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« on: November 29, 2019, 04:32:29 PM »
 How do we know that Adam and Eve were Soviet citizens? They had one apple between the two of them, they had no clothes, and they believed they were living in paradise.

Why do the KGB thugs always walk around in threes? One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.

http://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/11/russian-jokes-tell-deeper-truths-about-putin-and-trump/602713/
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Re: Russian Humor
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2019, 04:41:03 PM »
Quote from: Grumpy on November 29, 2019, 04:32:29 PM
How do we know that Adam and Eve were Soviet citizens? They had one apple between the two of them, they had no clothes, and they believed they were living in paradise.

Why do the KGB thugs always walk around in threes? One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.

http://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/11/russian-jokes-tell-deeper-truths-about-putin-and-trump/602713/

We know that Adam and Eve were Soviets because God said
here is a woman.................. now chose your wife.

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Re: Russian Humor
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2021, 08:38:49 AM »
Quote from: JeffryMichl on May 06, 2021, 08:13:25 AM
Thank you for sharing your information. You described everything correctly. I fully support you.


Not sure I agree. These days, Eve, or even Adam, can categorically fall anywhere from the 160+ variations of gender specification. Call them by any other identity, you will be branded as 'racist' by CNN!
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Re: Russian Humor
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2021, 05:02:23 PM »
Quote from: Grumpy on November 29, 2019, 04:32:29 PM
How do we know that Adam and Eve were Soviet citizens? They had one apple between the two of them, they had no clothes, and they believed they were living in paradise.


I have a similar joke
How do you know that Adam and eve were in the Soviet union?
God made a woman and then said
"Now choose your wife"
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