You know you're married to a russion woman when...

[Kuna]

In another thread Catzenmouse just said "Went out for a nice dinner and came home to chai & a banana cake for desert."

I immediately thought, damn, other people do that too - and then I realised it was just our RW influence on our lives...  so I thought:

You know you're married to a russian woman when...

Let me start:

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you knock on your own door when reentering your house to retrieve something you forgot.

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you start checking the stitching on clothing before you buy it.

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you goto work and every starts hounding you for your pelmini recipe.






So you get the idea...  when are the times YOU remember you're married to a RW.   

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you start buying odd numbers of flowers.

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you realise you own a set of "house clothes"

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you polish your shoes EVERY day.

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you go to a four and a half hour church service at Easter.

[Kuna]

You know you're married to a russian woman when... you eat salad with every meal!

[Doll]

 

[BillyB]

You know you're married to a RW when she tells you that she might have gotten ill after having a cold drink.

[Doll]

You know you're married to a RW when you never get to talk to your mother-in-law

[jj]

When she close the frig door , even if leave it open for a few seconds to grab something quickly .  

You accidently put your shoes on the bed wearing or not wearing them!

She can tell you if the fish was frozen the day before we ate it in a restaurant.  

[Doll]

You accidently put your shoes on the bed wearing or not wearing them!

I know I' m married to AM if a I see shoes on the bed.
Hate it!

[Jet]

You accidently put your shoes on the bed wearing or not wearing them!

Who told you it was OK to even bring them in the house, let alone the bedroom? 

[ScottinCrimea]

You know you're married to a RW when...  You wait while she squeezes every loaf of bread in the store to find the freshest one, then watch it sit in the refrigerator for 3 days before eating any of it.

[I/O]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when... you go to sleep at night vaguely aware of someone talking next to you, you wake up an hour later and that voice is still talking then about an hour before you wake up in the morning you again become aware of someone talking.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...you receive personal thank you cards from various shops.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...the temperature in the house is always set 5o above livable.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...you find stashes of cash in strange places around the house.

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...you begin to believe Borscht is actually edible.

I/O

[Doll]

 

[SANDRO43]

You know you're married to a Russian woman when...you find stashes of cash in strange places around the house.

The Hamster's Syndrome ?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms3QdGIzltU[/youtube]

[UTRO]

Not married but.... You know you're married to a RW when... Sausage is considered a food Staple!!

[I/O]

Not married but.... You know you're married to a RW when... Sausage is considered a food Staple!!

LOL...too true.........and when you see a woman take a whole prime rib and start cutting pieces from it for soup. (Ouch, I had to step in and set that one straight).

You know you're married to a RW when... you find 35 different types of mayo in the fridge.

You know you're married to a RW when... you are TOLD what the required birthday gift is. (I ignored the direction anyway)

You know you're married to a RW when... you find candy wrappers on the breakfast table. (What is it with Russians eating chocolate in the morning?)

You know you're married to a RW when... you look forward to going home from work each day.

I/O

[Gator]

Too funny.  Okay, here's my list.

You know you are married to a RW when:

-  You discover new marvels of medicine such as putting dog fur vs. ice on an inflamed lower back, or your 23-yo son is told to pee on his sunburned legs.  The chiropractor played along and told her, “Dog fur is perfect provided you put ice on top of the dog fur.”

-  Skype is saving you $1000 per month.

-  The bench in your shower is covered with bottles of shampoos, special scrubs, oils, etc.

-  The house is 3-4 degrees warmer than you have kept if over the past 8 years.

-  Your water bill has more than trebled.

-  You are asked, “Are you planning to watch your football all evening?" and your response is, “Actually, that is baseball.”

-  You ask her to read the name of the hotel from your reservation confirmation as you exit the freeway.  She says “Blueberry Inn.”  You say, that can not be correct, please give me the paper.”  “It’s not ‘Blueberry,’ its ‘Bradbury.’ ”  “What’s the difference?”

-  You eat more organic foods.  You do a blind taste test of organic milk vs. normal milk, and the Russians pass it 6 out of 6 times.  The same with bottled water in large jugs vs. bottled water of the same brand but in small bottles.

-  In an attempt to follow her, the traffic light turns yellow, so she speeds up, trapping you by the red light.  No problem - she will stop on the other side and wait, blocking traffic so you can not enter the intersection when the light turns green again.

-  The most common words spoken in your house are, "Where's mama?" (She has a 12-yo and 10-yo).

[I/O]

-  In an attempt to follow her, the traffic light turns yellow, so she speeds up, trapping you by the red light.  No problem - she will stop on the other side and wait, blocking traffic so you can not enter the intersection when the light turns green again

Adapted for the purpose.......................

A police officer stops a RW for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her drivers license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my drivers license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

I/O

[Ooooops]

I'm not a Russian woman...   

(besides sausage and borscht - I like them  )

[Ronnie]

Looks like fun, can I join in?