Trip Report: The Dominican Republic

[Anonymous One]

Anonymous one,

I I'd hate to read in the news that you or an innocent member of RWD became John Wayne Bobbitt #2.

Right on, BillyB!  My knives are all hidden.  I'd suggest the same for all married men at RWD! lol

[Anonymous One]

Anonymous one,

I agree with Texas Boar. Your writing style is too close to a certain member's here. I'd hate to read in the news that you or an innocent member of RWD became John Wayne Bobbitt #2. Change your style a little. Just trying to help.
 *shrugs*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

BillyB, has it occurred to you that
I AM writing in another member's style? 
Better a knife in him than in me!    lol

anon

[Anonymous One]

We picked up her bag and made our way through customs.  The sun was   
setting as we exited the airport to join the milling crowd outside.

One word.

MAYHEM!

Dozens of drivers who wanted us, hundreds of people milling around, shouting names of people they could not find.

Finally, we had a cab, and my spanish paid off, as I gave the driver   
the name of our resort and haggled over the price.

The airport exit was also chaos.  Six non-existing lanes of traffic   
competed for the right to hit the highway.  I had never before seen   
such a mess, and neither had Ira.

Soon we were on the freeway, zipping by the aqua colored Caribbean   
Sea, with palm trees standing facing the water, seeming to drink in   
the sunset.

Ira leaned against my body in the back of the cab.  I had a whiff of   
her perfume, and knew it was fresh.  Applied just for me before she   
got off the plane.

She  soon felt asleep, the jet lag hitting as darkness arrived.  She   
felt good against my body.

[jb]

Now I'm piqued.  I'm trying to remember those men who took a vacation to the DR with a RW.  I'll remember in a bit.

[Anonymous One]

Hmm...JB just used the word "piqued."  So did Bruce...

Maybe he is one of them?

Or is it "I" am one of them?  LOL 

*shrugs*

[jb]

JB just used the word "piqued."  So did Bruce.

A lot of people use that word, generally it is a mark of a superior mind to use out of the ordinary words in conversation.  But I assure the general readership, it is not I.

I wish I had a little more suck with the mod to see an IP address.

[jb]

Soon we were on the freeway, zipping by the aqua colored Caribbean   
Sea, with palm trees standing facing the water, seeming to drink in   
the sunset.

Ira leaned against my body in the back of the cab.  I had a whiff of   
her perfume, and knew it was fresh.  Applied just for me before she   
got off the plane.

She  soon felt asleep, the jet lag hitting as darkness arrived.  She   
felt good against my body.

Okay, now I remember who wrote these words before. I'm pretty sure I told you were being foolish and it would go nowhere.  I think my exact words were something to the effect that you had more money than good sense. 

[Anonymous One]

I'LL SHOW YOU MINE, IF YOU WILL SHOW ME YOURS!

Ira awoke as we pulled into the
Boco Chico Beach Resort,
which was our first stop.  
She smiled a sleepy smile and stretched.  
After all, it was now morning time in Moscow.

We made our way to the front desk,
where we surrendered our passports.  

It was my first glance at a Russian passport.  
I looked at Ira's picture and checked
out her date of birth.  
She was 23, even though she looked 18.

I also noticed her looking at my passport
and examining  my date of birth.  
She exclaimed that her russian passport
was prettier than my USA blue one.
*smiles*

[Anonymous One]

I wish I had a little more suck with the mod to see an IP address.

HEY!  My wife will kill me if she knows I am
remembering an old flame!!!

So I am writing this from a friend's puter,
and he has a program called Secret Surfer.

You get to choose your IP;
I am using one out of my old
home state of Michigan. 
*shrugs*

[Anonymous One]

speaking of the mod,
HEY MOD,
can you help?

I misspelled the word
REPUBLIC
in my TR subject line 

Misspelled words drive
me crazy.

this is not a
"pubic" report LOL

at least not yet

Will you fix it?

P L E A S E..... 

[Anonymous One]

We dropped our bags off at our room.
Ira came into my arms and I hugged her.
She looked up at me
and I saw for the first time
in real life how much taller I
was than her.

I have never seen such
beautiful blue eyes in my
life.

I took her hand and we left the
room, making our way to
dinner...

[Gator]

I hope we let A.O. tell his story rather than being distracted by learning who he is.  Personally I do not care if AO is JB.

[Anonymous One]

Dinner was really nice.
We were really relaxed together.
It seemed to me that
I had known her for a
long time.

But as I said earlier,
we had talked for countless
hours on the phone
and she had quizzed me
to no end in her letters.

We both like
red wine
but Ira perfers semi-sweet
and I like my wine dry.

When we got back to our
room, I learned my first
lesson from a russian girl!

I fell down on the bed
and she screamed,
pointing at me feet!

