12 Types of FSU women to avoid.

[Pike]

I saw the listing of the 12 types, shown below my own comments, on a travel related site and thought it was very relevant to this discussion board.

About 90% of my experience is with FSU women in the age range of 35 to 50 years old.  So my experience may differ substantially from that of men who are pursuing younger women.  I encounter most frequently type 1 and type 2 (except for the bride magazine part . . . and few were duds in bed) women in FSU.   Well actually, I guess the only part of type 2s that fit my experience is the “Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life.”

I have probably been with a lot of type 3 women re the ‘walking wounded’ concept, but haven’t noted the way this manifests itself, as described below.

Type 4s, I cut off relations with pretty quickly, so no real big problem there.  However, now that I re-read the words again, there have been many who “compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for ‘someone better’." Likewise the scowling face of type 5s and words of type 6s would mean we probably wouldn’t even get beyond correspondence, or at the most a first date.

Even though my age range would suggest a lot of type 7s, I really haven’t encountered them much.  Perhaps because my women are mostly highly educated professionals with fairly good paying jobs, most own their own apartments, etc.  Many of these are content to date and have long term relationships that do not involve marriage.  They are not that much interested in relocating to a western country, so don’t need the marriage angle.

I suppose most women have some type 8 blood, but I have only experienced it in small doses.  Haven’t encountered type 9s or 10s in my age range at all, but I expect those pursuing younger women find a container ship size load of them.

As for 11s and 12s, I don’t think there are hardly any of them in the 35-50 year old FSU women.  We did have one from Moscow that used to participate on this board, but she is now over on RWG, the last I noted.  But with younger FSU gals, we have two of them that regularly post here that fit very well into the 11 and 12 categories.  So I expect the younger FSU gals will become more and more like their western sisters in becoming almost perfect 11 and 12s.

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1- Miss Take:  She's out to spend your money -- pure and simple. Miss Take is the ultimate in high maintenance. She expects a man to finance her entire life just because she is biologically female. To her, a man should pay for drinks, dinners, trips, flowers, and jewelry, while she feels absolutely no guilt or compulsion to reciprocate. She is nothing but a whitewashed prostitute. Miss Take thinks her vagina is plated with gold and is worth a million dollars. She is greed personified. Since she has no concept of someone else's feelings, her only interest is in getting what she wants. And don't be fooled . . . some apparently very "nice" girls are the greediest of them all.

2- Miss Romance:  This type of woman lives in a fantasy world of Lifetime Channel movies and romance novels. Every night she goes home alone to spend hours flipping through her bride magazines, imagining that, at any moment, Prince Charming will ride up on his white horse, sweep her off her feet, and offer her a problem-free existence for the rest of her life. The Miss Romances of the world have been coddled by parents and family, told they are "Princesses," and have absolutely no idea that real life consists of paying bills and cleaning toilets. Miss Romance will expect to be taken care of, will be a dud in bed, and will, almost overnight, turn into a shrieking nag.

3- Miss Elusive:  This woman is closely allied to Miss Romance, but with a dark side. She is usually one of the "walking wounded" -- someone who has been hurt in past relationships and so subconsciously avoids or sabotages new relationships in the present. Your association with her will be one of utter frustration, as first she shows great interest in you, but very quickly runs away -- then repeats this cycle over and over again. Miss Elusive is the queen of mixed messages. She will flirt with you and date you, but you'll never get past "friend" status. What you will get is a million excuses for her unavailability, all calculated to deceive herself that she just doesn't have time for a relationship. Save yourself some heartache -- don't get involved with her.

4- Miss Insecure:  This woman seems great at the start because she's very nice, accommodating and treats men well. But her inner insecurities don't take long to surface. Pretty soon she's calling you 10 times a day, asking to see "where the relationship is going," or because she "just wants to hear your voice." She needs constant reassurance that she's attractive, and worries incessantly about her makeup, hair and the alignment of her clothes. She's clingy, needy and compulsively agonizes that you're going to leave her at any moment for "someone better." This kind of thing can get really creepy really fast.

5- Miss Bitch:  Miss Bitches are the sulkers, pouters and ball-busters of the female world. They are very unpleasant people who treat their fellow humans poorly, care only about themselves, and aren't concerned at all if they hurt you or anybody else. Most Miss Bitches qualify as Miss Takes, too. Miss Bitches are usually good-looking and well dressed, and you can easily identify them by the scowls on their faces as they imperiously strut through the world.

6- Miss Me:  A close relative of Miss Bitch, Miss Me is entirely focused on herself. Miss Me needs to be the constant center of attention no matter what she does or where she goes. She is a selfish, self-indulgent, self-serving narcissist who was raised as "daddy's little girl," and expects the same from you. Unless you enjoy the company of spoiled brats, stay far, far away.

7- Miss Desperate:  Whether it's her baby clock ticking or she's the last of her girlfriends to trap a man, Miss Desperate wants to get married -- now. She doesn't care who the guy is or what he does -- as long as he's got a penis, she can drag him to the altar.

