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[Trenchcoat]

I know you like it, Trench, but as a woman I must say not wearing a bra, especially after her breasts become larger during child bearing/breastfeeding, is not a good idea as the breast might become droopy

Makes me wonder what the penalty for groping is in Ukraine and whether bribes can get you off

Off course I would never think of doing that

[2tallbill]

This is off topic but....................

Makes me wonder what the penalty for groping is in Ukraine and whether bribes can get you off

Off course I would never think of doing that

It's good that you would never do that. Ukraine or the FSU is not like the West.
A girls brothers, boyfriends or husband are not worried that the police will
investigate them if you are disfigured, blind in an eye, in a coma or walk with a
limp for the rest of your life. They do not engage in the Marquis of Queensbury
rules. It doesn't take 7 of them to kick your butt while you are laying on the
ground, but that's how many they will use if 7 of happen happen cross your
path.

You would need to be an official, a criminal, oligarch or carrying a shotgun
for them to worry about any consequences to their actions.

My advice while abroad is to be a true blue boy scout.

Udachi!

Bill

[krimster2]

if the woman is 35+ yrs old, that's NOT gonna happen
get a few drinks into her, the fireplace going, roast some marshmellows and s'mores
then "accidentally" brush up against her breasts
then lock eyes for a few seconds
then close yur eyes and move in for the kiss
3 minutes later yur both naked on the alpaca rug in front of the roaring fireplace
the warmth of the firplace on yur ass while phuqueing is an under-appreciated pleasure

35+ yr old Ukrainian women are just as "INCEL HORNY" as Bee Farmer is
they DESPERATELY WANT TO "GET SOME"
but there's none to be had for them, except a cheap Chinese vibrator

that's why you are not ONLY ALLOWED to grab Ukrainian wimmin by the "pussy"
they do everything they can to encourage it

guys who are experienced linguists, sorry I mean cunninlingusts
can totally have female Ukrainina sex slaves by using this
and you can live the life of a country gentleman, while never being horny for the rest of yur life
although you will end up walking slightly bow-legged

or...
stay home, watch porn, fantasize instead, up to you

PS
when I was a young teenage GI, I was really wary of all asian wimmin
I was scared they were gonna cut my pee pee off cuz they were commies
so I avoided women completely over there
OTOH, my buddies all kept concubines, to cook and do laundry and to sleep with
I slept with my M-16 instead
and ate k-rations

now, oddly enuff Americans are held in EXTREMELY HIGH esteem in Vietnam
easy peasy for yo to live in Hanoi, hire a 20 year old housekeeper/cook for $500 month
and she comes with ALL BENEFITS
she will cook, clean, and show you her tight little tanned nicely muscled absolutely hairless 5' 2" body with cup sized breasts and little brown nipples
and completely bare VJJ
but the gem markets in Ho Chi Minh City are better, and food's better in the south to
though I freakin hate monsson season and the "smells"

in the "good ole days" the river banks would have rows of topless women doing their laundry in the river
with completely naked teenaged boys splashing in the water next to them
an abolute perv paradise
there was no such thing as a "sex crime"

[2tallbill]

if the woman is 35+ yrs old, that's NOT gonna happen
get a few drinks into her, the fireplace going, roast some marshmellows and s'mores
then "accidentally" brush up against her breasts
then lock eyes for a few seconds
then close yur eyes and move in for the kiss
3 minutes later yur both naked on the alpaca rug in front of the roaring fireplace
the warmth of the firplace on yur ass while phuqueing is an under-appreciated pleasure

Seducing a middle aged woman who wants to be seduced and feeling up
a young woman who doesn't want to be felt up by a middle aged guy who
thinks she owes it to him because he has a nice passport is not even
remotely the same thing.

You aren't talking apples and oranges you are talking apples and clam
chowder. I like apples, oranges AND clam chowder but they aren't the
same thing.

