Standards of showering/cleanliness required if you want an FSUW

[2tallbill]

Brits and French are probably the most famous for being smelly
(but not knowing it).

If you marry a woman from the FSU you need to shower every day
or at least in the evening before crawling in bed with them. If you
are not circumcised you need to double down on this. Smelling like
@ss and stinky feet is not an aphrodisiac for women to cause FSUW
to think about having sex with you.

Change your sheets/towels etc. Baby powder in your shoes, Sweaters
need to be cleaned more than once per season.

Just because some health or save the planet journal will tell you it's not
medically necessary, doesn't mean that you don't need to do it. 

I live in Texas, it gets really hot and sweaty here. Just because it's more
mild where you live doesn't mean that you shouldn't shower every day.

Your girl will want you to be clean and fresh, you are a man this is not
the 1800's get into a shower every day, use a back brush on your back
and your feet. Do not reuse shirts, socks or underwear from the previous
day!

Do you like oral s#x? Scrub Mr. Happy and your ass every day especially
immediately before you want it and you will have a very, very high success
rate when you ask for it.

FSUW quite frequently jump in the shower immediately before sex, why do
you think that is? In my view is because they want to be squeaky clean and
it helps them feel confident about themselves before and freaky gymnastics
that may occur soon after.

Half of Brits don’t shower daily and 13% don’t brush their teeth every day
http://metro.co.uk/2021/05/08/half-of-brits-dont-shower-daily-and-13-dont-brush-their-teeth-every-day-14543183/

[Trenchcoat]

Brits and French are probably the most famous for being smelly
(but not knowing it).

If you marry a woman from the FSU you need to shower every day
or at least in the evening before crawling in bed with them. If you
are not circumcised you need to double down on this. Smelling like
@ss and stinky feet is not an aphrodisiac for women to cause FSUW
to think about having sex with you.

Change your sheets/towels etc. Baby powder in your shoes, Sweaters
need to be cleaned more than once per season.

Just because some health or save the planet journal will tell you it's not
medically necessary, doesn't mean that you don't need to do it. 

I live in Texas, it gets really hot and sweaty here. Just because it's more
mild where you live doesn't mean that you shouldn't shower every day.

Your girl will want you to be clean and fresh, you are a man this is not
the 1800's get into a shower every day, use a back brush on your back
and your feet. Do not reuse shirts, socks or underwear from the previous
day!

Do you like oral s#x? Scrub Mr. Happy and your ass every day especially
immediately before you want it and you will have a very, very high success
rate when you ask for it.

FSUW quite frequently jump in the shower immediately before sex, why do
you think that is? In my view is because they want to be squeaky clean and
it helps them feel confident about themselves before and freaky gymnastics
that may occur soon after.

Half of Brits don’t shower daily and 13% don’t brush their teeth every day
http://metro.co.uk/2021/05/08/half-of-brits-dont-shower-daily-and-13-dont-brush-their-teeth-every-day-14543183/

A lot of what is said in the article about the British & French hygiene habits I think is generally true. I can't speak for the French but they are probably in a fairly similar position to us, namely that water costs and heating costs are high. Some properties in the UK still pay a monthly tariff for water but increasingly properties are on a water meter which means the more water you use the more you pay per water used, then the cost for heating the water.

Beyond the cost of hot water there is then the setup with houses here in the UK. Most houses in the UK aren't really set up with regular washing in mind. Most houses in the UK just still have a bathroom and that is it, along with kitchen and bedrooms. If you're lucky the Master Bedroom might have and ensuite toilet and if real lucky a shower with it. In general though few houses in the UK support easy get out of bed and have a shower situation. The more people in the household the more awkward it can be. I have extensively re-modeled my house as you know so that every bedroom here has an ensuite toilet which for a small house is not bad going. It's unusual for most UK houses though especially of this size.

So in general many people don't shower daily here to reduce the cost burden, in winter there is extra cost of heating the home and heating the home you've guessed it doesn't come cheap either. So it all adds up, if you want get undressed in a cold bathroom then it can be uncomfortable but heating it will cost more. So basically people economise and wash as far apart as possible 2-3 days up to a week even. Anything more than that is usually thought as too unhygienic even by most Brits. I think more could be done in the UK with regards to this subject and trying for a better washing situation but most Brits can't be arsed to replumb their house to make it easier for them to wash, etc.

