Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the lightning that does the work me 'bruv
As the acting Bishop of The Church of The Holy Socks
I'd recommend ya'll read
http://crooksandliars.com/2024/09/fake-churches-are-getting-tax-breaksand look into the tax breaks for buying yur own private jet to be uzed for running guns and drugs
also look at the salary ranges for NGOs
you can even pay yur cat for making appearances in yur "video sermons"
well...actually it goes to his "handler"
but, I digress, regress, it's a sign of distress
cuz it's all a mess
The state of the Russian Military even in Russia, is beyond phuqued-up
gopnicks aren't in the least bit afraid to die - when the alternative is to continue their life in Gopnickstan
thousands of Russians have been killed by other Russians, and NOT just Wagner
millions of bong hits ago, back when I was eine jugund, getting "indoctrinated"
I was given the task of reading a bunch of post-WWII British Military Doctrine Books
kinda like..."lessons learned"
can't remeber the author's name, but he looked like George Orwell, but wasn't and was a highly decorated officer
but, he would've ripped Putin's invasion of Ukraine, as just the dumbest thing EVER
and the more it failed, the dumber it got and the more it continued to fail
The Russian Military is just another Russian prison
but the difference is, in this prison, the prisoners have guns to
Russian soldiers are treated like gladiators who are only expected to die nobly serving the rodina (actually Putin and friends)
it's normal for Russian soldiers to naturally form little "cliques", especially in such an oppressive environment, you always search for a friendly face
eventually, the clique will frag an officer who beat or killed someone in their clique
cuz the violence in the Russian army is a two-laned highway
then the rebel cliques will ally themselves with other rebel cliques who did the same
and suddenly, there's a new wagner
with the Russian version of "Mutiny on the Bounty"
though I'm more an H.M.S Pinafore, Gilbert and Sullivan kinda malchick
fragging Russian officers is freakin EASY, cuz both sides share the same small arms
hard to tell JUST where did that grenade come from, when both sides use the same one
dewd, duh, THIS is why they call it "fragging"
oh Danny Boy, the pipes...the pipes are callin'
why aren't you in Ukraine, me lad?
it's 1849, there's gold to be had in California, why ain't you there....
it's cuz yur still eatin that Welsh Puddin, innit it?
hmmmm hmmmmm with Roast Beef Gravy, or does yur mum use the kind wot comes in a can?
didja ever eat vegemite? that is some nasty salted yeast OMG who the hell's idea was that?
why'd everybody else go along with it?
WTF is wrong with ya'll
something to do with the weather, I guess
isn't it weird, how in Australia, the toilette bowl flushes in the opposite direction, and people drive on the opposite side of the road
and when they greet someone they say "goodby"
and when they leave, they say "hello"
from Irrational Geographic Magazine Septembre, 2024 Novo Starry Gazeta corporatse
in Russia, you can get into some complicated situations
for example, you're walkin down a ulitsya, and ya encounter an old woman kicking a younger man laying on the ground
after an awkward interrogation, I uncover the fact that this is her drunken son, and she's trying to kick him to wake him up
now comes the hard part...hmmmm...ya gotta think hard....should I offer to pick him up and carry him inside or not?
long story short, after ya been there for a year
and ya see something like that....
the only thing yur gonna say is "dvigaysya, suka!" and give that starooshka a shove
Russki Mir is based on Fear
if you don't make others afraid of you, then you become afraid of others
survival of the shittiest
it's a dark and gloomy place
Dracula's Castle on the mountin ambiance
an American Hillbilly lookin autistic pridorik, walkin through a Russian mass grave
to look at the writing and to interpret the patterns
my wife told me, in a stern tone, that I was NOT allowed to collect skeletal remains from there and bring them into our home
some kinda Russian Feng Shui thing was her explanation
and after awhile, I started believing it, based on all the emprical evidence, which was overwhelming
so I switched to collecting shrapnel
and found it a rewarding hobby
and by measuring the thickness of the shrapnel, I could tell the type and caliber of the munition it came from
and if you maintained a marked map dividid into a grid, you could see if there was some "kinda distribution function" that it fits with (yes! a poisson distribution!)
ahhh...good times...
how exciting it was to find rare shell fragments from Soviet 205mm shells
remove the rust, and polish them into gleaming metal, to be made into Viking Jewelry
for small arms ammo, there were two basic types German and Soviet
German 7.92x57 ammo was steel core and usuall shed it's jacket, leaving a rusted bullet shape spike behind
Soviet 7.62x54R ammo was lead core, and ya usually got a gray lead "pancake" shaped flattened bullet, which also shed it's jacket, if the lead was heavily oxidised it could be white colored
I handled live ordance I found and had to dispose of it myself
if I was so disposed, I coulda harvested the explosive
there are actual black market dewds who do this, they sell to the local mafiyas
tatari also are really good at this but they don't sell
the difference between the Tatari explosives mafiya and Atesh, ain't that much
they're "neighbors"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ateshthe fact that the FSB hasn't figured out what to do about Atesh yet, has no clue, is super, super funny
wheras Israel got rid of Hezbollah, real quick with thousands of ball buster bombs
which left their testicles in tatters
and that's all that matters
PS
consider this...
25% of Russians have outdoor toilettes
the ones who live east of the Urals, have a bolshoi problemya!
it's so freakin cold
that the sheet freezes on their jhoppa
so they gotta go inside, stand by the fire, and wait for it melt, and THEN wipe it OFF
if this dewd got drafted, he'd say "thank god" Donetsk would feel like Miami to him
remeber how "back in the day" you'd see these "bumghee" lookin dewds sittin on a chair in the street with scales next to them
with a hand drawn sign offering to weigh you for 25 rubles?
not any more, all these dewds are mostly in mass graves somewhere in Russia or Ukraine
you gotta weigh yourself now
more and more will disappear
swallowed into the earth
why? and for whom?
and when will it ever be enough to stop it?
maybe one day, an innocent lookin Russian kid, will be executed by his comandeer
who in turn will be offed by his clique
which spreads through the chain of command, all the way to Moscva
can Zelensky be like Lincoln, and forgive his enemy
can he parse the Russian people from Putin's people
if so, instead of sseking damages from Russia, seek it from Putin, we KNOW where at least 50 billion $$$ is and in what name
maybe put an oil and gas surcharge on Russia's exports post-war into a fund
along with sanctionaed oligarch assets
Putin's big play is Trump
and the Oktober SurpriZe
if that doesn't work, then there will be the second coup, sometime in November
and if that doesn't work, and if Ukraine still holds more than 1,000 sq km of land in Russia
then Putin is not really in that great of a negotiating position to pause the war, while re-building his own forces, and waiting for the West's Debt Bomb to EXPLODE!
the Univ of Moscva focus group scenario
if Putin uses Novichok, breaks Ukraine's front lines and intimidates the West into a weak military response
if it comes out in his favor, then he's in a MUCH better negotiating position
the most interestin part about Novichok, is the retaliation...
the West has NO chemical weapons
and it won't escalate by using nukes
if there is a military reponse from NATO for Novichok, it'll be with conventional weapons delivered by stealth aircraft, on Russian positions in occupied Ukraine
if Novichoks doesn't come out in his favor, then oligarchs promise the sun and the moon to the miltary to depose Putin
New leadership blames the war 100% on Putin
sues for peace, withdraws from all lands in return for a 20 year moratorium on NATO for Ukraine
real goal is rearmament, like German 1919-1939
basically, fall back to pre-2014 borders, and re-arm
while Ukraine has a 20 year moratorium on joining NATO
west has financial collapse in 2030s
while Russia's military peaks
Iran detonates it's first nuke, while Russia tests Tsar Dva Bomba and blows the phuque out of the Siber Arctic
whichever side can detonate their EMP Nukes over their enemies first
while "Iron Doming" their Enemie's Missiles is the winner of this game
that's where the US Navy will get involved with ships that shoot down ICBMs
OMG!! can you imagine a Tar Bomba dva EMP bomb, detonated about 80 miles up in the center of North America
that's what Satan-2 is SUPPOSED TO DO
but Ukrainians blew it up on the launch pad
as part of a new lakefront property development
cuz these craters all fill in with water
and will eventually become a fresh water family recreation area
one small nuke behind 3 Gorges Damn in China would flood half of China's Industrial Heartland
we could base missiles in Taiwan, that'd have a 3 minite flight time to do that
if we KNEW for sure we were gonna fight China in 20 years, we should optimize our position
by making it in Depth
and have military resources at all over the map capable of striking China, some from close by, some from further away
while their missiles have to pass over our ships and islands air defenses before they get to our coastal missile defenses
and then interior air defenses
China's highly populated coastal regions would be vulnerable to post nuclear famine
it would be TOTAL SUICIDE for China to start a nuclear war with the USA
and the majority of us in North America will be phyqued to
so the question is; could china fight a VERY SHORT conventional war with the US Navy in the Pacific
$14 Billion US Aircraft Cariiers vrs state of the art Chinese guided ballistic missiles, capable of hitting a ship 1,500 km away moving at 30 knots in a zig-zag pattern with 3 meter accuracy
higly asymmetrical
big ticket US items
vrs cheap Chinese ones
we will lose that fight....
it's the wrong fight to have with them
instead, flip it around, and do it better, you got all that great Ukrainian Data to do product improvement
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Xain't this 80 year old piece of technology sweet?
you guys can't even begin to imagine the power of a device like this
coupled with about $300 of computer hardware purchased off of ebay called a raspberry pi 5
installed on an industrial drone you built yurself from parts
everything, all inclsive drone cost is $2000
like a hawk lookin for Russian squirrels
Ukraine can get actual Czech made C-4, none of that bootleg stuff, who knows what that stuff really is
you can be sittin in a duck blind in a swamp in southern Ukraine, lookin at the satellite photos ya got from Fort Meade
and setting yur course to the launch pads in Northern Crimea
any RuZZian Racketa sittin on the launch pad, just aim for the warhead
Kaboom! Rico!
BTW, do the following
get a hot looking woman to conceal 1 kilo of PETN explosive into either a truck or car she hitch hikes in going over the kerch bridge
but gets out of the vehicle, before the security check at the Kerch Bridge, and hide the PETN in the vehicle
if it explosive sniffers or dogd catch it, then a Russian got busted, if it succeeds, then double the amount of PETN and repeat
you could even wire it, to blow on command, and take out their bomb squad
and then get the next one
and the next one
only inexperienced ones left
can you imagine if you got WayMo self-driving cars into Russia
put dummies inside the car
and pack it with explosive....
or....
what would be even funnier, is hire some russian to drive the WayMo across the bridge
they get the car all the way up to security
then you activate the self-drivinf feature and lock them out
drive the car onto the bridge
and Ka-Boom Rico!
