Life Changes...Part Deux

[Vinnvinny]

When does Part Trois start?

[BillyB]

 

Your lonesome butt might sit on a backhoe 8 or 10 or more hours a day but mine sits in front of a computer to bring home the bacon. My 'commute' to work involves getting out of bed, wandering to the kitchen for breakfast with the kids and then another 20 paces or so to the office with coffee in hand.

Sounds like defensive verbiage to me. Out of everything you typed, you still can't say anything special about your wife. It seems like the same pattern coming from all my critics. Can't say one thing positive about your woman's character, behavior, or even say the “L” word.
 
Don't you think it's better, classier, and gentleman like to talk what's special about your relationship than to put others down? You choose what you want to type and you chose to be combative. So here's the deal. You attack my relationship and I'll attack yours. I can hit hard and I'll also do it without attacking a guy's gf/wife. That's the big difference between some of you guys and I.
 
A few years ago on a construction site a guy was mouthy and was pissing a lot of people off. He said something to me and I said something back he didn't like. He came charging towards me and his face began to hit my fist non stop. After he fell down, he was pulled away by others to end the fight. Some guys from other sub contractors came over and patted me on the back. They said “That guy is an azzhole”, “good job”, “He had it coming to him”, and “Who is that guy?”  I told them it was my step father. He's old school and that is the way he deals with things. I wouldn't have fought him if he didn't come charging at me. We sit down for dinner about twice a week now and if you ask him, he'd tell you he was wrong that day. What is past is past. I don't hold grudges and I won't follow you guys around the forum picking on everything you say as some of you have done with me but out of respect for other people's threads, I'll deal with you here if you want to be combative.
 
 
 

As to BillyB, I think you and him are at very different levels in too many things, morals included.

Yep, different morals. After reading the scenario I presented with the way two RW handles things with foreign men, I still don't understand how Jumper can think what I done is bad. RW #1 protects her life with testing the foreign men that makes promises to her. RW #2 doesn't test and unknowingly marries the insincere men RW #1 wouldn't. What is bad is not the test but being ignorant. If guys like Jumper want to gamble with their life, that's their choice but don't criticize mine. Jumper may be disappointed to learn how country's intelligence agencies work to protect their nation's way of life. I hope he doesn't run for president because he's too trusting. Well... somebody would vote for him. Grats to Jumper on his engagement.
 
 

I wonder if A will ever see this and other BillyB threads.. -or if it will remain some dark secret.

 
Amazing turn of events here. When I introduced A into this thread, many claim she's insincere based off her age and beauty. They did not have patience to learn her character and personality. Now people think she's a keeper and question if she reads this thread, I'm going to risk losing her.
 
Jumper thinks I'm insecure. Insecure men are afraid to lose their woman yet I can write a thread like this. Did I sweat when Harb showed up and announced he knew A and mom? If I lose A, what will happen to me? I will find another woman who will amaze you. I don't want to lose A and I will take good care of her while she's mine, but I do have options. Here's a few reasons A will not leave me if she reads this thread:
 
 

• She will understand that I'm trying to help people and I'm promoting her as the kind of woman guys should seek.
• The crisis in Libya and her having to leave from there is unfortunate but my actions in taking care of her making her life comfortable and secure has further revealed my character and impressed her. Actions speak louder than words. I do not need to be told how to take care of a woman. A few weeks ago Lily asked why does men feel they need to please women they date. When a pro dater asks for $400 shoes or $700 coat on a first or second date, a guy will consider buying it for her. I would not but after trust is earned and a relationship is established, I will take good care of my woman. A has a new laptop, other gifts, and car waiting for her when she gets here. 
• Although I talk about a lot of my dating experiences here, A told me the past is in the past and she's not concerned about who I've been with before. She may actually appreciate my dating life was robust.
• She has too much feelings for me to throw it all away over this. I started this thread before I even met her.
• A told me I could test her anytime so a test should not be a surprise to her. When women are “into you” they will try to prove themselves just as you guys try to prove and impress the ladies. My ex fiancee told me I could test her too. She even gave me the password to her email. I seen a lot of months old unopened emails from men. I opened one and a guy said he likes to be tickled and he's looking for a woman who likes to tickle him.

