Maxx's rules of marital success by "being the man" with a RW wife.

[Maxx2]

... now if I could just find a 'dollie' made in RU

Google will find you anything

Russian manufacturer:

http://www.anatomicaldoll.com/start_en.php?action=list&did=2

[Maxx2]

Daveman said

I like the way you think Maxx...

http://www.russianwomendiscussion.com/index.php?topic=12969.25

Perhaps now both of our reputations are ruined?  

I changed some in the 5 1/2 years since I posted this thread. I am less tense now as I am over my P.T.S.D. My position change would be to throw caution to the wind and let everything ride on the marriage to a woman I know I could trust. Nice to see some of these posts from members now long gone.

From the preceding page

[mies]

Maxx's rules of marital success by "being the man" with a RW wife.

http://books.google.com/books?id=0Et8YlNPbIgC&printsec=frontcover&dq=Men+Who+Hate+Women+and+the+Women+Who+Love+Them:+When+Loving+Hurts+And+You+Don%27t+Know+Why&hl=en&ei=bmc4TfXxBoG0lQem-aTJBg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CCMQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false

Read from page 57 onwards, and page 69 and onwards. Pretty much all of your "advices" are right there, discussed in detail.

[mies]

Policeman : Your wife have a arm broken, why have you hurt her ?
Men : I love my family, i have give food to the dog this morning !!!

BAD LOGIC

exactly. Woman complains that the man is cheater and liar, and the man responds "i spent money on you! and you continued speaking russian to your child even though i made a rule "English only".  

[Maxx2]

http://books.google.com/books?id=0Et8YlNPbIgC&printsec=frontcover&dq=Men+Who+Hate+Women+and+the+Women+Who+Love+Them:+When+Loving+Hurts+And+You+Don%27t+Know+Why&hl=en&ei=bmc4TfXxBoG0lQem-aTJBg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CCMQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q&f=false

Read from page 57 onwards, and page 69 and onwards. Pretty much all of your "advices" are right there, discussed in detail.

It's a feminist man hating book. I have found RW on these board with some exceptions do not see the subtle humor of posts like mine. This is strange as I know they are generally intelligent and come from a culture that is known for it's black humor. As example a RW I know told me a joke that she says is quite popular with Russians but appalls Americans. The joke she told me: "Two Russian women are sitting on a bench. A beautiful Russian women walks by. One Russian woman says to the other woman sitting next to her "She's so lucky. She's married, has a boyfriend and was raped last night". When she told me this joke I was a bit taken back. I seen nothing funny about it and the other Americans that she told the joke to acted like me which was amusing to her. She also told me about her Taxi ride to Tver from Moscow. Along side the road was a 'hit and run' victim with police all around. The taxi driver said to her "Oh that poor poor man.... If he gets caught he will be in big trouble".  Russian humor apparently has something in common with "Russian "service"" at least from a typical Westerner's perspective. Of course we have fans of Andrew Dice Clay so perhaps we have own version of Russian humor? But I have noticed Andrew's career has flatlined for the last 15 years so perhaps we don't.  

[mies]

It's a feminist man hating book.

so you approve behavior of men described in the quoted pages? Do you act in a same way yourself?  Or would you approve same behavior from a woman?

Btw, same author has few other books: about in-laws, money, children-parents, liars, obsessed people, and so on (http://www.susanforward.com/author.htm). Do you presume the author hates all of those people?  Have you been familiar with this author's works previously?

I bumped across this book accidentally, but you can find same ideas in many other books. You don't need to attach the "nametag" to a specific gender, you can see same traits in either man or a woman. I personally know both men and women of this sort. And irrespective of a gender, such behaviors are plain wrong.

