Author Topic: RW say the darndest things (Read 20978 times)

BC · « **Reply #50 on:** February 19, 2006, 10:46:58 AM »

Nyet!.. I'm watching my serious!! (tv serial)

Jet · « **Reply #51 on:** February 19, 2006, 11:32:28 AM »

I found out last night that Niko had inadvertantly broken one of the desk drawals.

Vaughn · « **Reply #52 on:** February 19, 2006, 03:10:33 PM »

Lenara would reply, "Thanks God Niko didn't hurt hisself".

catzenmouse · « **Reply #53 on:** January 26, 2007, 05:42:12 PM »

Yes, this is an old topic but we have a great addition to this.

We were talking about accents and Sergei spokeup to tell us that he "does not speak with an accident"

We both are having a good laugh about this accident. Does anyone else have the problem of speaking with an accident?

Elena & Ken

I/O · « **Reply #54 on:** January 26, 2007, 06:07:53 PM »

I happened to be walking up the hallway of our apartment in Omsk, wearing only a pair of bed shorts and tee shirt, when fluently from the kitchen came, "Mat, your arse eating your shorts". Go figure, but I'm sure you'll get the picture.

I/O

SANDRO43 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 26, 2007, 06:08:45 PM »

Ha !! You mock ze peeople which doughn't spok of yurs language

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The Hungarian-born director Michael Curtiz was famed for his creative use of the English language. One day during the filming of The Charge of the Light Brigade Curtiz, requiring the release of a hundred riderless steeds, ordered: "Bring on the empty horses!"

Errol Flynn and David Niven, the film's co-stars, promptly doubled over with crippling laughter, causing Curtiz grave offense. "You and your stinking language!" he cried. "You think I know f--- nothing? Well, let me tell you, I know f--- all!"

Niven later used that as the title for his second book of memoirs

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LEGAL · « **Reply #56 on:** January 26, 2007, 06:22:56 PM »

More than one year ago, when Robert and I met face to face for the first time and we were celebrating New Year together , I wanted to wish - Successful New Year, but it was sounded like Sexyful New year.

and made Robert smile

Olga.

I/O · « **Reply #57 on:** January 26, 2007, 06:35:58 PM »

Quote from: LEGAL on January 26, 2007, 06:22:56 PM

More than one year ago, when Robert and I met face to face for the first time and we were celebrating New Year together , I wanted to wish - Successful New Year, but it was sounded like Sexyful New year. and made Robert smile

Olga.

No doubt.......!!!!

I/O

Vaughn · « **Reply #58 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:02:42 PM »

In the future, my wife would like to see the Specific Ocean.

LEGAL · « **Reply #59 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:24:34 PM »

I/O From the first moment Olga miss spoke those words to present and the for the rest of my life, everytime someone wishes me a successful new year, my thoughts pleasantly wonder visualizing Olga standing their smiling and wishing me a sexyfull New year

These are some of those very precious moments I cherish dearly....

LEGAL

I/O · « **Reply #60 on:** January 26, 2007, 07:34:49 PM »

Quote from: LEGAL on January 26, 2007, 07:24:34 PM

I/O From the first moment Olga miss spoke those words to present and the for the rest of my life, everytime someone wishes me a successful new year, my thoughts pleasantly wonder visualizing Olga standing their smiling and wishing me a sexyfull New year These are some of those very precious moments I cherish dearly....LEGAL

Agreed....!!! And therein lies one of the very things which can make an international relationship/marriage so special. Yes, it can be tough, but there is so many more dimensions to explore, share and enjoy.

As mine says, "We will be the fine marriage, you will tell, I will see you". In other words, it will be a good marriage as you will come to understand because I intend to prove it to you.

I/O

Kuna · « **Reply #61 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:32:48 AM »

Quote from: Turboguy on December 15, 2005, 08:54:35 PM

I had a first letter from a gal today. She was trying to tell me about her job and told me that her job is that she works with pricks and intraveineous pricks. Well, I have had some jobs where I worked with pricks too but not the way she does. I think she was trying to tell me she was a nurse.