     

And just remember that Billys girl's mother was so impressed with Billy, that she "pimped" her daughter to him!!!

First scam, green card, then prenups and  pimping. Since many of you like to talk about value as far as dollars go, let's figure this out. What is the going rate for a prostitute? Globetrotter, what was the cost of the last hooker you paid for? $100 an hour for an average looking hooker? $200 an hour for a top of the line hooker? Over a $1000 a day for a top of the line escort? That's what you guys pay. I get to marry a quality beautiful woman and it costs me less than what you pay and I get to see her everyday.
 

 
Here's the mind blowing experience I promised Pitbull. The rest of you may want to adjust your pacemakers, take some pills to reduce blood pressure and/or take anger management classes before proceeding.
 
I remember Ade, dude formally know as SeriouslyJaded, asking me if I though people should have sex before marriage. I didn't answer at the time because I wanted to talk about food first which I did a few posts back. People can do what they want but they can be severely disappointed if they failed to learn if their partner can physically satisfy them before marriage.
 
Now I'm sure everyone knows A is inexperienced but that doesn't bother me. The way she studies cooking and her determination to be the best she can be as a wife is all I need to know. She is a giver and givers tend to please their partners better than the takers.
 
A will learn all mom knows and what I teach her. Eating parsley everyday will help a man's performance and sexual health. Other RW have told me that. I'm sure A will be feeding me parsley. Some RW will massage a man's package not for intimate reasons but because they believe it will help his prostate. Although it is done not for intimacy, it does feel as good as when a woman grab a guy's nuts while he's performing. Not all women know this. A man is a leader and you should take her hand and lead it to where you want. If she cares about your happiness, she will oblige. I don't want to get too graphic about sex but for those in stale love lives, you need to spice things up and hopefully your woman cares about you enough and knows what to do to promote your sexual performance and longevity.
 
Sperm is carcinogenic and a guy has to get rid of it on a regular basis. If you don't use it, you lose it. A few weeks ago A and I talked about cancer and when we got to breast cancer, I told her women need to have their breasts massaged to help reduce risk of cancer. Lesbians have a higher rate of ovarian cancer compared to hetrosexual females. Again, another case of use it or lose it.
 
Some of you may wonder why I talk about sex so much in this thread. It's because it is important in relationships and lots of RW talked to me about it. They have been much more open about it to me than I have been open to you. I'm focusing on sexual health and I'll hold off and giving advice for sexual pleasure. These tips aren't from me but from RW so enjoy.
 
Because I talk about sex so much, some guys here believe they value a woman's soul and character more than I. That is not true. I value a woman's soul and character more than most men do. That makes me picky and it's why you will find me with women a cut above what the other guys run with. I value soul and character so much I can marry woman without sex. I am marrying a woman without sex. I knew about A's personal and religious convictions before making a decision to visit her. She's saving herself for her husband. As I mentioned earlier I don't violate people's religious and and personal convictions for my selfish desires. I know some of the men out there has a three date rule. If they don't get sex by the third date, they dump the woman. I don't play by those rules. A guy needs to be respected before he gets loved. I earn lots of respect from ladies in more ways than one. I still know enough about A to understand she's physically attracted to me and mom knew after A met me, she was falling in love and never seen A so nervous and in love. Probably why I got a sex talk from mom so she could make sure I knew what a man should do so her daughter would not have to suffer from a selfish and/or incompetent lover.
 
I will have to teach A about life in more ways than one. Don't worry, I'm not into any weird stuff or anal. She said she will do what it takes to make me a happy husband. She knows my body will desire her's one or more times a day. Based on her motivation that I've seen to be the best she can be for me, I have no worries.

[Vinnvinny]

I tell you what Billy, you don't half write some crap.