I have found RW on these board with some exceptions do not see the subtle humor of posts like mine. This is strange as I know they are generally intelligent and come from a culture that is known for it's black humor. As example a RW I know told me a joke that she says is quite popular with Russians but appalls Americans. The joke she told me: "Two Russian women are sitting on a bench. A beautiful Russian women walks by. One Russian woman says to the other woman sitting next to her "She's so lucky. She's married, has a boyfriend and was raped last night". When she told me this joke I was a bit taken back. I seen nothing funny about it and the other Americans that she told the joke to acted like me which was amusing to her. She also told me about her Taxi ride to Tver from Moscow. Along side the road was a 'hit and run' victim with police all around. The taxi driver said to her "Oh that poor poor man.... If he gets caught he will be in big trouble".  Russian humor apparently has something in common with "Russian "service"" at least from a typical Westerner's perspective. Of course we have fans of Andrew Dice Clay so perhaps we have own version of Russian humor? But I have noticed Andrew's career has flatlined for the last 15 years so perhaps we don't.  

See, you read something that you don't like, and you immediately return with attack on "russian women who are otherwise intelligent but don't understand subtle humor".
- how do you know that I didn't get your subtle humor?
- how do you know that i was not humorous in my reply?
with all due respect.. i allow myself to keep my opinion about your advices.

and as a digression, I am imagining a person (of any gender) who is afraid of dogs and thinks dogs are dangerous and can bite. Therefore this person buys a dog (even though any other pet, or "no pet" options are available), and starts abusing the dog: keeps it all day in a tiny crate, makes up ridiculous rules, keeps the dog annoyed and stressed all the time, does not walk it, feeds it poorly, and shouts at it all the time. And tells amused neighbors "dogs are overall evil, but maybe just this one will turn out fine. But until the dog proves me it is a good dog - I will continue abusing it."
The only question: why would anyone like that would need to get a dog in a first place?!?

[GQBlues]

But I have noticed Andrew's career has flatlined for the last 15 years so perhaps we don't.  

OY, the Dice man...tough act! I used to chuckle at the assault he and Howard Stern were throwing at each other.

His serious run in with Dick Clark (told him to go *F* himself on live TV) and his memorable performance on MTV earned him a lifetime TV ban. Until of course that fateful show on CNN in '06. The transcript is posted on Rotten Tomatoes..

CNN interview transcript: "Stand-up Guy"

Host (Alan Chernoff): Let's talk a little bit about where your career has been --
Clay: (laughing in disbelief) I can't believe it, you know what I mean?
Host: You, of course, were a headline guy, and then --
Clay: I'm still a headline guy, you know what I mean?
Host: For a while you popped out, and now you're coming back (motioning a cycle with his hands) --
Clay: I'm coming back... (imitating the host - motioning a cycle with his hands) it's what I do...
Host: For a while you were actually... you were running a gym? Tell us about that.
Clay: (irritated) Running a gym?
Host: Weren't you running a gym at some point?
Clay: You're supposed to be a news guy, where are you getting your f***ng information?
Host: That's our research...
Clay: This is ridiculous. I come on CNN, and the guy don't even know what he's talking about. Go 'head.
Host: At no point were you running a gym?
Clay: No, no... running a gym? What, do you need a workout or something?
Host: Do you need to take a time out?
Clay: Jesus f****g Christ... with these guys. I come on the news for two seconds... an-and you want to say... every time I do an interview a guy wants to open his f****g mouth. Can't even do a little f****g routine here.
Host: Alright Andrew, thank you very much, we thought that you could hold back.
Clay: (removing microphone) You know? Go f**k yourself. You know what? F**k the whole f*****g network. (leaves)
Host: (to camera) Alright. We'll go back to talking about Art Carney.
Clay: (off camera) F****g jerk-off, a**hole guy. Half dead.
Host: And we'll be back in just a moment to fill you in on the Art Carney situation.


Alan Chernoff actually believed Andrew Dice was running a gym because his staff mistakenly thought Andrew Dice was someone else and fed him the material. LOL. This was on 'Live TV', man.

My college buddies and I saw him I think at the Icehouse in Pasadena (IIRC) a long time ago and we made sure we sat way back and in the darkest corner of the room, LOL.

[Maxx2]

I love you mies.

[Maxx2]

OY, the Dice man...tough act! I used to chuckle at the assault he and Howard Stern were throwing at each other.

His serious run in with Dick Clark (told him to go *F* himself on live TV) and his memorable performance on MTV earned him a lifetime TV ban. Until of course that fateful show on CNN in '06. The transcript is posted on Rotten Tomatoes..

