What a hoot & soooo TRUE!!!!

[Rvrwind]

Somebody finally found a way to express my feeling about the government albeit much gentler than I would!!!

Heaviest Element Yet Known To Science
This will explain a lot of the problems each of you have had. Seems that this new element exists practically everywhere, but because it is inert, no one recognized it until the major research institution was given a mega-dollar government grant to determine why everything slowed down
around governmental bodies.

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element.  A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named "Governmentium."  Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.  However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[SANDRO43]

Richard, as a once-chemist, ROTLF .

[Mamma D]

Now how do get the immigration department to shape up?

[ScottinCrimea]

They left out the influence of the element Corruptium.  Mixed with Governmentium and Administratium, it causes both of them to become enriched.

[SANDRO43]

They left out the influence of the element Corruptium.  Mixed with Governmentium and Administratium, it causes both of them to become enriched.

... and heavier still, of course .

Now how do get the immigration department to shape up?

Probably only through a fission reaction, reducing them to smaller and lighter elements .