[pitbull]

 

Now I'm sure everyone knows A is inexperienced but that doesn't bother me. The way she studies cooking and her determination to be the best she can be as a wife is all I need to know. She is a giver and givers tend to please their partners better than the takers.
 
A will learn all mom knows and what I teach her.

Now, why would the fact that A. is inexperienced bother you? You'll train your own perfect little sex doll to perform exactly like you want yours to perform. And even have her think this is exactly how sex should be (for at least several years, depending on how stupid she really is) 

[Ade]

I tell you what Billy, you don't half write some crap.

Concise, to the point, and pretty damn accurate.

[BC]

 
Sounds like defensive verbiage to me. Out of everything you typed, you still can't say anything special about your wife. It seems like the same pattern coming from all my critics. Can't say one thing positive about your woman's character, behavior, or even say the “L” word.
 
Don't you think it's better, classier, and gentleman like to talk what's special about your relationship than to put others down? You choose what you want to type and you chose to be combative. So here's the deal. You attack my relationship and I'll attack yours. I can hit hard and I'll also do it without attacking a guy's gf/wife. That's the big difference between some of you guys and I.
 

Billy,

Defensive verbiage?.. that's a hoot.

I feel little need to expound on the obvious about our relationship.  We'll be celebrating our 9th anniversary in three weeks or so.  Just for you, yes we do love each other.  Our relationship is just that.. 'ours' and we both like to keep it that way.  We're not into being reality i-net personalities.. our ego's don't need boosting or public acclaim.

I see you are now using bullets... wow... maybe next you'll do a powerpoint show..

[GQBlues]

...Sperm is carcinogenic....

LOL! Priceless....
 
'plains the need to Spank the Monkey. Polish the Bishop, Choke the Snake, etc...I'm sure millions of young men of the '70s were thankful for Farrah Fawcett's all-time popular bikini poster for keeping them cancer-free, LOL!

[Faux Pas]

LOL! Priceless....
 
'plains the need to Spank the Monkey. Polish the Bishop, Choke the Snake, etc...I'm sure millions of young men of the '70s were thankful for Farrah Fawcett's all-time popular bikini poster for keeping them cancer-free, LOL!

I am thankful also, cancer free to this day 

[BC]

Quote from: BillyB on Today at 07:17:43
...Sperm is carcinogenic....

LOL! Priceless....
 
'plains the need to Spank the Monkey. Polish the Bishop, Choke the Snake, etc...I'm sure millions of young men of the '70s were thankful for Farrah Fawcett's all-time popular bikini poster for keeping them cancer-free, LOL!

Yeah.. as if Billy thinks that the rest of the world can't take matters into their own hands and are depending on his manly guidance.

(yeah.. there is a pun or two built in)

[GQBlues]

This is likely the reason why, even with the serious threat of going blind, I decided during my pubescent years to lay a hand in my own salvation. Quite eagerly, if I may add.

[Faux Pas]

This is likely the reason why, even with the serious threat of going blind, I decided during my pubescent years to lay a hand in my own salvation. Quite eagerly, if I may add.

 

[Globetrotter]

Ah, Billy Boy,
 
I know you only read any post, exactly as you see fit, and answer as such...not for what it actually says!  In my post, I say that "your future mother-in-law"...pimps for you, according to you, any you read "prostitution".  I'll spell it out for you...I have never, ever heard of a parent
who promoted "screwing" their kid.  They know, but pretend that they don't.  That's the game one must play with a parent...to pretend it is not happening, when in reality, everyone knows what's going on!  Understand?
 
Your constant references to sex...and your unlimited skill?  Why???   I still remember a couple years ago when I was last here, your diatribe about how wonderful you were at oral sex, and this is the very reason no sane woman could possibly resist you, and needed to come back like a hungry woman who was starving!  Remember?  Then....every single woman on this forum says you are wrong...that it would be a plus, but even if their boyfriend, husband, lover was bad at sex, that they would train him in what would please them, and what was in their head and in their heart was more important than what was in their pants.  And...you still disagreed!  Anyway, if your thoughts about sex were correct...I would have thought your first, or second marriage, or all those women you dated or were engaged to, would still be alive and kicking!!!  Did I miss something?   
 