Ukraine and probably Russia as I understand it gets cheap power from massive nuclear & hydroelectric plants so washing becomes a much cheaper thing to do there, our stuff is a fair bit smaller scale I think. I don't know how Ukraine will get on in the future though with their energy grid smashed long term and high inflation. Showering daily may fall out of favour there as a result maybe.

[2tallbill]

A lot of what is said in the article about the British & French hygiene habits I think is generally true. I can't speak for the French but they are probably in a fairly similar position to us, namely that water costs and heating costs are high. Some properties in the UK still pay a monthly tariff for water but increasingly properties are on a water meter which means the more water you use the more you pay per water used, then the cost for heating the water.

Beyond the cost of hot water there is then the setup with houses here in the UK. Most houses in the UK aren't really set up with regular washing in mind. Most houses in the UK just still have a bathroom and that is it, along with kitchen and bedrooms. If you're lucky the Master Bedroom might have and ensuite toilet and if real lucky a shower with it. In general though few houses in the UK support easy get out of bed and have a shower situation. The more people in the household the more awkward it can be. I have extensively re-modeled my house as you know so that every bedroom here has an ensuite toilet which for a small house is not bad going. It's unusual for most UK houses though especially of this size.

So in general many people don't shower daily here to reduce the cost burden, in winter there is extra cost of heating the home and heating the home you've guessed it doesn't come cheap either. So it all adds up, if you want get undressed in a cold bathroom then it can be uncomfortable but heating it will cost more. So basically people economise and wash as far apart as possible 2-3 days up to a week even. Anything more than that is usually thought as too unhygienic even by most Brits. I think more could be done in the UK with regards to this subject and trying for a better washing situation but most Brits can't be arsed to replumb their house to make it easier for them to wash, etc.

Ukraine and probably Russia as I understand it gets cheap power from massive nuclear & hydroelectric plants so washing becomes a much cheaper thing to do there, our stuff is a fair bit smaller scale I think. I don't know how Ukraine will get on in the future though with their energy grid smashed long term and high inflation. Showering daily may fall out of favour there as a result maybe.

Or more likely UK and Frenchy's might fall out of favor as a result maybe
among FSUW. Anyone who can't afford to shower daily then FSUW are too
expensive as well.

Showering daily may fall out of favour there as a result maybe.

When I first moved to North Dakota, I lived in a camp trailer Uk people call it
a caravan. I had heated water hoses connecting the trailer to the water, for
months at a time I didn't have hot water, so I had containers that I heated
up in the microwave and the stove. So I still cleaned myself every day. Then
at least twice a week, I went down to a place where I could take a
"Hollywood shower" for a dollar per minute, which I did at least twice
per week.

Not to mention is that I am 6-7 and the shower was 6ft tall. I had to squat to
take  a shower at all. That was not too much of a bother for me, because
showers are more important than a little bother or spending a few kopecks.

I had a friend of a friend who broke his leg and was going to leave North
Dakota, so I took over the lease on his house before Angel Eyes and Smiley
girl came to the USA. So there was never a day that they would have lived
in the trailer unless we decided to go camping somewhere.

I had been camping for 3 years every day in weather that got down to -40
-40F and -40C are the same so it gets really, really cold after 3 years of
camping I sort of lost interest in it somehow.

If you want an FSUW then my advice is to learn how to shower daily, brush
your teeth and wash your clothes. If you ask her she will tell you if something
needs to be washed, but if you have to ask the answer is probably yes.

Udachi!

Bill 

[Trenchcoat]

Or more likely UK and Frenchy's might fall out of favor as a result maybe
among FSUW. Anyone who can't afford to shower daily then FSUW are too
expensive as well.

When I first moved to North Dakota, I lived in a camp trailer Uk people call it
a caravan. I had heated water hoses connecting the trailer to the water, for
months at a time I didn't have hot water, so I had containers that I heated
up in the microwave and the stove. So I still cleaned myself every day. Then
at least twice a week, I went down to a place where I could take a
"Hollywood shower" for a dollar per minute, which I did at least twice
per week.

