Why did you leave Canada?

[Ste]

Steve...I can only assume you drive poor Nadia nuts!!!!!

Where do you find these links, I laughed my a** off over that one!!!

RVR

We Brits always roll about laughing when you North Americans say 'Spunk' and 'I love your spunk!' - it's such a common word here for semen...

Also guys called 'Randy'. Randy means sexually proactive so when a US guy says 'Hi, I'm Randy', again, we're on the floor......

Keeping on topic I've got some harrowing news. I was reading about the Soviet Nuclear Industry last night, the long and short of it it claimed Nadia's home town is in Siberia (Chelyabinsk). Wiki confirmed it and not only that, it's in Asia! We both though it was West of the Line. Still, means I've actually been to Asia...

Send the Bugger back! I've got one living with me!

They come over here........

Spunky Ste

[acrzybear]

 I call it fed up to the ears with all the PC bu!!!!!

Okay, so I'm a radical, & proud of it!!!:D:P

RVR

 

 Well if I was king of this country I would make a few changes such as if you enter the country illegally and you have children while you are here-too bad everyone goes.  If you are going through the legal process to become a citizen, then your children (under 18) become citizens when you do.

Also the national language would be English, that means all government forms and documents would be in English and you would not be able to take a drivers test in your native language.  In order to get your citizenship you would have to speak and read basic English. 

  If I moved to another country I would not expect everyone to bend over backwards to accommodate me, they didn't ask me to move there-I chose to move there and I should take the time and effort to learn their language and customs.

 Oh well I guess it's a good thing America is a democracy and I'll never run for public office since I'm not good at slinging B.S (although I have cleaned a stable or two in my time)

 Hey RVR  I still got that lamp, shall we use it:D;)

[mistermopar]

"Also guys called 'Randy'. Randy means sexually proactive so when a US guy says 'Hi, I'm Randy', again, we're on the floor......"

I think I going to change my name......LMAO

Randolph:D

[catzenmouse]

"Also guys called 'Randy'. Randy means sexually proactive so when a US guy says 'Hi, I'm Randy', again, we're on the floor......"

I think I going to change my name......LMAO

Randolph:D

With all those hot RW he'll be teaching English to maybe a name change isn't necessary as it will be true! ;)

Ken

[Rvrwind]

If I moved to another country I would not expect everyone to bend over backwards to accommodate me, they didn't ask me to move there-I chose to move there and I should take the time and effort to learn their language and customs.

Well I don't know about other countries but I do know about Russia & I'll tell you what, they havn't changed a damn thing to accomodate me. EverythingI have done to start a buisness here, all the forms I need to fill out, all the paperwork that needs to be signed-all in Russian & ain't nobody lookin' to change it for me.

I've had two meetings in Moscow in the past week with Government Officials & everything in Russian. So I gotta respect that & go with the flow. I don't expect them to change Jack for me, I give it my best shot & they respect that, then we get an interpreter, LOL. If I started crap here like the Sieks do in Canada, I'm pretty damn sure they would put me on the next plane back, wether I wanted to go or not.

Hey RVR  I still got that lamp, shall we use it:D;)

Gettin real close to that time Corbett, real close!!!;)

Steve I still havn't got that DVD, think it may have got lost on the third or fourth leg with the dog team or was it the Caribou can't remember what unit is runnin which leg anymore, but I do know they don't got Pony Express!!!:P I was lookin' forward to that too. Mail delivery lately has been getting way worse, not good news.

I thought the political stuff was verboten these days anyway

This isn't Political, Bruce. Nobody, nor myself has mentioned any political parties. Just the bleeding heart pussy whipped pork barrel bottom feeders and that pretty much describes them all!!!:shock:

RVR

[LatinSwede]

A few years ago, I was at a rock club in London.  My East Ender friend plays in a metal band over there.  During a converstation, I asked "what are bollocks?" and the girls were laughing hysterically.  My friend said "I'll give you a hint, you got 2 of them".  At the time I honestly didn't know what it meant.  I'd seen British movies at home where the guy in a fit of fustration  would say "oh Bollocks!".  I thought is was a distinctly British way of saying bull or something.  The only time I ever heard an American say that was if he was talking about a Sex Pistols album.  It didn't quite register at the time.  Anyway, the Londoners in my presence were all having fun at this yank's expence.  I really needed a pint that night for embarrasing myself.

[acrzybear]

If I started crap here like the Sieks do in Canada, I'm pretty damn sure they would put me on the next plane back, wether I wanted to go or not.

Or just permanently relocate you to a reeducation camp somewhere in Siberia;) 

Perhaps if you ask nicely they'll let you take your snakeskin boots with you;) 

[Goombah]

Siberia?  If only you were so lucky!  My Wife is from Omsk, one of the larger Siberia towns... <smile>

Kevin

[Ste]

Richard, I'll do you a copy of Dam Busters, fine, fine WW2 film! True story too, dunno if the story is a legendary accross the pond as it is here but the raid was carried about not only by Brtis but Canucks , Assies and Kiwi's and even oone American, Joe McCarthy.