I guess you feel the need here to get everyones approval for what you are doing, or are about to do, cause maybe you don't quite feel right yourself?
 
Who knows, who cares.  You make it sound as if you are doing something very special, dating a teenager while you are in your 40's, whereby that's my first red flag.  Your girl probably wants a 21 year old.  I hope you don't find out the real hard way.  John Wayne would say..."Life is tough, real tough if you're stupid".
 
I think you don't need this forum to utter more mush.  What you really need is an invitation as a stage player on the Jerry Springer Show!
 
Anyway, best of luck.   
 
 
 
 

[ML]

This is likely the reason why, even with the serious threat of going blind, I decided during my pubescent years to lay a hand in my own salvation. Quite eagerly, if I may add.

I thought it would be best to stop before I became blind, and just go to the point where I needed glasses.

[Daveman]

I thought it would be best to stop before I became blind, and just go to the point where I needed glasses.

Heh


So, all along I thought that my emerging problem with vision wasn't with my eyes but that my arms were just too short to read... but apparently.. they just weren't... short .... enough...

[mies]

 
Sperm is carcinogenic and a guy has to get rid of it on a regular basis. If you don't use it, you lose it. A few weeks ago A and I talked about cancer and when we got to breast cancer, I told her women need to have their breasts massaged to help reduce risk of cancer. Lesbians have a higher rate of ovarian cancer compared to hetrosexual females.

if sperm is carcinogenic, that would explain the cause of ovarian and uterus cancer. On the other hand, if it were carcinogenic, then homosexual women would have ovarian cancer much less often than heterosexual.

On the topic of massage, since you mentioned that you are interested in spicing up your relationship, - knowledgeable and not-so-prudish people advise that strap-ons provide really good prostate massage. To make this procedure less medical and more spicy, I also suggest that A uses whip and bondage. This can greatly promote your sexual performance and longevity and most likely will give A great pleasure too. 

[ML]

Heh


So, all along I thought that my emerging problem with vision wasn't with my eyes but that my arms were just too short to read... but apparently.. they just weren't... short .... enough...

Yeah, well sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands.

[ML]

This can greatly promote your sexual performance and longevity and most likely will give A great pleasure too.

How would it affect longevity?

Also, aren't licensed Urologists the only ones authorized to massage prostates?

[BC]

How would it affect longevity?

Also, aren't licensed Urologists the only ones authorized to massage prostates?

Reduction of cancer risk maybe?.. or stamina?

Are licensed ENT physicians the only ones authorized to pick noses? Does purchase of a strap-on now require a medical license?

All these questions.. surely BillyBendover will know the right answers..

 - Gotta get my tongue out of cheek... breakfast time.

[JohnDearGreen]

Here, I can see how Bill is getting an amazing deal with A...

Uh, well, he hasn't totally closed the deal yet.   There will probably need to be a little less talk and a lot more action for his main attraction.   Maybe start getting in the habit of writing shorter notes here and longer numbers in the checkbook.

[BillyB]

 

I tell you what Billy, you don't half write some crap.

 
Feel free to write your results anytime. Pound for pound, word for word, I'd betcha I'd get better results than you. If you don't have results, start a thread and in real time take people through your journey. If you have the confidence to end up with a woman that will amaze people, it shouldn't be a problem for you to start your own thread. If you'd listen to half my crap, you may be better off than where you're currently at. Anyway...thanks for reading with interest... my crap.
 
 

You'll train your own perfect little sex doll to perform exactly like you want yours to perform.

 
I gave you a chance to be in the spotlight and on stage but you declined my invitation to a threesome. Now you're on the sidelines, on the outside looking in.
 
 
I know how well I do based on ladies reactions. Some men don't pay attention to their ladies thus they fail to identify what is good and bad. They fail to adapt, learn and grow.
 
 
I've got nothing to be ashamed about. After me and the ex wife split up, she came back after dating and told me I was the best. I was at my parents house and she showed up uninvited and asked to talk to me in a room. I tried to resist and fortunately my mom walked in the room at the time she went to her knees and unzipped my pants. I didn't want lust to rule the day.
 
 
A couple of RW I dated in the past wrote me emails telling me they want to get back together. I didn't tell them I was involved with A at the time. I don't tell women about other women. One RW in the past wanted a serious relationship but I couldn't give her that at the time and cut off the physical relationship so I wouldn't hurt her. After I turned her down recently telling her she's a good woman and would make a good wife for some guy, she wrote back saying she doesn't want to be good, she just wants to be happy and she wants me. I suspected she wanted to rip loose in a no strings kinda relationship even if it fell short of her goal of having a serious relationship with me. I knew she had a man at church hitting on her but she wasn't interested in him.
 
 

And even have her think this is exactly how sex should be (for at least several years, depending on how stupid she really is)

 
She's a different breed of woman. Having sex with her husband isn't stupid. Sex within marriage takes on a different meaning for me. It's more than physical pleasure and pleasing my partner. It's about bonding and exercising my rights as a husband. I will exercise a lot and forge a strong bond.
 
 
Some guys may not understand what I'm talking about but there are women out there that like to be submissive to their husbands. They enjoy it and believe that is the way things should be. I like submissive women. They are stronger than those who rebel. Most people can't give themselves to another totally and completely. That is why submissive women are strong.
 
 
I've dated a RW who told me the best days in her marriage is when her husband is the leader and decision maker. She ended divorcing him because he grew crazy in America not adapting and went back to Russia. He became useless and abusive in America. She loves America. She stayed.
 
 

I'll spell it out for you...I have never, ever heard of a parent
who promoted "screwing" their kid.

 
It's unfortunately that you don't have the same experiences as I. Most loving parents do care about their child's happiness mentally and physically. Mom being a doctor has seen her share of unsatisfied partners. Anybody here willing to raise their hand and say they can't satisfy their partner? Mom knows her daughter want to marry once and forever so she had a talk with me to make sure I know what I'm doing. Some guys don't know how to foreplay. Some don't know how to use their tongue. Some finish in a few minutes. With poor performance, you're not going to get many repeat performances. Face it. There are a lot of people in unsatisfied relationships and dissatisfaction can come from the physical department. How many men have made love to a dead horse? How many women have made love to a cold fish? Sex is a big part of relationships so people need to work on it.
 
 

I hope you don't find out the real hard way. John Wayne would say..."Life is tough, real tough if you're stupid".

 
I say that quote more than anybody on this forum but you didn't write it correctly. Google it. If a guy doesn't find a sincere, decent, woman with good manners and belief in life and family as he, he will be learning the hard way.
 
 

I still remember a couple years ago when I was last here, your diatribe about how wonderful you were at oral sex, and this is the very reason no sane woman could possibly resist you, and needed to come back like a hungry woman who was starving! Remember?

 
NO.... I don't remember. Strange how people can read the same thing and come to different conclusions. They should check the expiration date on their brains. Throughout this whole thread I've combated people who accuse me of saying things I didn't say. I will say to you what I said to them. Quote me. Nobody has done that yet. Will you be the first?
 

Some people actually believed they were abducted by aliens so I understand how you can space out too.

Anyway, best of luck.

Why do you and some others issue harsh criticism and end it friendly? Weird.
 
 
Some of you may not like my means and methods of getting results. They may seem ruthless and you may think I've learned way too much during the process of finding a life partner but it works for me. I'm real good at finding quality women because I go through a lot so I have choices.
 

