After a little experience, but still a long way from "MARRIAGE"

[Eduard]

Ed, let's be frank. If you say that women and fat, ugly, whatever other nasty adjective you may want to hurl and they come from Sarasota, you'll get no argument from me.

Actually you are the one who is not being honest. First of all I resent that fact that you would be calling any woman "fat and ugly" and then try to attribute that to me. Second, you are not being honest saying that all women in Sarasota are "fat and ugly". I personally know and have seen some very attractive women here. They are very rare and they are usually married, but they are here. Some of them even speak with a Russian accent.

[SANDRO43]

Last time I was there (very recently) I was at a mall overlooking the bay I could not keep my eyes in my eye sockets. Even my wife told me that. You may know this mall, it is open, like a village and the trolley is nearby.

To cart slim women off ?

[Muzh]

Actually you are the one who is not being honest. First of all I resent that fact that you would be calling any woman "fat and ugly" and then try to attribute that to me. Second, you are not being honest saying that all women in Sarasota are "fat and ugly". I personally know and have seen some very attractive women here. They are very rare and they are usually married, but they are here. Some of them even speak with a Russian accent.

Will you make up your mind?

Either they are fat and ugly or slim and pretty. 

[Eduard]

Will you make up your mind?

Either they are fat and ugly or slim and pretty. 

Come on, C, let's have some honesty from you for a change! Are you actually suggesting that they can not be slim and ugly? Or slightly overweight and very pretty? Be honest, man, it's not all black and white, lots of grey in between! 

[Muzh]

Now that you mention it, I've seen girls with such beautiful faces and sexy as hell carrying an extra 40 to 50 pounds. Honestly, I wouldn't mind at all.

[Gator]

Now that you mention it, I've seen girls with such beautiful faces and sexy as hell carrying an extra 40 to 50 pounds. Honestly, I wouldn't mind at all.

Of course, those Latin girls pack it all in their booty. 
 
That's a lot for Caucasian girls as they tend to gain it in their thighs and middle.  Not much more and you will need to take a bag of flour to the bedroom.   
 
Comparable to a 6' man gaining an extra 100 pounds.  Think Governor Chris Christie.  And consider health too.

[ML]

Not much more and you will need to take a bag of flour to the bedroom.   

I don't understand this sentence.

What purpose would the bag of flour serve? 
Is there something kinky involved?
Water and other ingredients to be added in the bedroom?

Or do you mean a flour bag . . . to cover her face, or your face, or her body?

[LAman]

Of course, those Latin girls pack it all in their booty. 
 
That's a lot for Caucasian girls as they tend to gain it in their thighs and middle.  Not much more and you will need to take a bag of flour to the bedroom.   
 
Comparable to a 6' man gaining an extra 100 pounds.  Think Governor Chris Christie.  And consider health too.

In my experience....there are a couple well developed stumps that attach to that booty!!!

[Gator]

What purpose would the bag of flour serve?

Need I explain?  It is a very old and somewhat crass (hint) joke about fat girls.

[ML]

Need I explain?  It is a very old and somewhat crass (hint) joke about fat girls.

Guess I have never heard that one; surprise!

[Muzh]

Of course, those Latin girls pack it all in their booty. 
 
That's a lot for Caucasian girls as they tend to gain it in their thighs and middle.  Not much more and you will need to take a bag of flour to the bedroom.   
 
Comparable to a 6' man gaining an extra 100 pounds.  Think Governor Chris Christie.  And consider health too.

Man. I was referring to Americanas when I made that statement. And trust me the ones I'm referring to would never look like Gov. Christie. 

[Belvis]

That's a lot for Caucasian girls as they tend to gain it in their thighs and middle.  Not much more and you will need to take a bag of flour to the bedroom. 

I don't understand this sentence.
What purpose would the bag of flour serve? 
Is there something kinky involved?
Water and other ingredients to be added in the bedroom?

Definitely, water must be avoided here, if I got this crass joke right   

[Gator]

Definitely, water must be avoided here, if I got this crass joke right   

You got it.

[IAmZon]

Continuing to reflect, and since the shitstorm died down from my previous "not politically correct" comment, I thought I would continue (I will be more careful / less locker room this time).

1, Did I say the online sites are an AMAZING waste of time?  Yet, again, I have to remind myself that one man is only looking for one woman.  It did seem, however, there were many women looking for something.  80% of the meetings that went to SKYPE turned suspicious. ( I do not understand what these woman GET out of this?)

2, I am of the opinion the Eastern European countries are greatly over-looked.   If you are a decent guy, not looking for an HUGE league / age gap, Poland and Hungary and Slovakia seem very worthy of time and energy - at least as much as Ukraine.

3, Having choices is a double edge sword.  As I reflect, I must admit that I already have met many women that would have made excellent life partners.  Perhaps, I should have folded my tent and counted myself lucky years ago?  Alas, timing is everything in life.

4, There is no question, Slavic women are far more distant / cool than Latinas!  Oddly, I think I like this ... however, I am still getting used to it.   Clearly, Latinas live in the moment and are doing "something" all the time - that means there are going to be doing "something with you, or without you".  Thus, trust and fidelity are illusionary things in most latin countires and cross-cultural relationships.

I think I liked the "properness" / "strictness" of the women I met in Eastern Europe / Ukraine most.  Of course, there was beauty, an abundance of it.  But, there was not the more "hot manner" and SEXY that is so common in the Caribbean and South America.  in Colombia. 

AND, I have dated more, and more successfully in the States that I have in the past 4 years.   There are pretty women here too.  I dated one woman last week that was particularly attractive and enjoyable.  But, there is something that does "slam on the brakes" is there not?  Perhaps there are mental scars and baggage in women from  every culture (SHEEE  surely we men bring our own "stuff" to the relationship too). 

[Eduard]

I'm sorry Tim, but you are way off on FSU women. I mean really, do you think going there once and meeting a few agency girls gives you any idea of how they really are?

[IAmZon]

I'm sorry Tim, but you are way off on FSU women. I mean really, do you think going there once and meeting a few agency girls gives you any idea of how they really are?

NOPE!  Thus the notion of throwing these observations out for discussion ...

[Eduard]

NOPE!  Thus the notion of throwing these observations out for discussion ...

believe me, they can be wild and crazy as any Latin gal, even more so...

[ML]

believe me, they can be wild and crazy as any Latin gal, even more so...

I have limited experience with Latin gals;
however I do know 'some' of the FSU gals can indeed be wild and crazy;
but not the majority, I believe.

This is probably true of gals in any country or culture.

Anyone have experience with wild Eskimo's or Tibetan's or . . .

[Eduard]

I'm browsing profiles for a client and came across this one just now - a perfect example:



  Кого я хочу найти:

• Так требования у меня большие) Хочу красивого, целеустремленного, имеющий свою точку зрения ( чтоб как сказал так отрезал) Желательно понаглее. Объясню почему: Я редкая су*ка). Очень капризна, ревнива. Люблю поспорить. Я Огонь). И именно по этому мне нужен человек который будет сильнее меня. Как разочек рявкнул я и успокоилась) и то не факт).Ну впрочем и всё. Ценю в людях более человеческие качества чем внешние данные. Так что если ты смелый то пиши)                     Who am I looking for:
• My expectations are high ) I want a good looking, goal oriented who has a mind of his own (if he tells you something you don't dare to argue) I'd prefer a pushy bully type. Here os why: I'm a rare bitch )) very moody, jelous and I love to argue. I'm fire )) And this is why I need a man who is stronger than me. He should be able to yell at me just once in a way that I'd calm down and shut up. )) (although even that might not be enough to shut me up))) Well, that's about it I guess. I appreciate personality and character in a person more than his looks. So write me if you are brave )) 

[IAmZon]

My expectations are high ) I want a good looking, goal oriented who has a mind of his own (if he tells you something you don't dare to argue) I'd prefer a pushy bully type. Here os why: I'm a rare bitch )) very moody, jelous and I love to argue. I'm fire )) And this is why I need a man who is stronger than me. He should be able to yell at me just once in a way that I'd calm down and shut up. )) (although even that might not be enough to shut me up))) Well, that's about it I guess. I appreciate personality and character in a person more than his looks. So write me if you are brave )) 

Sounds like MY KIND OF train wreck [/quote]

[Eduard]

She'd be a good girlfriend for a mafioso type

[Muzh]

I'm sorry Tim, but you are way off on FSU women. I mean really, do you think going there once and meeting a few agency girls gives you any idea of how they really are?

Ed, I'm glad you said that. Really.

[Eduard]

Here is another "timid" woman's want list. I'll let you guys translate it using your e-translators, this should be funny!




  Кого я хочу найти:

• ТАКИЕ, как ОН, почему же так долго
  в памяти остаются?!
  
  РУССКОГО!
  
  
  УВЕРЕННОГО В СВОЕЙ ЭКОНОМИЧЕСКОЙ СОСТОЯТЕЛЬНОСТИ, САМОДОСТАТОЧНОГО И ПСИХОЛОГИЧЕСКИ ЗРЕЛОГО МУЖЧИНУ.
  
  Для ДЕБИЛОВ - в гости НЕ приеду и к себе НЕ приглашу!
  
  Вот раньше на Руси какие мужики были! -
  Нос с горбинкой,
  Хрен дубинкой,
  10 палок бросит
  И еще на руках носит!
  
  А сейчас -
  Нос картошкой,
  Хрен гармошкой,
  Пол палки бросит
  И еще на дорогу просит!... )

 

[Hammer2722]

That's quite a specific requiremement!!!! 

[Slumba]

Here is another "timid" woman's want list. I'll let you guys translate it using your e-translators, this should be funny!

Both Google Translate and Bing have problems with this ... something about horseradish, I assume it is a euphemism for something else!