I had not taken my
shoes off, and that was
a big No! No!

Since then, I've been
trained.

Ira untied my shoes
and then crawled
into bed with me,,
resting her head on my
shoulder.

She fell asleep.
I looked at this
beautiful girl,,
sleeping in my arms
in this far away country,,
and marveled at
how my life had changed in such
a short period of time.

She was truly beautiful
and her personality
was a great fit with mine.

Ira moaned in her
sleep, and it sounded
like a happy
moan  
*smiles*

[Anonymous One]

Maybe it was the wine,,
we'll never know.

But in about half
an hour,,
Ira awoke and looked
up into my eyes
and smiled.

I kissed her
and she trembled.

We continued to
kiss and somehow
despite both our
best plans and
intentions,,
we became lovers
that first night
together.

Afterwards, with
her head on my chest,
she tried to apologize
with
"that was too soon"
but I kissed her
objections away.

[William3rd]

you need to put a littel more after . . .she trembled. and . . . Afterwards, with her head on my chest,

 you can say - a few seconds later. . .

or - if you want to brag a little bit, hours later as the sun set again. . .

Nice story though

[Anonymous One]

You are correct, William. 
But I did not want to turn this into a soap opera,
or romance novel,
so readers will have to use their imagination 

Hey-- You were correct about the couch :-)

I will get into some more manly
endeavors like scuba and hang gliding
and flying as the TR progresses 

I'll also start to post some pictures
of the trip soon.

[Anonymous One]

We made love 3 or 4 times
that night. I'll not get too
graphic, but I will tell
you that it was a night
unlike I had ever experienced
in my entire life.

I simply did not know it
could be that good.
I was pretty inexperienced,
having just the usual college
girlfriends and encounters
in dorm rooms and back seats
of cars.

Then I married a virgin who
it turned out did not like sex
and who might "give" me sex
once a week.  But I had to fight
for that.

So that night was a real
coming of age
moment for me. It just took
too many years too arrive.

Looking back now, I don't
know why I stayed in a bad
marriage so many years.

I suppose I was trying to
"do the right thing."
But that night my life
was changed forever,
and there would be no
looking back or going
back into captivity.

[Anonymous One]

We hardly slept that night.
Between making love, we
had a few cat naps.

Finally, at 04:00, Ira got out
of bed and stood by the window,
listening to the surf of the sea.

I got up, and out we went.
We walked the beach as the
sun came up.

I was not alone anymore,
and neither was she.

Our adventure had begun.

[Mir]

looked at Ira's picture and checked
out her date of birth. 
She was 23, even though she looked 18.
I also noticed her looking at my passport
and examining  my date of birth

Was it because you were 45 and looked 55?

I simply did not know it
could be that good.
I was pretty inexperienced,
having just the usual college
girlfriends and encounters
in dorm rooms and back seats
of cars.

So at 23 she had more sexual experience then you had at 45? WOW

[Mir]

Woman Gets 11 Years for Cooking Boyfriend and Feeding Him to Guests
Created: 16.11.2006 13:29 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 14:20 MSK


MosNews


A court in the Russian internal republic of Bashkortostan has passed an 11-year sentence to a woman who killed her boyfriend with an axe and then cooked him in a variety of dishes which she fed to her guests at a New Year party.

The Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports that the incident took place in the small town of Sterlitamak. The 44-year old woman suspected her boyfriend, who was younger than her, of unfaithfulness and in a heated row grabbed an axe and hacked him to death.

Then, the woman flayed and dismembered the body. She threw away the head and used the rest to cook a New Year dinner. She minced some meat and used in meatballs and dumplings and also made jellied meat with hands and feet — she later bartered that dish for liquor with neighbors.

When the guests arrived, the woman treated them to everything she cooked — meatballs, dumplings, soup and liver sausage. The people did not know they were eating human flesh, only one guest noticed that the meat was unusually sweet, but he was told that this was because it was very fresh.

When the party was coming to an end, one of the guests looked into the fridge and found a severed human hand there. He called the police and the murderer confessed during the first questioning.

[Bruce]

Mir, think about your last two posts.  What does it add to the trip report?

[Gator]

A. O.,

You have taken a lot of time to write an interesting story.  Please keep posting and try to ignore all the jabber and gibberish. 

[Mir]

Well he did say his wife will kill him if she found out.

What it adds to the trip report:nothing.

[vwrw]

A.O.
I am absolutely agreed with Gator. And I very want to know your whole story. I hope as an experienced and adult man you know the more successful and the happier one is or the more attractive his life’s situation seems to people’s minds, the more quantity of unpleasant words one will hear about his success and himself. I look forward to your next posts.   

[Mir]

vwrw

Interesting that you think a man in mortal fear of his wife lamenting an old romance with a women half his age (who looked even younger) is in your opinion adult, successful and happy!!