[krimster2]

you REALLY want a good "chow-duh"?
go corn chowder, but instead of clams have a big 'ole snapping turtle
that turtle melts like butter in yur mouth, and has a nice "hickory smoked" flavor
my favorite
one of the vitues of livin in a swamp, is fresh snappin turtles are abundantly available
the cold blooded bastards all come out to sun themselves this time of year
and I trap em and open up the shell and scoop out the "toitle"
them's REALLY 'good eatin'

I wouldn't classify Ukrainian wimmin in their 30s as middle-aged
they are at their sexual peak, and can be quite attractive physically
their life is kinda like being "all dressed up with no place to go"

yur NOT gonna get ANY RESISTANCE from these women
no coyness
becuz they are HORNY INCELS with NO SEXUAL OUTLET

and then you come along
and innocently press yur chest against her breasts and give her a big squeeze
whatdoya think is gonna happen next?

[2tallbill]

I wouldn't classify Ukrainian wimmin in their 30s as middle-aged
they are at their sexual peak, and can be quite attractive physically
their life is kinda like being "all dressed up with no place to go"

I usually call women middle aged who are a bit older. Say 40-55. However,
once an FWUW turns 35-38 FSUM start treating them like milk past the due
date. They are treated as middle aged, rather than actually being middle
aged. FSUW that age want to be seduced, especially if they think that a
future long term relationship that will lead to marriage is a strong
possibility.

becuz they are HORNY INCELS with NO SEXUAL OUTLET

and then you come along and innocently press yur chest against her
breasts and give her a big squeeze whatdoya think is gonna happen next?

There are always men who will happily F#ck women this age, however
there are very few local men who will romantically pursue these women
with thoughts of marriage and family. I do agree that serious girls 35+
don't get ridden with the frequency that they would prefer, but they
are not incel's for the lack of opportunities.

[2tallbill]

easy peasy for yo to live in Hanoi, hire a 20 year old housekeeper/cook
for $500 month and she comes with ALL BENEFITS
she will cook, clean, and show you her tight little tanned nicely muscled absolutely hairless 5' 2" body with cup sized breasts and little brown nipples

I misread Krimsters post so I am editing my post now after re-reading it.

Girls in Vietnam don't groom their VJJ

[krimster2]

in the good ole days, homely lookin American GIs would buy gillette blades at the Base PX to shave their concubine's "pits" and "pubes"
not only for the visual esthetique, less odor as well, an important consideration for hot humid climates

los Americanos would HAVE to do this THEMSELVES, cuz these girls would mutilate their girly parts if they tried to do it themselves, and ya MOST certainly wouldn't want that!!!
even if they're in their 20s, they have a teenager body, appearance wise which is VERY appealing
smooth as a baby's behind, delightful to the touch
which was just fine, cuz that's how old the GIs were!!!

America was run by religious zealot puritans which led to "sexual bootlegging"
I was a bootlegger in Asia, Central America and Russia/Ukraine
when pooty-tang is outlawed, only outlaws will get pooty-tang, just someplace beyond the 12 mile limit

I happen to be a pooty-tang aficionado
I have no idea how Incels are able to survive for even 24 hours without it!!!
who feeds them? are ya tellin me, they gotta cook their own meals AND pull their own PUD and even clean up after THEIR OWN messes?
Holy Molely!
day-yam, that's HARSH!!!!
who'd wanna DO THAT?

seducing Ukrainian/Russian 30+ yr olds
walk "Arcadia" in shorts and bare chested
buy an ice cream cone
use yur tongue to lick it UP AN DOWN
in front of a group of 30+ yr old women
you will INSTANTLY have their full attention
do a "good job" and they will "get hard" watching you

the rest is EASY,  they'll do pretty much all the rest

[Trenchcoat]

I don't know and care even less. I have a ten year old boy who loves to play catch, shoot a basketball.

Is he looking to better your score with the Cheerleaders Beel