8- Miss Turncoat: She's a conniving little piece of work who's an expert at conning men. Miss Turncoat will tell you exactly what you want to hear until you're hooked deep into the relationship (or married) and then the truth comes out. Overnight, your sweet little girl turns into a demanding, greedy, mercenary harpy who will browbeat you into submission if she doesn't get her way.

9- Miss Tease:  Usually, you can spot Miss Teases a mile away because she flirts with anything in pants and flaunts her sexuality at every opportunity. Sometimes she sponges off older men; sometimes she's a ball-buster who enjoys getting men sexually excited and then walking away; and sometimes she just basks in her sexual power by attracting men like bees to honey. No matter how she operates, you can't trust her because she craves male attention and if somebody better comes along, she'll dump you in a heartbeat.

10- Miss Controlling: She is a subtly nasty one who will wind up directing every phase of your life. She will tell you what to wear, where to go, who to talk to, what friends you can have, what you can eat -- everything. And if you try to stand up for yourself, she will cut off sex, cry, scream, pout, or use any other deceptive female tactic until you give in and succumb to her demands.

11- Miss Feminist:  This woman postulates that all the ills of society are orchestrated by men and the best thing a man can do to improve himself is cut off his testicles and grow a pair of ovaries. She believes that women are angelic creatures who would make the world a utopia if only the male "patriarchy" would allow them to. Any woman who promotes these absurdities lives in a fantasy world and will have no problem at all treating a man in a way that she would never herself abide by. You can easily identify her by her incessant mantra, "All men think with their penises."

12- Miss Angry:  Like Miss Feminists, Miss Angrys really don't like men. They scorn the male gender and can rattle off all the wrongs and misdeeds of every man they've ever encountered. To Miss Angry, there's no such thing as a nice guy -- they're all "jerks," "creeps" and "pigs." Many of them have lots of simmering anger at men, which can explode at any moment like an erupting volcano. Unless you're into lots of drama and screaming, stay away.

[FredC]

So there are only 10% good women out there.......... I guess it must be time to switch teams ...... I wonder how many types of men women say are out there?LOL

[Ronnie]

VERRRY INTERESTINK LEEST, Pikechik!

I guess I encountered 1 through 10 in my dating.  11 and 12 I've only encountered virtually (as in online).

Like you I only dated women in the 35 - 50 age range (well I confess there was that 28 yo ex-model in Moscow - she was just trying to add me to her stable of sugardaddies) -

You mentioned not meeting any Miss teaser or Miss controlling.  Boy, I did!  When miss teaser whirled and walked away, expecting me to chase after her, I didn't.  I watched her walk out of sight, then returned to me apartment, packed my clothes and moved on to Dnepr, where I met my wife.

Then there were the Miss controllings 

One, I recall, a bright television news anchor for her local station never knew what happened and I never told her why I decided to abort our budding relationship.  After telling me when we would meet each day, (not suggesting), we went to a restaurant one evening and not seeing a coat rack we draped our respective jackets over the back of our chairs.
About 10 minutes after sitting down and while waiting for our order, she pointed out to me that my jacket was only draped from from corner of the double-posted chairback.  She asked me to rehang it so that my jacket was spread over both posts.  Maybe she was worried it would fall off, but in the context of her demonstrated behavior to date, I viewed it as a sure sign that I would eventually find myself becoming her subordinate.  Live and let live was not her philosophy, so I the next day I broke off the relationship, saying only that I felt we might not be the most compatible of couples.

Type 8?  Yes, the  tendency is hard-wired into every woman.  They are different only in that some resist it better than others.  American women seem to be less capable of fighting her tendency to turn.  While dating, she loves the fact that you are active in sports..even comes to your games to show interest.  After marriage, she makes you feel guilty if you take a weekend to go to a tournament...she had other plans for you...how could you be so self-centered?

[Jumper]

now its the *he-man womans haters club* coming out ..LOL

and i'm sure you've  met 1 thru 12 all rolled into one *sybil* style-
which could change each minute  to something else..
LOL!



seriously, i guess ive been lucky enough ..to meet/date *mostly* very nice women in
my life.Who had thier heads on straight, were kind and caring and not anything like descriptions 1 thru 12.
the occasional psycho was just fun,interesting ,but perhapos a bit looney,,nothing bad.


and men,,
will we fall into lots of BAD categories i'm sure.

i'm guessing far more than 12..lol

ladies care to elaborate?





but mostly men just want someone we can be incredibly close to,
that will leave us the heck alone..lol

[TripWire]

One doesn't have to go to the FSU to find these.  There are plenty in the USA. 

But, regardless of country, there are still plenty of good as well. 

I think 3 is the worst.  But it may depend upon what one has been exposed to.  I"ve avoided, rejected, or run away from many of the other categories.  But I have been fooled by 3, and shame on me, more than once. 

[HazyKnight]

Mine was a number 2. She still is, but is ever so aware that with a ratio of 60:1 (60 women to every one man) that she would be happy just being healthy with a man and a family.

Question for clarification:

I encounter most frequently type 1 and type 2 (except for the bride magazine part . . . and few were duds in bed) women in FSU.

So are you saying that they ARE duds in the bed, or they ARE NOT duds in bed. I'm a little confused here.

[Maxx2]

There's a Miss Crazy too...


Maxx