun.