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Author Topic: You'll know of Intl. Ladies Day, but did you know today is Intl Blondes' Day ?  (Read 538 times)

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Yup, it's true ...

I got told off for not congratulating SC on this (apparently) important day in the calendar..

For those of you who are 'behind' Europe in time, you can surprise your blonde wife / partner / gf and not be in 'the doghouse' ;)





http://whatnationaldayisit.com/day/Blonde/
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Yup, it's true ...

I got told off for not congratulating SC on this (apparently) important day in the calendar..

For those of you who are 'behind' Europe in time, you can surprise your blonde wife / partner / gf and not be in 'the doghouse' ;)

http://whatnationaldayisit.com/day/Blonde/

I'm truly sorry for you, man. Sincerely.
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1. Because of 'man', global warming is causing desert and arid areas to suffer long, dry spell.
2. The 2018 Camp Fire and Woolsey California wildfires are forests burning because of global warming.
3. N95 mask will choke you dead after 30 min. of use.

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Stop talkin' to yourself !
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Stop talkin' to yourself !

I am truly sorry, dude. Words can’t begin to express how truly sorry I am for you. Sad story you keep sharing on the board really.
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1. Because of 'man', global warming is causing desert and arid areas to suffer long, dry spell.
2. The 2018 Camp Fire and Woolsey California wildfires are forests burning because of global warming.
3. N95 mask will choke you dead after 30 min. of use.

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Very kind of you ..
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Of course. Anytime.
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1. Because of 'man', global warming is causing desert and arid areas to suffer long, dry spell.
2. The 2018 Camp Fire and Woolsey California wildfires are forests burning because of global warming.
3. N95 mask will choke you dead after 30 min. of use.

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GQB was clearly bored and in a bad mood, this morning..
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GQB was clearly bored and in a bad mood, this morning..

Why would you say that? I actually was in a great mood when I woke up. But when I read your sad post, it very nearly broke my heart, man. I felt so, so bad for you. I really did. You just can't seem to win for losing...

My heart goes out to you, bro in more ways than one  :(

I mean that!
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1. Because of 'man', global warming is causing desert and arid areas to suffer long, dry spell.
2. The 2018 Camp Fire and Woolsey California wildfires are forests burning because of global warming.
3. N95 mask will choke you dead after 30 min. of use.

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 International blonde jokes day....Got any?

“How do you drown a blonde?”?--- put a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

How do you make a blonde laugh tomorrow?---     Tell her a joke today.

Two blondes are walking in the park and come up on a set of tracks One blonde says I think these are bear tracks, the other blonde argues they are deer tracks.. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
     
 The longest six years in a blonde's life----The fifth grade.
Enough...sorry.. couldn't help it :popcorn:
Facts do not cease to exist just because they are ignored.  -Aldous Huxley

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There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones.
Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him
-"Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head". So the barber was sure not to.
The next time, the blonde said the same thing
-"Do not knock the headphones off my head".
The barber again, did what he was told. The third time she went, she told the barber again
-"Don't knock the headphones off my head", this time though, the barber accidentally knocked them off.

As soon as the headphones fell off, the blonde dropped to the floor unconscious.
The barber picked up the headphones and listened, and this is what it said
-"Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."



A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.
A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented:
-"You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered,
-"No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

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I particularly liked the first one  :thumbsup:
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Two blondes are walking on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other: "How do I get to the other side?". After a few minutes of looking puzzled the other replies"You are already there".
No it is not a dog. Its really how I look.  ;)

 

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