Sending photos to Rus/Ukr ladies.

[Jack]

This is an important message to you newby's out there.

Sending photos to your favorite Russian/Ukraine ladies of your home, family, things you enjoy doing, are important HOWEVER one must be careful as to the type photos one sends these ladies.


Let's take your home, country dacha and resort home for example.


If your backyard swimming pool looks like this, don't send the photo!

[Jack]

If your hot water heater looks like this, don't send the photo.

[Jack]

If you might have small to mid-size rocks that could roll next to your home, or an occasional little rain storm, don't send photos like this.

[Jack]

If your flat, or storm shelter, looks like this, don't send photos.

[Jack]

If your new flat screen TV or riding lawn mower looks like these, don't send the photos.

[Jack]

If your country dacha or resort homes look like these, don't send photos.

[Jack]

If you might encounter these lovely pet's while out for a walk around your country dacha, don't send the photo.

[Jack]

Now let's talk about your family members.

Family photos are important HOWEVER if your aunt uses certain parts of her body as a cup holder, don't send the photo!

[Jack]

If your uncle's play horseshoe's like this, or your cousin cooks hot dogs in an unusual way, don't send the photos!

[Jack]

If your aunt prefers to do her own breast examines or your nephew works on his car with help of his pet, don't send the photo!

[Jack]

 

[Jack]

Car's.  Ahhh yes, photos of our car's. We all send them. HOWEVER if your car security system looks like this, DON'T send the photo!

[Jack]

If you do your own body repair work, don't send the photo!

[Jack]

If your work truck looks like this, or your mobile home looks like this, don't send the photo!

[Jack]

If you promise to buy her a car when she get's to America and it looks like this, don't send the photo.

[Jack]

Next, your leisure time. It's important to take photos of some of the things you enjoy doing HOWEVER  if your into extreme para-sailing, don't send the photo.

[Jack]

If your a hunter and sometimes you might catch some zzzzz's while hunting or you have a deerstand like this, don't send the photos!

[Jack]

And the last thing,...ex-wife's.

Never, never, never, never, never, never, NEVER, never, send photos of your ex-wife.

[jb]

Jack,

Just a guess,,, you found the "You might be a redneck" website.

[acrzybear]

And under NO circumstances should she meet your hunting partners

[Jack]

Jack, Just a guess,,, you found the "You might be a redneck" website.

Actually jb these photos, and another 20-30 which I was not so crazy about, were included in some of the 211 e-mails I received this morning. So thought I would put together this little humerous post.

[Rvrwind]

Yes,we deffinitely get some dandy's as well. I have considered posting some but figured some of those who sent them may be lurkers on RWD. Didn't want the grief. It just amazes me sometimes how stupid some people are.
The women for the most part get real nice photos done to show their best side & what we get from some of the men...well suffice to say if it is their best side they best stay home & start stalking sheep!! They'd have a far better chance of catching them.
Well done Jack!!!

[wxman]

What that woman hunter is carrying ain't hens! 

[Texas_Ag]

Which brings up an interesting point.  What do you suggest for getting professional quality photos done?  Most of the professionals around here work on the basis that any photo they take they own the copyright to and they will happily sell you prints, but absolutely won't give you the negatives or a digital copy.  Which is a problem since I want the quality of a professional but a digital copy is the only thing I'm really interested in.

[Randy]

Which brings up an interesting point.  What do you suggest for getting professional quality photos done?  Most of the professionals around here work on the basis that any photo they take they own the copyright to and they will happily sell you prints, but absolutely won't give you the negatives or a digital copy.  Which is a problem since I want the quality of a professional but a digital copy is the only thing I'm really interested in.

I got around that with a $120 Lexmark "All in one".  Just scan the prints into a digital image

Randy