...but:

My ex-wife once had to write a letter of recommendation for a young gay guy in her office to go for a training course on an old minicomputer operating system called "PICK"...

She made a SMALL error in recommending that "Jeffery Maxwell-Jones should go on a PRICK operating course" and never picked up on the error until head office opened the letter and thought it was so funny they sent it around the rest of the company. That was BEFORE political correctness was important though! $:-\$

Kuna

Mir · « **Reply #62 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:42:29 AM »

A skin test involves pricking the skin (with a needle of course). When the patient is told that they are going to have a prick test some of the men assume that their you know what will be tested and get rather worried!

Gator · « **Reply #63 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:53:49 AM »

When trading letters has anyone else ever received "I dislike correspondence, I prefer intercourse."

ScottinCrimea · « **Reply #64 on:** January 29, 2007, 11:03:41 AM »

hey, on the other side, I meant to say "dyen rashdenya" and instead said "dyen rasdyetsva" I still get kidded about that one

Turboguy · « **Reply #65 on:** January 29, 2007, 02:00:34 PM »

Quote from: Gator on January 29, 2007, 10:53:49 AM

When trading letters has anyone else ever received "I dislike correspondence, I prefer intercourse."

Tell people about all the intercourse you have had with so many RW and they will think you are a sex tourist.

smartcat · « **Reply #66 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:09:33 PM »

My personal remarkable lesson of English slang was related to cats. Once I explained to an English-speaking gentleman :" I so love cats. They are delicate, fluffy, independent, etc,etc. A male cat sounds as "kot" in Russian, a female one is "koshka", and a pussy means "kisa"...

He looked relaxed and listened to me with no big attention, but suddenly his eyes became big. He asked me to say it again, and asked do I know the meaning of "pussy". I honestly said - yes, it's a tender name for a cat. And I got it it from a Russian-English dictionary (eh, it was an edition of 1960s).

Well, this guy had fancied such Russian catlover as me visiting the North American farm where I ask the owners to "show their sweet pussies"...

Pike · « **Reply #67 on:** February 19, 2007, 11:58:22 AM »

Galina, I had similar experience.

I was talking to a Russian woman and subject of cats came up. We discussed various childhood pets and current pets.

She was telling me about her cat and suddenly said:

"You must come to my house where I will show you my pussy."

Mir · « **Reply #68 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:34:18 PM »

Pike

Are you sure she was talking about her pet?

BillyB · « **Reply #69 on:** February 19, 2007, 02:37:55 PM »

Quote from: Gator on January 29, 2007, 10:53:49 AM

When trading letters has anyone else ever received "I dislike correspondence, I prefer intercourse."

One woman told me "I like baking tasty pies and perfoming erotic dances for my future husband."

Another woman said "I'm looking for a sponsor and if you'll be my sponsor, I'll send you nude photos and videos of me and if you visit, you could have me any way you want." I declined but she sent me nude photos anyway.

Kuna · « **Reply #70 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:09:32 PM »

Ms D sent me a very sweet email the other day that said she "messes me very much."

I fully understand the "cuteness" in the language barrier but I think cute would turn to concern if anyone offered me nude photos for sponsorship...

viking · « **Reply #71 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:17:28 PM »

Gee Billy, she sent them anyway? What a sweet heart.

Maybe she figured a little more trolling and you would have bit the hook.

BC · « **Reply #72 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:32:06 PM »

'I'm sooo boring without you'

catzenmouse · « **Reply #73 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:41:51 PM »

Quote from: Kuna on February 19, 2007, 03:09:32 PM

Ms D sent me a very sweet email the other day that said she "messes me very much."

This one may actually be correct. Considering that you ARE a mess right now worrying about her...

Ken

Kuna · « **Reply #74 on:** February 19, 2007, 04:12:31 PM »

Worrying??? Naaah.... PLANNING!

There's a chance I could be back in UKR within a month and I'm seriously considering a post in Shanghai for a while (6 months or so) which would position me only 11 hours from Ukraine.

First though we'll try to get her Visa for a holiday downunder.

With a little luck we'll have about 3 months together over the next 6 months... and by then... ummm... errrr... ahhhh.... we'll see!

Kuna

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