Russian Anatomy Lesson(s)

[2tallbill]

RW anatomy lesson(s) 

In my experience the best way to learn Russian anatomy is in a darkened room
with a naked RW and a flashlight. I did this and I was rewarded with kisses
when I got the word correct (I got better fast). For those of you without a
girl and a flashlight, I have made these flashcards of sorts. I don't know
if this is the next best thing, but it's better than trying to remember without
photos (in my opinion).


глаза  =    glaza      =eyes





попка   =  Popka  = common slang for cute butt


  попа      =  Popa = butt 







ноги       = nogi =    legs





груди      =  grudi   =     breasts





пупок      =     pupok     =     belly button

[olgac]

cool!
For me in the beginning it was hard to process that there are different words for legs and feet, and for arms and hands

[krimster2]

eskimos have over 100 different words for SNOW
Russians have mat

I used to  get REALLY EXCITED when I got a super hot looking Russian woman drunk, and she slips into speaking mat while looking me straight in the eye
cuz, every time that happened, it was a signal for me to "move up on it"
kinda like SIE and DU in German


A simple love song for simple people

bought a batch of botox in Buffalo for her buttocks
then...she wanted Starbucks
and I had ZERO phuques
to give

cuz, I was out....

[2tallbill]

плечи          plechi            shoulders









шея         shaya          neck






волосы            volosi          hair

[2tallbill]

язык               yazyk                  tongue   

[2tallbill]

нос         nos        nose  (say nose with an s sound instead of a z sound)






This woman has

короткие волосы     korotkie volosi      short hair




This woman has

длинние волосы      dlinnie volosi           long hair

[olgac]

A simple love song for simple people

bought a batch of botox in Buffalo for her buttocks
then...she wanted Starbucks
and I had ZERO phuques
to give

cuz, I was out....

nobody injects botox to increase volume LOL! Botox just relaxes the muscles so the wrinkles are not formed.
To enlarge lips they inject fillers like hyaluronic acid, for butt it's some other filler or your own fat.
People often make this mistake sayign Putin's face is full of botox, but women know it's fillers because it looks fuller than his regular face.

[krimster2]

"nobody injects botox to increase volume LOL!"

oh yeah?
well did you know that in just 15 minutes you can save up to 15% on your car insurance?

setup a bio lab for making yur own brand of cosmetic botox
buy concentrated botox from chinese factory and smuggle to USA
print made in USA labels and vials
profit$$$$

"BOTOX R US"
make human lethal botulism toxin darts on the side and sell to Russian mafiya for 1000 euros each using electronic cash transfer to a european bank account in euros

[2tallbill]

There is no specific difference in Russian between fingers and toes. You have hand fingers and
foot fingers (I think) Someone might come in and explain it better, but until then..........

палец ноги   palets   nogi     Toes
перста         persta              Fingers



So I will cheat by showing a photo of both fingers and toes



[EDIT TO ADD]
A friend described this for me some time ago. I am copying and pasting, plus editing so I could goof this up.
пальцы и пальцы ноги = pal'tsy i pal'tsy nogi Pal'tsy and Pal'tsy nogi= fingers and toes. You can add
the word for legs (ноги) Nogi to distinguish which are toes.


Singular
палец = pal'ts = finger

палец ноги = pal'ts nogi = toe (the word "leg" denotes its a toe versus finger)


Plural
пальцы = fingers

пальцы ноги = toes

pal'ts what is the ' doing in there? It's so that you use a soft
L rather than a hard L. When you say l like in Lampposts you say the
hard L. A soft L you move your tongue further back in the roof of your
mouth.

Everyone needs to know that my Russian skills are beginner level at best
and that I say EVERYTHING wrong with a terrible accent. I do get
points with FSUW for trying and so will you. This is not Paris, where you
will get eye rolls if everything isn't perfect French.

[2tallbill]

Another lesson easier to learn

[2tallbill]

Here is Yulia Kanakina for our hips photo. I know that she doesn't have the junk in
the trunk, but nobody goes to Russia for junk in the trunk, they would head to
where the Latina's live.

Apparently this is also the word for thigh. Russian has the same word for fingers and
toes as well.

бедро = bedro =  hip    бедрa= bedra = hips

[2tallbill]

Ухо = Ukho = Ear

[2tallbill]

лодыжка = lodyzhka = Ankle

[Lily]

Beautiful thread   

[2tallbill]

After a painstaking research of photos for soskI a decided on a PG-13 version for the educational 
benefit of the members here.

соски  =  soskI  =  nipples



I often end my posts with Udachi!

удачи = udachi = Good Luck

[2tallbill]

локоть  =  lokot'  =  elbow

[2tallbill]

Warning, I am an American man and I make a ton of Russian language mistakes.
If one of the native speakers sees me make one in this or another thread please
let me know.

поцелуй меня = potseluy menya = kiss me
я хочу поцелуй = ya khochu potseluy = I want a kiss

сейчас = seychas = now

If you tell a girl to kiss you adding now at the end of it is the way to go in my opinion.


Remember the Kh just means that the h sound is pronounced harder. You don't make a k sound.

[2tallbill]

I am an American who is NOT that good at speaking Russian. If you are a native
speaker feel free to correct my mistakes or even add to the thread. I have a
couple anecdotes for those who

Some of you are old enough to remember Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
In the movie they had the knights who said Ni! Russians say Ni a lot. If
you haven't seen the movie, then go do it, we will wait here for you.



Anyone who has taken minor intro to algebra can remember when multiplying
negatives, you add them up and if you have an odd number, the answer is negative
and if you have an even number the answer is positive.

In English you are NEVER permitted to say a double negative in a sentence. However
in Russian they  do it with wild abandon.

Saying Ni is JUST like multiplying negatives. If they say Ni twice then the answer is yes
or positive. If they say ni once or three times (odd) then the answer is no or negative.

This is important to know when Russian speakers use ni (or ne) a lot.

я не понимаю = ya ne ponimayu = I don't understand.

[2tallbill]

This looks long but in reality there are ONLY three or four things to learn in this post and all of
them are important to learn before you get on a plane. 
First you learn

Yes = да = da
No = нет = nyet <<<<<<<<<< note to world. I added the y. It official transliteration they
write net. However in real life it's pronounced nyet.

Next you should learn

I don't understand = я не понимаю = ya ne ponimayu

You will be saying this a lot. So learn how to say it. You can go to Google translate hit the
speaker and it will say it. Practice this a lot, you will need it.

Next you should learn how to say "I want" AND just importantly "I don't want"

I = я = Ya

want = хочу = khochu so you say hachoo like you are sneezing with a hard H

I want = Я хочу = YA khochu

I don't want = Я не хочу = YA ne khochu So you are using the knights who say ni (knee)
and the sneezing with a hard H lesson all in one short phrase.

Believe me you will be saying I don't want ________________ (word to be learned later here)
more than you can believe.

There are a great many things in the Former Soviet Union that only a boy or girl born and raised
there will put in their mouths. Believe it when I tell you that they will want to you put some absolutely
terrible/foul tasting things in your mouth to eat them until you are full past exploding. So you better
learn to say I don't want holodetz (meat jelly) for example.

I don't want meat Jelly!
Я не хочу холодец!
YA ne khochu kholodets!

Remember the k indicates that you say the h with an added emphasis it's called a hard H. You don't
pronounce the K any more than you do when saying knights of the round table. Remember when 80%
of the reporters when they were talking about Kherson pronounced it Kerson? They were saying it
wrong. Same with Kharkiv is Harkeev, not Kar-keave




BELIEVE ME that there is 100% chance they will try to convince you to eat holodetz. There is a zero
percent chance that they won't try to make you eat it. This is one of the few sure things that will
eventually happen to you if you pursue an FSUW long enough.


NOTE: I have secret information for those that have progressed beyond the meeting stage about holodetz.
The beginners can read it, but you will not be able to get away with my secret hack(s) until much later in
your relationship.