CNN interview transcript: "Stand-up Guy"

Host (Alan Chernoff): Let's talk a little bit about where your career has been --
Clay: (laughing in disbelief) I can't believe it, you know what I mean?
Host: You, of course, were a headline guy, and then --
Clay: I'm still a headline guy, you know what I mean?
Host: For a while you popped out, and now you're coming back (motioning a cycle with his hands) --
Clay: I'm coming back... (imitating the host - motioning a cycle with his hands) it's what I do...
Host: For a while you were actually... you were running a gym? Tell us about that.
Clay: (irritated) Running a gym?
Host: Weren't you running a gym at some point?
Clay: You're supposed to be a news guy, where are you getting your f***ng information?
Host: That's our research...

He sure gets some people wound up. Remember that woman SNL cast member who quit when Clay was scheduled to be the host? I forget her name. The guy is really wild. I was thinking of posting film clip of him but I couldn't find anything that would pass around here.  
Clay: This is ridiculous. I come on CNN, and the guy don't even know what he's talking about. Go 'head.
Host: At no point were you running a gym?
Clay: No, no... running a gym? What, do you need a workout or something?
Host: Do you need to take a time out?
Clay: Jesus f****g Christ... with these guys. I come on the news for two seconds... an-and you want to say... every time I do an interview a guy wants to open his f****g mouth. Can't even do a little f****g routine here.
Host: Alright Andrew, thank you very much, we thought that you could hold back.
Clay: (removing microphone) You know? Go f**k yourself. You know what? F**k the whole f*****g network. (leaves)
Host: (to camera) Alright. We'll go back to talking about Art Carney.
Clay: (off camera) F****g jerk-off, a**hole guy. Half dead.
Host: And we'll be back in just a moment to fill you in on the Art Carney situation.


Alan Chernoff actually believed Andrew Dice was running a gym because his staff mistakenly thought Andrew Dice was someone else and fed him the material. LOL. This was on 'Live TV', man.

My college buddies and I saw him I think at the Icehouse in Pasadena (IIRC) a long time ago and we made sure we sat way back and in the darkest corner of the room, LOL.

I remember a woman SNL cast member who quit when the program refused to drop him as scheduled guest host. Man could he be wild. I tried finding a funny youtube clip of him but couldn't find anything that would fit this board's standards.

[Maxx2]

Maxx,

I truely hope your tongue was firmly tucked deep into your cheek as you wrote this.

jb was always known to be able to see things that others miss.

[GQBlues]

I remember a woman SNL cast member who quit when the program refused to drop him as scheduled guest host. Man could he be wild.

What was pretty funny about that CNN debacle was the fact anyone who knew of, or heard of the Dice man, knew the guy smokes like a chimmney. Alan believing he was running a gym made that even funnier. LOL.

But yeah, wild he was/is. Way over being edgy. I thought Richard Prior was a load during his heyday.

[mies]

I love you mies.

I love you too, Maxx.

[BC]

jb was always known to be able to see things that others miss.

Yeah, thank goodness he didn't use the plural..

That would have been cheeky.

[Maxx2]

What was pretty funny about that CNN debacle was the fact anyone who knew of, or heard of the Dice man, knew the guy smokes like a chimmney. Alan believing he was running a gym made that even funnier. LOL.

But yeah, wild he was/is. Way over being edgy. I thought Richard Prior was a load during his heyday.

It took me a few hours but her name came to me, Nora Dunn

Dunn made headlines in 1990 when she, along with original musical guest Sinéad O'Connor, boycotted an episode which was hosted by comedian Andrew Dice Clay because they found his misogynistic humor offensive. Since then, in addition to numerous feature film roles, she has gone back to television with recurring roles on Sisters from 1993–1996 and The Nanny from 1998–1999, as well as a guest-starring role in a two-part episode of The X-Files in 1998

I seem to remember the Dice man had to quit smoking because his heath was in danger. Heart problems I think. He definitely looks Type-A and hard to believe he will make it past 65.

[Maxx2]

Yeah, thank goodness he didn't use the plural..

That would have been cheeky.

I don't know what you mean but I do know enough that I probably don't want to. It can't be good.