Some of the hardest things I've had to go through is telling women I don't feel I could give them what they want. I've had to stop a lot of communication with women when I commited to A. I was writing and on the phone near daily with some women. We were in the process of discussing serious topics and I felt some were very interested in me. If I missed a day, some would write where I was and why I didn't think about them. One RW wrote me she felt I was a good man and she could imagine having a family with me. She was very disappointed I cut it off. I probably would've went to visit her if it wasn't for A. We wrote to each other a lot. Invested a lot of time. She probably now thinks I'm a keyboard romeo. I can only choose one. Where are the rest of the men to grab these fine ladies? Remember, top 10% of the guys can have plenty to choose from.

 
I can't look back. I can't regret. I can't feel sorry for those ladies I've wrote to and dated. All is fair in love and war. My goal is to be happy and win and to do that I need to find a winner who thinks I'm a winner too.
 
 

knowledgeable and not-so-prudish people advise that strap-ons provide really good prostate massage.

 
Gentlemen, further evidence that RW know more than you think. A loving RW WILL take care of your health including sexual health. I can't imagine Mies mounting a man to massage his prostate but I CAN imagine her mailbox being full from all the guys writing her now!
 
 
Never heard of the strap-on technique but I have read a man can have his loving partner put her or his finger up his rectum for a massage. I've never had that happen to me but one can google for photos and instructions. I like the massage on the outside techinique. It may not be effective but it sure feels good.
 
 

Uh, well, he hasn't totally closed the deal yet.

 
I called the American embassy's in Tunisia and Ukriane and asked them when things are going to get moving because I've been waiting way too long. Ukraine said they requested the documents from Tunisia but Tunisia said they didn't receive the email.
 
 
I was pissed and remained calm. lady on the phone asked me what phone number I used to call Tunisia. I told them but I was surprised to learn she had to use the same method as I to get that number. Google to get to Tunisia's website and phone number.
 
 
If a guy ever has to call the embassy in Ukraine, you will get an automated recorded response where you have to choose many options by pressing numbers on your phone. After 20 minutes and exhausting all your options, you will never get to speak to a live operator. To speak to a live operator you need to call the emergency line for American's who are in trouble, hurt or dead. They will give you an operator for that.
 
 
I told people both in Tunisia and Ukraine who are not American citizens that the National Visa made me and my fiancee lose over a month sending our documents to the wrong consulte. We've lost over a month due to you guys not communicating properly. I asked them politely to get things done properly and quickly this time. They did and the documents were shipped express mail and are in Ukraine now. A and I got an email to prepare for interview which could happen this month.
 
 

Maybe start getting in the habit of writing shorter notes here and longer numbers in the checkbook.

 
You mean getting married is going to cost me? I knew I should've married a woman who had money! Actually I feel A is going to be a good investment. I'll send her to college and she'll get a good job and bring in the money. I can retire and make babies!
 
 
Here's a couple of more wedding photos.
 
 
 

[Ade]

After me and the ex wife split up, she came back after dating and told me I was the best. I was at my parents house and she showed up uninvited and asked to talk to me in a room. I tried to resist and fortunately my mom walked in the room at the time she went to her knees and unzipped my pants. I didn't want lust to rule the day.

I guess that's a testament to your ex-wife and the guys she was able to date.

And it's not the first time you mentioned this. That you seem so impressed by it says it all really.

[Lily]

Good luck on the interview! Please keep us informed on how it went.

[brian131]

Some guys may not understand what I'm talking about but there are women out there that like to be submissive to their husbands. They enjoy it and believe that is the way things should be. I like submissive women. They are stronger than those who rebel. Most people can't give themselves to another totally and completely. That is why submissive women are strong.

Actually I feel A is going to be a good investment. I'll send her to college and she'll get a good job and bring in the money. I can retire and make babies!

[brian131]

I'm just curious...you have actually met women and talked to them, yes?  I would advise living with a tame lion or tiger for a bit first.  Beautiful creatures that can be as gentle as kittens but can suddenly turn feral, pop out their claws and tear you to pieces.  Lions and tigers can be pretty dangerous, too.     Try practicing with one of those.

[Hammer2722]

Great to hear about your upcoming interview. Good luck Billy!