Not to mention is that I am 6-7 and the shower was 6ft tall. I had to squat to
take  a shower at all. That was not too much of a bother for me, because
showers are more important than a little bother or spending a few kopecks.

I had a friend of a friend who broke his leg and was going to leave North
Dakota, so I took over the lease on his house before Angel Eyes and Smiley
girl came to the USA. So there was never a day that they would have lived
in the trailer unless we decided to go camping somewhere.

I had been camping for 3 years every day in weather that got down to -40
-40F and -40C are the same so it gets really, really cold after 3 years of
camping I sort of lost interest in it somehow.

If you want an FSUW then my advice is to learn how to shower daily, brush
your teeth and wash your clothes. If you ask her she will tell you if something
needs to be washed, but if you have to ask the answer is probably yes.

Udachi!

Bill

I think that is definitely the case, a FSW who doesn't have a big hygiene thing is going to be a hard find, maybe a village girl but no assurances there as they probably have good running heated water too. It seems strange that FSW have such a high standard of washing when compared to us in the West as in general the FSU were much poorer than us even in their more prosperous times just before the war.

Odds are Ukraine will eventually get their hydrodams & power grid back again to provide frequent showering times again post war. Their nuclear plants still remain at least.

I think you are probably quite unusual with your caravan experiences Bill. You did well to keep it up as it couldn't have been easy and I think most would have let it drift a little with washing to avoid too much discomfort.

So in general I think that most people in the UK would need significant modification to their homes to comfortably take in a FSW, basically more than just a bathroom. Here in the UK we have some weird thing for all wanting to pile into one bathroom at the same time and then arguments and disaffection starting when it doesn't work out. Some hours even just have one toilet with the agonising situation of someone wanting to go to the toilet while someone else is still in the bath lol. Ensuite toilets to bedrooms like my house now has does ease the discomfort somewhat and help with the oral hygiene and hand washing at least. In theory a guy could wash hair in the sink but it may prove slightly uncomfortable. Anyway to all guys wanting a FSW having a place with good washing facilities is going to be paramount, the better it is in that front the more satisfied and happy your FSW is going to be

[2tallbill]

a FSW who doesn't have a big hygiene thing is going to be a hard find, maybe a village girl but no assurances there as they probably have good running heated water too. It seems strange that FSW have such a high standard of washing when compared to us in the West as in general the FSU were much poorer than us even in their more prosperous times just before the war.

Odds are Ukraine will eventually get their hydrodams & power grid back again to provide frequent showering times again post war. Their nuclear plants still remain at least.

I think you are probably quite unusual with your caravan experiences Bill. You did well to keep it up as it couldn't have been easy and I think most would have let it drift a little with washing to avoid too much discomfort.

So in general I think that most people in the UK would need significant modification to their homes to comfortably take in a FSW, basically more than just a bathroom. Here in the UK we have some weird thing for all wanting to pile into one bathroom at the same time and then arguments and disaffection starting when it doesn't work out. Some hours even just have one toilet with the agonising situation of someone wanting to go to the toilet while someone else is still in the bath lol. Ensuite toilets to bedrooms like my house now has does ease the discomfort somewhat and help with the oral hygiene and hand washing at least. In theory a guy could wash hair in the sink but it may prove slightly uncomfortable. Anyway to all guys wanting a FSW having a place with good washing facilities is going to be paramount, the better it is in that front the more satisfied and happy your FSW is going to be

Yes, most people couldn't handle North Dakota for a hundred reasons
living in camp trailers was the biggest reason. There were zero available
women. You could go to the store even Walmart and they might not have
anything resembling decent food. They had zero ethnic food when I lived
in my camp trailer near Watford City. We called our man camp Hooptyville.

When the temperatures went below zero, the exodus would begin. People
who didn't prepare would have all their water pipes and fittings broken.
They would suddenly be gone a couple days later. 

I am the oldest of 6 kids. I know all about waiting for a toilet. That is mostly
unrelated to showering. When I was a schoolboy, I showered three times per
day during basketball season. I showered before school, after PE and after
basketball practice. We staggered our morning shower times. 

I was going to buy steaks but Walmart didn't have meat other than hamburger
sausages and hotdogs. 

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