USA Seeks to Join Russian Federation

[die_cast]

I find this very funny... 

Fed up with their nation’s corrupt, mendacious, ineffectual leadership, a group of Americans is seeking to join the Russian Federation...

[Barnes]

Is that really how it goes down there?
I wish I could vote for him.

[Anotherkiwi]

This is the bit I found absolutely hilarious:

Even today, Sarah Palin can look out her window across the Bering Strait, see the glittering lights of Vladivostok

I'll allow him SOME poetical licence, but seeing Vladivostok from Alaska?  Good luck with trying that...

Sarah Palin can sigh longingly, wishing she were over there in a civilized country, where an ignorant hick like her wouldn’t stand a chance of getting elected dogcatcher.

...but  where she could probably end up in the Duma without trying too hard! 

[Muzh]

die_cast, all it means is that we have neo-nazis in the USA too.

[Maxx2]

I find this very funny... 

I do too!

Supporters of the Russian and would-be American president are already printing millions of bumperstickers reading: “Putin for President: At Least He’s Competent.”

There is a lot more truth in there than most people know.

And let’s not forget that Bohemian Grove, where America’s criminal oligarchs meet annually to plot their plunder, is on the Russian River. Wouldn’t it be great if Putin sent a battleship up that river and arrested all those guys?”

Most people would never believe that every June leaders from all over the Western world meet at grove of Redwood trees and watch the occult ceremony of the "sacrifice of care" to 40 foot stone owl called Moleck.