Also this the uncut version, not the several minutes short US version, also shown here on TV the last few times. Do you know what was cut out? Well, I'll tell you!

The Wing Co.'s dog was killed the night before the raid and the dog's name became the code word for a successful breach and used pretty much all the time in the latter part of the film.

Closer? The dog was a Black Labrador. Called Nigger. There, I said it! So they now either cut out completely or badly overdub 'Nigger' with either 'Trigger' or 'Digger'.

No one likes derogatory names but this is history!

Google Dam Busters, Guy Gibson, Lancaster Bomber if you've never heard of this story.

Ste

[Rvrwind]

Sounds good Steve. I recall the US version...slightly, was some time ago I saw it. I can see them editing that part out...gotta be PC you know, don't wanna hurt anybodies itty bitty feelin's.

Hey Randy,wanna make some money???? Lets sue the Vancouver Canucks!!!! Canucks is a derogatory term for Canadian & I for one am offended!!! I am not a Canuck I am a Canadian!!! ROTFLMAO

RVR

[ConnerVT]

Gee, and I thought you were a Maple Leafs fan...

 

[dorogoyroberto]

Ah, Harold Ballard!!!

Roberto
Kiev, Ukraine

[Ste]

OK Richard, I withdraw my 'Canuck' slight and realise I've infringed your personal liberties and oppressed you by reminding you of your colonial past.

Also I do no wished to be referred to as a 'Limey' since it causes me mental strain when I think of my ancestral brothers who drank lime to combat scurvy whilst at the same time colonising anything that didn't move, and also the anquish of being reminded of my ancestors colonising the world causes me mental trauma as I now have my underpants on my head, a pair of knitting needles up my nose and I can only say 'wibble'.

See you in Court!

Ste (wibble)

[catzenmouse]

So THATS where the phrase "Wibbles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down" comes from....... :D:D

Ken (waiting to be sued now by the Wobbly Wibble Coalition For The Ethical Treatment of Wibbles)

[Ste]

Those were 'Weebles'!! I remember them!!!

I can't look now I've found a huge source of Russian music vids online and I'm plundering it!

Ste

[catzenmouse]

Give us the link please!

[Ste]

Ok, u dragged it out of me!

http://www.muzvideo.com/

and

http://www.showreel.ru

and

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_DrrChwE5E&search=Russian%20rock%20music%20video%20ЧайФ%20Ее%20Глазах

and

http://www.analdoglove.com

Ste

PS - one isn't real!

[catzenmouse]

Thanks Much! Elena will love these. Well, almost all of them anyway...

[mistermopar]

"Hey Randy,wanna make some money???? Lets sue the Vancouver Canucks!!!! Canucks is a derogatory term for Canadian & I for one am offended!!! I am not a Canuck I am a Canadian!!! ROTFLMAO"

Hey I always am looking for a way of making money and this one sounds like a good one..LOL

I have now signed up for my ESL course,I will be starting it in April.Cross my fingers every thing works out,never know I might be living not far from you RVR.

Randy

[Rvrwind]

I have now signed up for my ESL course,I will be starting it in April.Cross my fingers every thing works out,never know I might be living not far from you RVR.

And the Canadian Invasion Begins!!!!:shock:

RVR

[catzenmouse]

I  have now signed up for my ESL course,I will be starting it in  April.Cross my fingers every thing works out,never know I might be  living not far from you RVR.

And the Canadian Invasion Begins!!!!:shock:

RVR
[/quote]

Oh Lord,
 
 Can't you see it coming, in 25 years everyone in Russia will answer with "eh" at the end of a sentence...

Ken (the lived in Canada for 17 years and with my mothers grandparents from BC guy...)

[Ste]

I  have now signed up for my ESL course,I will be starting it in  April.Cross my fingers every thing works out,never know I might be  living not far from you RVR.

And the Canadian Invasion Begins!!!!:shock:

RVR
[/quote]

Oh Lord,

Can't you see it coming, in 25 years everyone in Russia will answer with "eh" at the end of a sentence...
[/quote]

Cumbrian's do that! 'Eh', at the end of every sentence, lived near Carlisle for a while. Interestingly, nearby was taken the famous 'Cumbrian Spaceman' photo, very eerie, quite dodgy looking but authentic according to experts.....

Ste

[mistermopar]

LOL...Russians say EH! Thats to funny.

Randy

[Rvrwind]

I just cannot resist bragging about the generosity of my country. We have proven once again that our kindness & selflessness has united lost families & friends & shown the world that our gernerosity knows no bounds.

I recieved this notice today & I am so proud that I AM CANADIAN!!!

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The Canadians, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Pakistanis.
God Bless Canada's generosity.

[/color]RVR:dude::clapping:[/b]

[mistermopar]

LMAO,that is way to funny RVR.I coundn't stop laughing.If only it was true,that would be great.

Randy