Jonny's bar, Odessa

[It worked for me]

Hi all.

Happy to meet you all,

I run a small bar in Odessa and welcome all visitors,

we have a bunch of American guys and some Italians who always pop in,

if you fancy a cheap pint let me know, its great here and the ladies are stunning !

 

[Muzh]

Hi all.

Happy to meet you all,

I run a small bar in Odessa and welcome all visitors,

we have a bunch of American guys and some Italians who always pop in,

if you fancy a cheap pint let me know, its great here and the ladies are stunning !

I'll keep you in mind next time I visit UA. You mind if I bring the wife?

[It worked for me]

the more the merrier dude !

how long you guys been together now?

[Muzh]

Thirteen years.

[CDW]

Hi all.

Happy to meet you all,

I run a small bar in Odessa and welcome all visitors,

we have a bunch of American guys and some Italians who always pop in,

if you fancy a cheap pint let me know, its great here and the ladies are stunning !

But I am a British guy!! 

[CDW]

Where about in Odessa?  That famous street? .... I forgot what it is called.....I haven't been to Odessa for 4 or 5 years

[SANDRO43]

But I am a British guy!!

Disqualified .

[Hammer2722]

Deribosovskaya!

[CDW]

Deribosovskaya!

Yes this one, thanks.   I knew something beginning with a 'D'

[Ludmila]

"quo"and the ladies are stunning ! "
Marriage to an average AM looking for a wife is the last thing on "Stunning" ladies' mind.

[Anotherkiwi]

"quo"and the ladies are stunning ! "
Marriage to an average AM looking for a wife is the last thing on "Stunning" ladies' mind.

Don't burst the dream bubble, Ludmila!  Have you forgotten that RWs' straight talking is not allowed on this particular topic? 
 
and Jonny: 
 
Good to have you on board.  Now, if only I had known about you when I was in Odessa...
 
P.S.  I don't drink alcohol - do you do free shots of lemonade? 

[Chelseaboy]

Very well said Ludmila 

[CDW]

Jonny, when I find a woman, I hope to go to Odessa again, but I am not going to look for a woman from Odessa. 

[Olly]

but I am not going to look for a woman from Odessa.

Why?

[It worked for me]

You are all welcome yes, lemonade and all !

Interesting that one lady here can speak for all of the countrys ladies ?

hmmmmm

"quo"and the ladies are stunning ! "
Marriage to an average AM looking for a wife is the last thing on "Stunning" ladies' mind.

hmmmmm again.

[Ludmila]

One lady CAN opine ( as she did up the thread),  because she wasn't bor last night ( although, possibly, at night).
I can amend my post and make it politically correct ( exclusively for the purposes of improvement of relations between Downing St.10 and the Kremlin), if you wish : the ladies who frequent this bar are stunning, as a rule are marriage material because they are, with very few exceptions, prudes, altruistic, frequently wear glasses because they  burden their eyesight by reading late into the night, of drink lemonade and show vigorous interest in English traditions.
Therefore, they are reasonably inquisitive and would like to learn as much as they can. Especially, about the English traditions, namely ( as an example), whether any changes have occurred lately in Britain in the area of application/throwing slippers at their husbands, when wives get mad at them-- as compared with how it is described in Bernard   Shaw's Pygmalion. The ladies want to relieve their future English husbands of occasional embarassment that occurred due to lack of update on the subject ( to avoid  the famous English  stiff lip/a raised brow of  LOCAL ladies). Or, as they're sipping their lemonade, they can often be found practicing the Scotish brogue ( for future trips to Scotland--  ah, my heaRRRt's in the Highland a-chasing the deeRR).
Bloke, don't cry, you don't know your happiness ! I ahve ALREADY made such a great advertising to your business !
Oh, yes, the beer's the real thing, no kidn', folks ! You know what I'm talkin' bout!

[Ludmila]

 

[Slumba]

"quo"and the ladies are stunning ! "
Marriage to an average AM looking for a wife is the last thing on "Stunning" ladies' mind.

I don't know about stunning, but even the "not as stunning" FSUW have impressed me.

And they seem to have liked me enough to continue communicating with me. 

Maybe there is some kind of woman, interested in migrating to a country and being with a man, who will be kind, gentle, a good father.  Then she can live in a country where women are treated with respect and have a man who treats her with respect. 

Is that something that might be on a "stunning" lady's mind?

[Chelseaboy]

Unlikely,if she's frequenting a bar in Odessa.
 
But of course,some people win the lottery,so anything is possible. 

[It worked for me]

Dear Ludochka,

i really have no idea what your talking about ??




think you need to get out more luv

Ps i thought forums were for good and relavent content to help people, not for sideswiping each other? Can we move on please ))

[ghost of moon goddess]

Why?

The mainstream of RWD experts: avoid visiting Odesa, as the local women always confuse the "Take me to the Moon!" with the "Take me for a ride!" 

[Olly]

The mainstream of RWD experts: avoid visiting Odesa, as the local women always confuse the "Take me to the Moon!" with the "Take me for a ride!" 

I see 

[Ludmila]

Quote"Dear Ludochka,

i really have no idea what your talking about ??




think you need to get out more luv

Ps i thought forums were for good and relavent content to help people, not for sideswiping each other? Can we move on please ))" Dear Englishman,Please, relax and sleep peacefully. There's nothing wrong with you promoting your business ( actually it's good, and you deserve respect : at least, you're not living on the government cheque).Forums are to help people, and this is exactly what my posting was for -- to caution inexperienced guys searching for a wife. Beer bars in Odessa (and in any other city for that reason) are , typically,  places to pick up a girl for entertainment, not marriage  ( there may be exceptions).As to you having no idea what I am talking about, I cannot help you, sorry. Wiki the words Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion, Downing st 10, Kremlin, etc, and chances are you will figure out what my post was about.From America With Love 

[Shadow]

Then she can live in a country where women are treated with respect and have a man who treats her with respect. 

Is that something that might be on a "stunning" lady's mind?

Why would she want to live in China?

[CDW]

Quote"Dear Ludochka,

i really have no idea what your talking about ??




think you need to get out more luv

Ps i thought forums were for good and relavent content to help people, not for sideswiping each other? Can we move on please ))" Dear Englishman,Please, relax and sleep peacefully. There's nothing wrong with you promoting your business ( actually it's good, and you deserve respect : at least, you're not living on the government cheque).Forums are to help people, and this is exactly what my posting was for -- to caution inexperienced guys searching for a wife. Beer bars in Odessa (and in any other city for that reason) are , typically,  places to pick up a girl for entertainment, not marriage  ( there may be exceptions).As to you having no idea what I am talking about, I cannot help you, sorry. Wiki the words Bernard Shaw, Pygmalion, Downing st 10, Kremlin, etc, and chances are you will figure out what my post was about.From America With Love 

Jonny wasn't trying to promote his business here.  He, simply, wishes to welcome us to drink in his bar, and to let us know that there is an English-speaking bar!