ahhh these rookie scammers

[Jack]

Poor new scammer, has a lot to learn.



----- Original Message -----
From: "Jack Bragg" >
To: <evgenya2006@safembox.com>
Sent: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 11:56 AM
Subject: Re: Hi dear friend!


> Evgeniya, you write me, Hello dear friend.  Don't you think you should write
> "Hello Jack".
>
> Evgenya if your going to get into the business of trying to scam over the
> internet you have to take more time, you have to write the guys by there
> first name. And it's very important you get the man's first name correct.
> Look at the two e-mails you have sent me,...
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>
>
> Hello dear Frankie!
> You can't imagine how I am glad that you answered my letter.
> To tell the truth I waited it very much and very grateful for it.
> You know it's my first experience of acquainting with a man through
>
>
> Hello dear Marcus!
> You can't imagine how I am glad that you answered my letter.
> To tell the truth I waited it very much and very grateful for it.
> You know it's my first experience of acquainting with a man through
>
>
>
> So Evgeniya, you have to take a little more time and pay much closer   
> attention to the little details of you want to be a muti-millionaire scammer.
>
> Jack
>
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>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <evgenya2006@safembox.com>
> To: <             >
> Sent: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 8:01 AM
> Subject: Hi dear friend!
>
>
>> Hi dear friend!
>> Today again I have come to the Internet of cafe with hope to see your
>> letter.
>> But I was very strongly afflicted, because I with impatience wait for your
>> message.
>> Write to me please. Eugenya.
>>
>>
>

[Turboguy]

At least she got her own name right.  One of the scammers that was writing me signed most of her letters "Tamara"  and two of them Elvira.   

Then there was another scammer who wrote me using two different names saying they were from cities 1000 miles apart and sending the same photos.

[groovlstk]

My favorite was always when they wrote "Dear XXX" with XXX being my name and it was in a completely different font than the rest of the letter.

[Turboguy]

A million years ago I used to write some gals from the philippines through Cherry Blossoms.   It did not take too long for me to notice that all the letters started out the same.  Something like I will bet you are surprised to get a letter from so far away.   The next thing I noticed was I would get a few that in the upper right would say "actual date"   At first I thought it might be something peculiar about the way they wrote letters there.  These were all hand written by the way.  then I got one that had had written "actual date" in the top and then Insert actual name here" below it.  So obviously the reason the letters all started out the same was that Cherry Blossoms was giving them a sample letter to show them how to write to someone.  It did make me think later that the gals in Russia have a little more sense upstairs than the gals in the Philippines.

[PeeWee]

I am feeling left out. I would dearly love to receive a scam letter. Once in 5 years. She sent me a photo of Heidi Klum and was in love with me by the second email. By the third mail she wanted money for her mom who got injured in car accident. But that is it.

I would not mind having the opportunity to play one of these bimbos for a while.

Peewee

[TexasBoar]

Of the first six inquiries to my recent profile posting, one was a VERY obvious scammer ("will arrive to Columbus"  ??? . . . that's not in TEXAS . . .  ??? "November and have ticket . . . blah blah woof woof"), one, the first, was a very nice lady about 5-10 years older than I'm looking for, who I responded to respectfully, but negatively . . . three were my age or older, and simply unsuitable . . . one was a GUY. 

I think he might've been lost, lol.   

~Boar

[SANDRO43]

I am feeling left out. I would dearly love to receive a scam letter.

Well, then you should post your profile on My Beloved Net (http://www.mybelovednet.com), and you may receive a letter written by Yulya from Popasna (Ukraine), like the following :

From: smuglyn_ka@mail.ru
Subject: from Yulya
am happy that you are still interested in me after reading my profile. Hope you read it carefully. I am very passionate and sexy and I want to receive the same from you in return. But at the same time I am romantic. I like to sit under the moonlight at nights, and hold hands and talk and kiss, and I will touch you affectionately, and whisper sweet things in your ear as we stroll in the night air. To have candle light dinners. To dance close to each other as you will press me lose to you and tell you how much you want me. To swim naked together in the night, and when we finish, I will do whatever you want me to do to you, just tell me what you like best of all the wonderful things I will do for you to make you happy.... If you want to get to know more about my thoughts, I'll be waiting for your letter to my address: smuglyn_ka@mail.ru. Swarthy, Yulya.

P.S. : she's also working in Moscow (http://fei.ru/pages/ru/prostitutki/moscow/1036.htm)

[BC]

Sandro,

Is that picture on the other site 3d?

Scary......

[SANDRO43]

Sandro, Is that picture on the other site 3d?Scary......

No, but the OTHER site shows the photos she'll eventually send over when she feels a promising friendship is developing (1 or 2 letters later) .

[BC]

No, but the OTHER site shows the photos she'll eventually send over when she feels a promising friendship is developing (1 or 2 letters later) .

No, but the OTHER site shows the photos she'll eventually send over when she feels a promising friendship is developing (1 or 2 letters later) .

Sandro,

Those photos were the ones I was referring to.. especially the first one 

My 'popup blocker' obviously doesn't work for .jpg images..

[SANDRO43]

My 'popup blocker' obviously doesn't work for .jpg images..

How unfortunate .

Anyway, here's the not unexpected conclusion of our promising correspondence:

Subject: "Information"
Dear Sir, We are the firm which provides Yulia K. with the access to Internet computer and interpreter. Unfortunately her account is over and she can not reply to your letter. If you are interested we can send you information concerning our service and payment. We hope for our future cooperation. Best Regards, Translation service Director "Generation" John Alevick.

[TexasBoar]

My 'popup blocker' obviously doesn't work for .jpg images..

ROTFL!

That's gotta be one of the worst "enhancement procedures" I've ever seen.

~Boar

[Maverick Mikey]

Peevee are you the odd one out here then........i have had correspondence from 2 Russian scampers and a Nigerian scammer

[Durk]

      I have heard of lift and separate but that is ridiculous!! Nothing like having a couple of
balloons on your chest!

[ConnerVT]

I should know better, but I'll let the picture speak for itself...   

[Maverick Mikey]

Conner surely that is breaking some law.........even if its just the laws of physics

[SANDRO43]

Conner surely that is breaking some law.........even if its just the laws of physics

Not at all, can you not see she's inflating them with water from her bottle ?

[Turboguy]

It is amazing what can happen when you get a blockage in your urinary tract. 

[Maverick Mikey]

Not at all, can you not see she's inflating them with water from her bottle ?

I think someone with a pin could be quite dangerous to this woman?

[SANDRO43]

I have heard of lift and separate but that is ridiculous!!

Reminds me of an old joke (The Two Ronnies, ITV):

R1 : "They are selling a new bra,  SHEEPDOG."
R2 : "Strange name for a bra."
R1 : "Not at all : seems it rounds them up and points them in the right direction."

[aikorob]

I heard a slightly different version---from a rodeo clown years ago.

It is a "Rawhide Bra" (from the TV show)
 It rounds 'em up, and shoves them out.

[SANDRO43]

It rounds 'em up, and shoves them out.

Different words, same message. My quote dates back to 1971, when I was living in London, so it's probably earlier .

[jb]

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/rawhide.htm

[SANDRO43]

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/rawhide.htm

Well, since your link states :
Rawhide 1/9/1959 - 1/4/1966 CBS
then it appears the original source is there. Good digging, jb .

[prince_alfie]

Was that photo photoshopped?