I slept with my wife and caught crabs!!! not clickbait!! photo included!!!!

[krimster2]

I slept with my wife and then CAUGHT CRABS!!!!

YUP!
a weird little crab that I have NEVER seen before in Texas waters!
maybe 1.5 inches long, reddish legs and green shell
I caught a few in my hand and put them in a cup...
then I showed them to my girls and let them go

weird little crabs...
huh? what? you thought WHAT???
OMG! R U SERIOUS?????

here's a pic of me for all the ladies out there!
grrrrrrrr......
this is the kinda American Man you Russian ladies USED to be able to catch, but probably not anymore due to Covid-19

I'm too sexy for my hat
too sexy for my hat...
whatcha think about that?

PS
for no particular reason, as a BONUS to the first 100 people reading this post...
I am including ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE...
an illustration I recently did for "Tomb Raider Trump Land"
a post apocalypse video game game based on real events that happen 10 years in the future, in what's left of Texas